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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Bozo Gnarly said:
jon says that horses used to be THIS TALL. he was putting his hand at nipple height.
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He's redpilled on horses. They were called ponies back then.

Sylvia caught in the kitchen singing the lyrics to the Sam Hyde x Joeyy song GooE

"Oh that's your bitch come get her she's a lost dog"

More evidence she's up to date on MDE lore.


Sylvia and Letty are questioning Jon on his three kids. "Ones five, ones six, ones one" They're all boys.

He calls the mother of his kids sluts, which pisses the women off. They ask if he'll teach his kids to respect women. He says he'll teach his kids to respect women, not sluts. The women are seething but don't press him further because they're trying to keep on his good side.

The convo is pretty funny but Letty suspects Jon might be some type of plant. She asks him how he found out about the show, and he's the only one left who auditioned through craiglist.
 
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Noble Redditor said:
He's redpilled on horses. They were called ponies back then.

Sylvia caught in the kitchen singing the lyrics to the Sam Hyde x Joeyy song GooE

"Oh that's your bitch come get her she's a lost dog"

More evidence she's up to date on MDE lore.


Sylvia and Letty are questioning Jon on his three kids. "Ones five, ones six, ones one" They're all boys.

He calls the mother of his kids sluts, which pisses the women off. They ask if he'll teach his kids to respect women. He says he'll teach his kids to respect women, not sluts.
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He said he's been with his girlfriend for 4 years. Those kids aren't his (Well, I guess the one year old could be).

If this girlfriend exists at all, then I knew it had to be an older single mother.

Edit: I guess he could have gotten multiple women pregnant that aren't related to his current gf though. Hard to say since Jon lies so much.
 
Bozo Gnarly said:
jon says that horses used to be THIS TALL. he was putting his hand at nipple height.
right after dam started massaging jons back
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Jon has actually said something factual. Early horses were quite smol
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CoolFool said:
He said he's been with his girlfriend for 4 years. Those kids aren't his (Well, I guess the one year old could be).

If this girlfriend exists at all, then I knew it had to be an older single mother.
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He said the others are with different women.
 
Something for the Josiecels; She's said she's never been to Australia and will probably never go there. Also singing "Gas! Gas! Gas!".
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ED Update: She does not like the manga Chainsaw Man, because it was "too coomery".
 
King George III said:
Something for the Josiecels; She's said she's never been to Australia and will probably never go there. Also singing "Gas! Gas! Gas!".
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She's using the Karaoke machine to talk back to TTS hahahaha.
EDIT: I was wondering how long it would take for jon to take his shirt off again. He's incapable of wearing one for 24 hours.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Letty suspects Jon might be some type of plant. She asks him how he found out about the show, and he's the only one left who auditioned through craiglist.
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When Jet and Sam's friend (Fat, long hair) was talking on the Twitter space after kicking Simmons. He said they found Simmons and Mauro on Craigslist. He did not mention Jon.

It would be hilarious if Jon was the plant.
 
Clownish said:
When Jet and Sam's friend (Fat, long hair) was talking on the Twitter space after kicking Simmons. He said they found Simmons and Mauro on Craigslist. He did not mention Jon.

It would be hilarious if Jon was the plant.
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If Jon wasn't real and actually a fake, I'd probably sit out in the rain for a while.
 
Jon comes out against abortion. This comes after a conversation in which he states that women who try to commit suicide via overdose are doing it for attention. I think he also may have said he was sexually assaulted by a woman.

Vance slowly walked away from this.
 
Josie says she watched two episodes of Lain and found it boring, the based levels keep on peaking the meter here folks
 
I hope tts keeps bringing up stuff like abortion and mens rights around jon and letty.
He's too autistic to not say how he feels and letty is too retarded not to argue about it.
Regardless of how you feel about abortion it makes for good content to hear this kitchen debate from every room in the house because Jon is fucking loud and cant control himself.
 
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