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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jon moved upstairs after TTS kept making fun of him sleeping with Letty. He ended up trying to sleep in Bedroom 1, where he and Vance chatted (interrupted temporarily by someone shutting off the camera).

Vance made up with Jon, claiming he's doing a cool guy and that the friction between them is just from being forced to live together for two weeks. He says he's been a good job with "laying low" since "movie night", and that the other contestants (particularly Damiel) are starting to warm up to him. They also whispered a lot to hide certain strategies from chat, seemingly something they don't want Letty to know -- whatever it was, they agreed it was fine to share with Josie, Damiel, etc.
 
Major bro-ing out has been going on in B1. After Jon fled upstairs from the piss witch he bunked up with vance and let it all out in a low voice.
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It was really hard to hear, but it seems like Jon was almost kicked out the night of the movie because he got too drunk and Sam+Jet had to cool him down, but he got one more day to redeem himself leading to now. That's why Jon has been chilling out compared to when he was pretending to be Sam by breaking shit. Good for you Jon!
 
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Major bro-ing out has been going on in B1. After Jon fled upstairs from the piss witch he bunked up with vance and let it all out in a low voice.View attachment 5101475
It was really hard to hear, but it seems like Jon was almost kicked out the night of the movie because he got too drunk and Sam+Jet had to cool him down, but he got one more day to redeem himself leading to now. That's why Jon has been chilling out compared to when he was pretending to be Sam by breaking shit. Good for you Jon!
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Edit - I'm dead fuckin wrong, fuck me
 
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Everyone is acting like this is such a massive feat for Jon, and the boldness was funny but it was a stupid move, Letty can be a sneaky bitch but she was unironically Jon's biggest friend and always the nicest to him and now he just torched the bridge in her face for Vance who probably hates him the most.
 
Tad Loaf said:
Everyone is acting like this is such a massive feat for Jon, and the boldness was funny but it was a stupid move, Letty can be a sneaky bitch but she was unironically Jon's biggest friend and always the nicest to him and now he just torched the bridge in her face for Vance who probably hates him the most.
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I mean, this is Vance and Sylvia's plan, which is to enlist Jon and isolate Lettie and make she loses the next challenge. Then they'll do the same to Jon.
 
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I really don't understand all the scheming and alliance talk when they have no clue what is even gonna happen. We are nearly 2 weeks in and still haven't had a legitimate elimination nor know how they work. What can they even plan for? Sure if you are on Survivor season 40 you have a good idea of how the game works and how to play it effectively. The producers on fishtank seem to be making it all up as they go along.
 
ToddleDoddle said:
I really don't understand all the scheming and alliance talk when they have no clue what is even gonna happen. We are nearly 2 weeks in and still haven't had a legitimate elimination nor know how they work. What can they even plan for? Sure if you are on Survivor season 40 you have a good idea of how the game works and how to play it effectively. The producers on fishtank seem to be making it all up as they go along.
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They're probably basing their strategies on what they saw in reality shows like Survivor and Big Brother, since that's their only prior exposure to this kind of game.
 
ToddleDoddle said:
I really don't understand all the scheming and alliance talk when they have no clue what is even gonna happen. We are nearly 2 weeks in and still haven't had a legitimate elimination nor know how they work. What can they even plan for? Sure if you are on Survivor season 40 you have a good idea of how the game works and how to play it effectively. The producers on fishtank seem to be making it all up as they go along.
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It's just Vance LARPing
 
Tad Loaf said:
Everyone is acting like this is such a massive feat for Jon, and the boldness was funny but it was a stupid move, Letty can be a sneaky bitch but she was unironically Jon's biggest friend and always the nicest to him and now he just torched the bridge in her face for Vance who probably hates him the most.
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You could choose between Jon befriending the snakes or Jon fucking the witch.
There wasn't any other option.
I think Jon fucking the piss goblin was the right call, but the TTS fucked it all up.
 
Rightio, trying to listen to Lettie whispering at Jon with that fucking fan drowning everything out.
Here's the talk in video format. I can't really understand what they're saying so if anyone else wants to have a crack be my guest. Any serious audiophiles that know how to get rid of that fuckin fan?


 
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DankSmoker said:
Vance has really gotta stop larping as a ballplayer jock, he was clearly a band dork.
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He's a failed musician/comedian whose main claim to fame are gay little MS paint animations 12-year-olds could make. Lyle Forever had the willpower to get up and make a podcast, he's a pothead loser who went to college to no avail and is a delivery driver at 25. He's still hanging on to these animations he made in high school as he approaches the second half of his twenties, how could anyone root for him under these circumstances?
 
Jon has returned to his true love, the couch, and not long after, Vance (standing left) comes down to "clear the air". Vance yeahs a bunch and between Jon's mushmouth and the hvac, it's difficult to hear exactly what was said.
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King George III said:
Jon has returned to his true love, the couch, and not long after, Vance (standing left) comes down to "clear the air". Vance yeahs a bunch and between Jon's mushmouth and the hvac, it's difficult to hear exactly what was said.
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Something about Vance lying. I could make out Vance saying "that's my bad, then." Jon is now the prize in a game of tug-of-war. Vance, Sylvia, Damiel and Josie vs. Violetta.
 
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