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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Ben has come in to tell them they should discuss the passages that they've been reading. Well, I think that's what he said, because the fucking sfx are too damn loud. Hopefully Bible Study becomes a regular occurrence.
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Jon started reading John I, skipped two whole books to Jude on accident then said "we gotta go back" and went to John II. I am ninety percent sure Jon chose John I at first because it shares a name with him.
 
Sylvia picks up the holy book and immediately reads Jude 1:7-8. This is a reminder from the Lord Himself that she should have better friends. I would like to note that she had trouble pronouncing "Gomorrha" among other words and Jon has a better grasp of English than her.

7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.
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Jon asks "Damien" if he wants to read the Bible, he says no, he's too tired and barely slept.

Is Damiel's name actually Damien? Why does Jon keep calling him that?

Edit: Also, where did Damiel sleep last night? I forgot they took his bed earlier.
 
Violetta and Vance went back to B1 after putting up with a bit of Jon's sermon only to be woken up by a white shark again. They need to stay up and out of bed. Vance complains: "Who the fuck is watching right now?"
 
Aristides said:
Violetta and Vance went back to B1 after putting up with a bit of Jon's sermon only to be woken up by a white shark again. They need to stay up and out of bed. Vance complains: "Who the fuck is watching right now?"
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Oh the poor clueless fish. Dude, there are people who watch you sleep all night! I get up super early for work and like to check on the house before I leave and there are people in the chat like "Vance snoring in br1, check it out!"
 
Aristides said:
Violetta and Vance went back to B1 after putting up with a bit of Jon's sermon only to be woken up by a white shark again. They need to stay up and out of bed. Vance complains: "Who the fuck is watching right now?"
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Im so glad that Sam is detoxing all these autists from the internet and fixing their sleep schedule. Now they need to take away all the vapes
 
Josie is fully awake, making breakfast for herself and Quevo(?). TTS tells the other to get up and help clean, calling them lazy dickheads. They did not get up.
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I just noticed that they added a small TTS animation in the background of incoming TTS messages. Kinda cool.

 
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