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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
ChineseLegalism said:
"Jon have you ever said the n word with a hard W?"
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@ChineseLegalism acting like he doesn’t know about the Uyghur death camps.
Logic said:
Damiel talking to TTS like he's talking to his mom when she tries to tell him to get out of bed and better himself.
TTS: "Get off the phone Damiel"
Damiel: "I don't even have my fucking phone.....................Bitch"
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I want to contact Jet and have Josie supplied with a PS2, a CRT and a DDR pad controller but the only game is this.
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So I have an idea for how you could integrate TTS into a more effective damiel alarm
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This here is an electric mat that creates static electric shocks that are not dangerous but uncomfortable enough to keep pets away from no-no zones. Now Imagine if you soldered the controls to a wifi-enabled switch and placed this under Damiel's bed. Whattya think fellas?
 
CoolFool said:
Vance sure is spending a lot of time with Jon. It makes sense why he's doing it, but I do wonder how long he can keep it up. Letty seems to genuinely like his company, but Vance always seems annoyed and has already bitched about how annoying Jon is to be around.
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I like how as much as Vance is putting up with him as a means to an end, reading the bible to him was a bridge too far and he couldn't bring himself to do it.
 
CoolFool said:
Vance sure is spending a lot of time with Jon. It makes sense why he's doing it, but I do wonder how long he can keep it up. Letty seems to genuinely like his company, but Vance always seems annoyed and has already bitched about how annoying Jon is to be around.
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Vance has completely checked out at the moment. And Jon's so excited to have a bro, goddamn. He's gonna be crushed when he gets chucked under the bus. All Lettie's gotta do is get Jon doing things he likes with her. She's bright enough to work that out.
 
Ben(?) summons Jon into BR4 and explains that Dam used to be a chef. Dam says he was trained by his sous chef, Jerry. When asked what it's called when you slice chicken, Dam asks if he can go talk to Jet about supplies, ignoring the question all together. Jon pipes up to say that don't they have much at the house and it would be good to have some "åbs and spices." Ben(?) says not to worry, he isn't expecting a 5-star dish and he wants them to be creative.

Jon being retarded, gullible, and having a speech impediment that makes him sound Danish and drunk makes him exponentially more endearing to me.
 
It's already been brought up multiple times but what was the point of Damiel coming back if he's just not doing anything? He doing less then Mauro did and Mauro slept most of the competition.
 
King George III said:
She doesn't belong to a tribe, so there are no marriage benefits to be had. No hunting, no fishing, and no casino revenue sharing. Just stimming.
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wtf i hate josie now
Sicko Hunter said:
It's already been brought up multiple times but what was the point of Damiel coming back if he's just not doing anything? He doing less then Mauro did and Mauro slept most of the competition.
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I think they've realized he's such a snoozefest hence telling him to teach Jon to cook to spur interaction.
 
a great big cabbage said:
When asked what it's called when you slice chicken, Dam asks if he can go talk to Jet about supplies, ignoring the question all together.
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It’s a sore subject because his mud monkey mother took him to sous chef instead of a doctor to get his newborn head reshaped and they spatchcocked it.
 
afternoon_tea said:
I like how as much as Vance is putting up with him as a means to an end, reading the bible to him was a bridge too far and he couldn't bring himself to do it.
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That’s why I think the tug of war between Team Vance and Letty over Jon will result in an eventual Letty victory. She got her fangs buried in way before Vance, and while Vance can put up with Jon short term with basic bro talk and workouts he’s not capable of doing any substantial bonding. Letty is appealing to Jon on a deeper level by holding more nuanced discussions with him about topics he enjoys, and while Vance can go along with a conversation, he’s not going to be genuinely interested.

Anyone who has had a conversation with a friend about a topic you both enjoy will know this. The conversation is much more engaging and meaningful. Jon says ridiculous shit and somehow Letty still tries to relate to him without coming off as bored. Vance can’t do that because he doesn’t like Jon. Simple as.
 
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