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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Honestly I don't think Jon is smart enough to understand the nuances of different Christian denominations.
didnt he also say something like "muslims and christians worship the same god"? im sure he thinks that just to cope about tate being muslim but it definitely shows that he has a pretty simplistic view of religion.

edit to avoid double post: @Mr.Bucket he said he bought that bible in the airport on the way to the show.
 
This has the vibe of making things up as they go along which is part of it's charm but I do wish they had thought things through and planned more. Things went quickly off the rails with the swatting, being allowed their phones and then coddling Jet needed to do to keep everyone from leaving after Simmons. I think Jet is doing the best he can but this has lead to everyone knocking on the basement door and interacting with Jet and crew all the time which I think really detracts from the show and the concept of sharks versus how it was originally pitched. If they ever do a 2nd version, I hope they are far more hands off.
Maybe have some sort of drone that does deliveries or have a dumbwaiter system that delivers goodies or anything positive. Sharks should only be present during negative events.
 
It would be entertaining as fuck, but given Jon's rampage of smashing and puking after a case of cheap lager, I don't think hanging around the degenerate druggie wiggers Sam surrounds himself with would be good for him. But hey, he is God's strongest soldier, maybe he'd convert them all with karaoke sermons.
Did you see Jet Neptune attempt to drink on night two or three? He couldn't even take a single shot without downing a full can of soda after each one. Sam also doesn't drink.
 
Red Shark has sprayed poop spray around the house.
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Did you see Jet Neptune attempt to drink on night two or three? He couldn't even take a single shot without downing a full can of soda after each one. Sam also doesn't drink.
Jet and Sam might not do drugs or drink, but the rest of the retarded wigger crew does.
 
They just took Damiel's bed and he's pissed. Right after the bed got taken, an audience laughing SFX got played and he screamed "SHUT UP" at the camera.
 
Jet and Sam might not do drugs or drink, but the rest of the retarded wigger crew does.
No way Jet don't do drugs with the kind of people he hangs around with. But it wouldn't surprise me if Sam told him to stop if he is going to let Jet handle a bunch of his shit, considering how vocal he is about drug use
 
No way Jet don't do drugs with the kind of people he hangs around with. But it wouldn't surprise me if Sam told him to stop if he is going to let Jet handle a bunch of his shit, considering how vocal he is about drug use
hes vocal about a TON of shit that the wigger crew does the exact opposite of. there have been several times on stream when he goes off on an abbreviated tirade about something that only retards do and the wigger sitting next to him is visibly uncomfortable because he does that exact thing. i mentioned it earlier but he almost made bicflame cry (real) because he called rap "not real art" or something along those lines.
 
Did you see Jet Neptune attempt to drink on night two or three? He couldn't even take a single shot without downing a full can of soda after each one. Sam also doesn't drink.
What does Sam do that makes him look so prematurely aged? Guy looks a decade and a half older than he actually is. It's hard to believe he's got a clean lifestyle.
 
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