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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
JawnClawdVanDamn said:
Ok so am I a business genius or is all this obvious stuff that every adult should know?
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Lots of zoomers literally lack basic life context for understanding anything around them.

It's ridiculous how stunted they are and not totally their own fault. Families are much smaller so people have fewer siblings and cousins. Potential friends are spending 8 hours a day on screens, so even if you forsake screen time, the people who would have been your friends in past generations are stuck on TikTok and YouTube (and KF?). Parenting norms have changed so kids have a much shorter leash and less free time. The academic pressure cooker is stronger than ever before. Many kids grow u with only one parent, or a cavalcade of unstable family situations. Norms against child labor mean less work experience at home and in the workforce.

A 16 year old today has probably spent less than 50% as much time talking to people ss a 16 year old in 2000. Add it all up and it's no wonder they're so unhappy. They have no idea what's going on in the world and everything gives them anxiety.
 
I think its funny that they took a bunch of people with zero responsibility (can have 6 weeks away from regular life) and sat them down in front of a "life coach." Even if it is just really basic information that everyone should know. Sam/Jet really are running a charity.
 
RobotGentleman said:
Jon, Vance and Sylvia are plotting in the kitchen. They're whispering so we can't hear them.
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NO JON NO, YOU WERE MEANT TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE; NOT TURN IT TO DARKNESS
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Edit - Lol Lettie eavesdropping again, immediately gets up when she thinks someone's coming
 
Thought Himinal said:
Lots of zoomers literally lack basic life context for understanding anything around them.

It's ridiculous how stunted they are and not totally their own fault. Families are much smaller so people have fewer siblings and cousins. Potential friends are spending 8 hours a day on screens, so even if you forsake screen time, the people who would have been your friends in past generations are stuck on TikTok and YouTube (and KF?). Parenting norms have changed so kids have a much shorter leash and less free time. The academic pressure cooker is stronger than ever before. Many kids grow u with only one parent, or a cavalcade of unstable family situations. Norms against child labor mean less work experience at home and in the workforce.

A 16 year old today has probably spent less than 50% as much time talking to people ss a 16 year old in 2000. Add it all up and it's no wonder they're so unhappy. They have no idea what's going on in the world and everything gives them anxiety.
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boy do i have a good book you should read
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Thought Himinal said:
She also does this womanly thing where she blames a past "toxic relationship" for mental health problems... as if she didn't choose that relationship. I never understand this. Part of life is passing on what is fun or convenient in favor of what is good for you.
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It can be hard to really trust people in relationships, some people don't exhibit extreme issues until late into a relationship where you're too invested to just simply leave. I don't know her story but i'm guessing she's a terminally online neet with little irl friends and too socially deficient to go out and meet people and when you're young in that type of situation, you can easily latch onto people quickly and fear them going away. I don't know what her bf did but considering he supposedly has 2 felonies and has been doxxing the shit out of her he probably fucked with her pretty bad. Coming out of a relationship where you felt like someone actually loved you and was close to you just to face all of these crazy issues can be pretty traumatizing when you don't have the support group and ways to cope but I don't really know the full story, i'm just generalizing based on experiences from myself and people I know.
 
Vance and Sylvia are gaslighting the fuck outta Jon about Lettie. She's bad but she's NOT that bad.
Oh yeah, Vance and Sylvia agreed that Lettie goes first, then Jon.
 
They're(josie, vance, sylvia and jon) in the kitchen talking about how fake this 'business guru' is and how he kept forgetting his own shit and starting new step lists while not finishing old ones.
I was deeply hoping they weren't dumb enough to think this guy was legit.
 
Got Milk! said:
I mostly bought it for the finished product
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I'm still way behind, but I want to ask about this before I forget, so sorry if it's been addressed.

Has there been any official announcement of what the final product's format will actually be?

I've seen a lot of comments mention a Season One DVD (which I thought too initially because there's a snazzy little DVD boxset concept image on the popup), but then I noticed it specifically says "FREE copy of Fishtank Season One, emailed to you once complete." This to me says stream/file download; there's nothing verbally about receiving a DVD boxset on top of that.

So, unless there's been an official tweet or clip of Sam/Jet talking about a real physical boxset, I'm forced to assume this is just another deliberate ambiguity in order to make more sales out the gate by making a false implication with the image.

Of course, like I said, I could have completely missed something-- does anyone have more info whether or not they've talked about it at all?
 
Meth Until Death said:
Vance and Sylvia are gaslighting the fuck outta Jon about Lettie. She's bad but she's NOT that bad.
Oh yeah, Vance and Sylvia agreed that Lettie goes first, then Jon.
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Interested to see how this plays out. This is the first time we've heard Jon "scheme" without being pushed to do so (i.e the baby shaking incident) so being able to see if he stays true to the bonds he's formed with Letty will definitely play a part in the development of his character as the show goes. I'm sure at some point tonight they'll be engaged in conversation, and if not Jon and Letty, then Letty and somebody else. And it will be then when we find out where everyone's true intentions lay.
 
RL Steinbeck said:
I'm still way behind, but I want to ask about this before I forget, so sorry if it's been addressed.

Has there been any official announcement of what the final product's format will actually be?

I've seen a lot of comments mention a Season One DVD (which I thought too initially because there's a snazzy little DVD boxset concept image on the popup), but then I noticed it specifically says "FREE copy of Fishtank Season One, emailed to you once complete." This to me says stream/file download; there's nothing verbally about receiving a DVD boxset on top of that.

So, unless there's been an official tweet or clip of Sam/Jet talking about a real physical boxset, I'm forced to assume this is just another deliberate ambiguity in order to make more sales out the gate by making a false implication with the image.

Of course, like I said, I could have completely missed something-- does anyone have more info whether or not they've talked about it at all?
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IIRC they've already stated the final product will be digital. I'd have been very surprised if they did a physical delivery, it'd be expensive and from what we've seen the fishtank crew is definitely not qualified to handle dealing with shipping orders.
 
RobotGentleman said:
IIRC they've already stated the final product will be digital. I'd have been very surprised if they did a physical delivery, it'd be expensive and from what we've seen the fishtank crew is definitely not qualified to handle dealing with shipping orders.
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Ok, that's what I figured. I kept thinking I missed something because people keep mentioning it. I was considering spending the $40 if there was a physical product, but I'll just wait for a copy to surface online if it's strictly digital.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Interested to see how this plays out. This is the first time we've heard Jon "scheme" without being pushed to do so (i.e the baby shaking incident) so being able to see if he stays true to the bonds he's formed with Letty will definitely play a part in the development of his character as the show goes. I'm sure at some point tonight they'll be engaged in conversation, and if not Jon and Letty, then Letty and somebody else. And it will be then when we find out where everyone's true intentions lay.
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Well, he's not really being pushed though. He's being led around by the nose by Sylvia atm e.g. Lettie has never read the bible but Jon says he likes it when she reads to him so he doesn't have to read it.
Considering how loyal and good-naturerd Jon is though, I don't think this is going to go the way Sylvia and Vance plan. Unless they constantly whisper in his ear maybe
 
RL Steinbeck said:
Of course, like I said, I could have completely missed something-- does anyone have more info whether or not they've talked about it at all?
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I thought I had heard someone mention a physical copy that might be made later during a sam stream, but take that with a grain of salt I could be retarded
 
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