🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Targeted Individual]

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Who is giving the hog hot pockets??? Trying to get her out sooner by killing her???

Is the serbian guy who keeps telling Josh not to use the name of The Lord in vain

 

[stink rink]

Now we know he never read The Bible, he hasnt even read about The Bible.
Good thing he's doing it now, because if not in a couple of weeks he would say that his favourite part of The New Testament is "Jesus Christ and the goblet of fire"

Jon hasn't even read the Cat in the Hat. I don't expect anything from him. He also knows The Book of Enoch is not in the King James version, so that speaks for something.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

G'day gents, here we have my favorite Lettie moment on fishtank. The "friendly witch or two snakes" TTS
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Haha holy shit I didn’t realize how hard she was staring daggers at Sylvia. The ssssssss at the end as she glared at her was beautiful. She needs to step up her game if she truly wants Jon on her side. She can’t manipulate him with her traditional ways, she needs to be humble to get the result she desires.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

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the norwood reaper cometh

Vance in B1 farming TTS like a good little plant

I still can't figure out what this haircut is meant to be.

 

[ThePissWitch]

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10:52 FT Vance is "plotting" in B1 again. He thinks he's cooler than everyone in the house with terms such as "I can't stop winning", "You get it now" [as both a statement and question], and repeadily says "I am that dude". Reminder: Vance told the audience a few nights ago his mental state was completely in tact. I'm pressing X on that.

Update:
10:56 FT Damiel is talking about his experiences with drugs (xanax, coke, ect.). If this is all true I kind of feel bad for him. Not in a pity way, but in a sense of "if this continues this guy is probably going to die soon" which I geninuely never wish on anyone. This is continuing the idea that he's probably here to detox under Jet and co's watch.

He is totally delusional, all his takes are and o think he's too dumb for it to be a persona.

I think we're beginning too see a worse side of these contestants as they suffer from sunlight deprivation, amongst other things.

Hoping for total insanity soon.

 

[Aidan]

Now we know he never read The Bible, he hasnt even read about The Bible.
Good thing he's doing it now, because if not in a couple of weeks he would say that his favourite part of The New Testament is "Jesus Christ and the goblet of fire"

He was asked about his favorite book in the Bible and he said his favorite book isn't in the Bible and is The Book of Eggnog. But yes I think he's trying to soak up Bible stuff now more than ever before.

Haha holy shit I didn’t realize how hard she was staring daggers at Sylvia. The ssssssss at the end as she glared at her was beautiful. She needs to step up her game if she truly wants Jon on her side. She can’t manipulate him with her traditional ways, she needs to be humble to get the result she desires.

If she could drop her ego she could manipulate Jon so easily. He's obviously not going to fall for her usual tricks and she's not witty enough or willing to switch her tactics. Jon has given her multiple opportunities to get back on good terms at no cost and she simply refuses to concede when the only thing she has to do is say "I appreciate that Jon! teehee" and move the fuck on.

 

[Targeted Individual]

Bro's never even read the Cat in the Hat. I don't expect anything from him. He also knows it's not in the King James translation, so that speaks for something.

I expected him to have gone to sunday school, and he doesnt seem to be an ethiopian christian to consider that Enoch is part of The Bible.

 

[Targeted Individual]

He was asked about his favorite book in the Bible and he said his favorite book isn't in the Bible and is The Book of Eggnog. But yes I think he's trying to soak up Bible stuff now more than ever before.


If she could drop her ego she could manipulate Jon so easily. He's obviously not going to fall for her usual tricks and she's not witty enough or willing to switch her tactics. Jon has given her multiple opportunities to get back on good terms at no cost and she simply refuses to concede when the only thing she has to do is say "I appreciate that Jon! teehee" and move the fuck on.

Understandable, i hope he means his favourite in the sense of most entertaining.
I really hope he doesn't believe in it, DONT LET THE DEVIL TEMPT YOU JON YOU ARE A WARRIOR OF CHRIST

 

[Staffy]

Also Josie HATES friday night funkin

Unanimously based. FUCK that game. Shit design, shit music, shit fanbase.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

this is gonna get buried real fast, but i found damiel's 2009-2014 twitter. https://twitter.com/bummybuster
theres so much fucking shit on here and there's no way i can go through it all but here's some highlights.



some of these really make me question his sexuality. nigga looks like a fag and his shits all retarded.

mr.firstimeinamerica (@bummybuster) / Twitter

archived 1 May 2023 04:30:09 UTC

archive.ph

thanks to @Sammich for the archive

 

[Meth Until Death]

Haha holy shit I didn’t realize how hard she was staring daggers at Sylvia. The ssssssss at the end as she glared at her was beautiful. She needs to step up her game if she truly wants Jon on her side. She can’t manipulate him with her traditional ways, she needs to be humble to get the result she desires.

Sylvia flinched, then froze and was completely cowed, she couldn't handle it all. This little win was why Letty was so full of piss and vinegar and going after Jon until she got called into the basement. Also in the footage she was watching him like a hawk on a stuck lamb.

And yeah, she's gotta just rip off the bandaid and eat crow to win over Jon. It's not hard but christ is she up herself when she's got a stick up her arse.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

this is gonna get buried real fast, but i found damiel's 2009-2014 twitter. https://twitter.com/bummybuster
theres so much fucking shit on here and there's no way i can go through it all but here's some highlights.

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some of these really make me question his sexuality. nigga looks like a fag and his shits all retarded.

He's a flip. They are all like this.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I still can't figure out what this haircut is meant to be.

It's the classic Seattle NPC haircut, I always called it "the poof". I can't believe it's still around. It's like they make these guys in a lab, there's so many interchangeable guys in the area, I'm not surprised they were able to find a Vance lookalike.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

If she could drop her ego she could manipulate Jon so easily. He's obviously not going to fall for her usual tricks and she's not witty enough or willing to switch her tactics. Jon has given her multiple opportunities to get back on good terms at no cost and she simply refuses to concede when the only thing she has to do is say "I appreciate that Jon! teehee" and move the fuck on.

When Jon came up into the room to check on her after their debate he was basically giving her an opportunity on a silver platter. If she just said “wow Jon, thank you for checking up on me. I’m sorry if I came off as hostile, but even though we have opposing views we’re still close friends. Would you like me to read you the Bible?”

Jon has nothing to go off of in regards to who he can trust. The first person who comes to Jon without ego and genuinely seeks his company because of who he is is the one who will win him over as an ally. Hopefully Letty realizes this before somebody else does.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

She gets startled by them all the time. Any sudden noise like that has her shaking her head and looking around most of the time. It's funny when TTS is rapid and she keeps doing it.

I'm honestly surprised how well she holds up but I guess it's more a tick than a negative response.

Adding - When Jon had the bat and was banging it she was looking down and shaking her head until he stopped.

my favorite response of hers was when jon was bible thumping

 

[JamusActimus]

Vance watched too much WWE.

Nigga is boring and 2 faced but think he's cool because he shouts in his room alone like a retard.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

this is gonna get buried real fast, but i found damiel's 2009-2014 twitter. https://twitter.com/bummybuster
theres so much fucking shit on here and there's no way i can go through it all but here's some highlights.

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some of these really make me question his sexuality. nigga looks like a fag and his shits all retarded.

if those pics make you think hes gay, go back in the thread and look at his noodz

 

[Mr.Bucket]

this is gonna get buried real fast, but i found damiel's 2009-2014 twitter. https://twitter.com/bummybuster
theres so much fucking shit on here and there's no way i can go through it all but here's some highlights.

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some of these really make me question his sexuality. nigga looks like a fag and his shits all retarded.

At least spoiler that shit, jesus.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Watching Lettie hunt off Sylvia is something else. It's like this weird passive aggressive position thing. And every now and again when they make eye contact Lettie gives her a hard eye.
Women ITT please explain this behaviour.

 

[filthypenguin]

Jon claimed to be a Gnostic early on. Most modern gnostics use the Bible, the book of Enoch, book of Thomas, and some other books like Secret of John. For a very brief overview of Gnostic faith, read the Secret of John (available here: http://gnosis.org/naghamm/apocjn-davies.html).
The few people in this thread who mentioned that John claims that Jesus is Satan seemed to miss understand the theology: Jesus and old testament Satan/serpent are the same person, and are considered to be "good". The old testament God is the Demiurge, who is the Creator and "bad," because he's trapped us all in an evil world. The serpent story is the story of the first time Jesus tried to save humanity from creation. Some forms of Gnostic faith distinguish Yahweh and Elohim as two separate entities, one of which is the Demiurge/Creator/Evil, one of which is God/Father of Christ/Good. Most translations of the bible distinguish these two names as LORD or Adonai for Yahweh, and God for Elohim.
It's also very similar to Scientology, to the point where Scientology is probably ripped off of it.
The Holy Bible was made canon by the Catholics specifically to stop the spread of Gnosticism, which is probably part of why Jon considers them evil.