🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Sam pops in on Letty trying to manipulate Jon to tell him not to trust her and that whoever sells the most merch gets 3 fishbucks.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

I AM DONE WITH ALL THIS FUCKING FILTH! - Jon 2023 as he tore the first book he could get
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Then he hooks up karaoke to shout down the heathens with readings from the Bible.
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Which cleared out the room and he continued reading into the mic.
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Got clips of Jon interrupting the Simmons book club, and it continuing upstairs until Sam announced the disability challenge.

 

[Aidan]

Jon rounding up the filthy books before people can get back to them.


Sam Jason now aware that they've significantly boosted the chance for injury.
Tells Letty to use the hand rail and DO NOT FALL very seriously. Then goes to tell Josie she can use her eyes on the stairs and to not fall, as well as remind her of the T-shirt immunity and winner getting 3 fishbucks ($1500)

 

[King George III]

Josie the blind. Sam said it was ok for her to peek when she's going down the stairs, because falling down stairs is bad.

 

[curbside2]

Sam visiting reminds Letty she needs an ally. She is trying hard with Jon right now.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Josie is talking to the camera in Bedroom 4 and trying to get her simps to buy her t-shirts. Jon and Letty are plotting in Bedroom 1, with Letty trying to get Jon to help her out. (She thinks she and Jon are close, lol.)





Sylvia's wandering around and trying to interact with people despite being deaf.

Vance was scribbling on random shit in the kitchen, before moving to his bedroom and acting extremely schizo (egged on by TTS). He tore a hole in his mattress, then hid in the closet. I can tell he's having fun with this.



Damiel has been sitting alone in the living room looking depressed since the start of the challenge. This is as charismatic as he's been all game.

 

[King George III]

Simmons's books are dead.

 

[Steinercard]

I would love to be a schizo on Fishtank. I would go around quoting Terry and wearing a cardboard box. If anyone asks. I would say I'm not revealing my secrets to fucking Red Team cunts. Red Team recently stole my shit straight out of my toilet. Hold on, my coke is ringing.

Seriously though. Trolling as a schizo in this hell house would be fun as fuck and I know Vance will be boring with it.

 

[curbside2]

Getting the blind role is rough. Luckily they swap each day. No one should get stuck with that.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Letty is trying to convince Jon to work with her but Jon is more focused on getting people to buy his shirt and NOT Letty's.

Jon: Letty's shirt is made with blood and other anti christ shit

Letty: if you buy my shirt good things will happen to -

Jon: NOOOOOO SHUTTTT UPPPPPP (x10)

 

[Aidan]

Josie called upon her simps to keep things in check for going down the stairs since she's allowed to use her eyes and says she's concerned about how they used the tape since it's going to rip her hair. She's quite concerned about her hair, I don't blame her.
Says people should buy two of her shirts and give one to her. I can see people doing this.

"Buy the t-shirt even if it's cheap Chinese shit. I don't know the quality. Either way just purchase."


TTS, "Can you please complete your puzzle now?"

 

[Nigger Racism]

Lettie and Jon have been trying to convince chat to buy their t-shirts.
Their banter is very fun when she's not acting manipulative

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Simmons's books are dead.
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This dude can not go 24 hours without destroying someone else's shit.

 

[Aristides]

Sam comes in and beats the shit out of the cupboards with a cane, breaking the cane in the process. He questions how they don't accept money as an incentive really well which is strange for him because he sees the world through the lens of "money... and money alone." He retells the story of his Argentinian uncle Rodrigo who was gravely injured in a paragliding accident, and later died in the hospital. He wants the fish to fight like his uncle Rodrigo.

Sam brings a wheelchair into the room and introduces the wheelchair challenge. He warns that this may be a little boring to watch, but "by the end you're gonna be thanking me and loving it." Sam criticizes the fish for being boring and says he'll bring a "homeless black guy" to be their new roommate. Sam assigns all the fish a disability: Violetta is an amputee (no arms), Jon is "fucked up," Josie is blind, Damiel is in a wheelchair, Sylvia is deaf, Vance is schizophrenic.

He asks Violetta what she goes through being an amputee. She makes stuff up: "I wish I had arms, I hate people with arms." Damiel says he's been "popped" and paralyzed from the waist down, Sam laments: "That's the street life." Sam continues going around asking everyone about their fake disability, then warns that they should take this challenge seriously because "the viewers are going to keep track how many infractions" the fish commit i.e. how many times they misstep and act without their assigned disability, and the worst actor will leave the house at the end of the week.

Duct tape is wrapped around Violetta's arms, tying them to her waist, Jon is given crutches and a neck brace, Josie is blindfolded, Damiel is given the wheelchair, Sylvia is given ear muffs and sunglasses, Vance is dressed like an insane person and instructed to act like a schizophrenic. Sam encourages "dirty tricks mode" and says that "if you want to make an alliance to get someone else off, now is the time." Sam reveals they've got t-shirts with all of the fish's faces being sold, and the one fish with the most t-shirts sold will have immunity at the end of this challenge. He says it would be a good idea to "beg the cameras to buy the shirts."

Jet comes in and discusses the homeless black guy, Jon doubles down and says he's "looking forward to it," that he "would cook him some food" and that Sam should "look for an aggressive one." Sam laughs. After a while, Sam remembers to tell everyone that they're going to rotate the disabilities "every day or so." Sam comes back in and says "did I say whoever sells the most shirts gets three fishbucks?" so I guess that's a thing, too.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Josie trying to put the puzzle together while blind.
And people said she didn't contribute anything to the show...

 

[Pathos]

Unlike with Vance, who at least tries to make it that his whole scheming thing is an act for the camera with his bedroom streams (granted I don't like Vance much either I think he's a bit full of it), there doesn't seem to be anything implying that Letty is any different off camera. Vance also at least tries to endear himself by having convos with the TTS about music and shit while Letty delivers tryhard monologues making fun of the audience. There is a reason people don't like Letty in particular that isnt "MUH INCELDOM."

Who's to say Letty isn't doing the same? If anything her act is 10 times more entertaining than Vance's. If you've been on the internet long enough, it should be pretty obvious.

Vance also at least tries to endear himself by having convos with the TTS about music and shit while Letty delivers tryhard monologues

Interesting that you describe the monologues as tryhard, I find Vance's antics to be forced, tryhard, and boring as well whereas Letty is more of a natural at putting on a show, no doubt through her experience in ethottery. I suppose here we'll just have to agree to disagree.

making fun of the audience

So what am I supposed to make of this? That the viewers are as thin-skinned as Jon? Good to know audience exploitation is this easy. Sam, if you're reading this, invite more ethots onto season 2, your viewerbase is gullible enough to go into debt for the sake of insulting ewhores, trust me, you'll make a killing.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Walter Jonior

 

[jallsballs]

jon is going to seriously injure himself on those stairs

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Josie beat one of her plushies (Key Lime) with her cane and said that's what happens when you don't buy her t-shirt. Also informed the viewers that she is wearing shorts under her skirt and to "not be silly".

 

[Nigger Racism]

What the fuck is that audio playing on Josie's room?