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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
a great big cabbage said:
LR Day 14 9:18PM

Josie: "I'm not autistic but I also don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"
Jon: *unintelligble*
Josie: "I said I don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"
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Can maybe someone with an archive check if that really was Josie? I thought it was Letti.
Josie later said something like "I'm not disabled, I'm just differently abled" and they (Letti & Jon) agreed & cheered for that.
 
curbside2 said:
he’s bad to the point that I now doubt World Peace 2 has a chance to be even half as funny as the og. Sam is older and obsessed with his niche hobbies. It will bleed into the show.
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my hopes arent too high for WP2, hopefully its still decent. i expect it to be like the gorillaz comeback album; the elements are kinda there but it feels temporally out of place because the creator is just an old man now. i fully expect WP2 to rely way too much on "cool" cameo performances as well.
 
Lester Tasker said:
I hope so because everything about him just screams being a perfect victim for conmen, from his behavior in the tank to his retarded "buisness" Instagram to his Linkedin.
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jon is like so many other autists, he wears the suit and larps success, but at the end of the day he is not capable of generating money (except maybe crypto, or gets super lucky daytrading/dropshipping) any contact with jon with potential customers they will quickly realize he's a stinky retard.
 
Lester Tasker said:
I hope so because everything about him just screams being a perfect victim for conmen, from his behavior in the tank to his retarded "buisness" Instagram to his Linkedin.
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I'm guessing the company "managing" his insta while he's on fishtank is his family's business. His insta has pics of him modeling with bikes, and that company is a bike company based in Bend, OR. I also assume they are looking out for him.
 
Confetti Meringue said:
Perhaps controversial, but I can fully believe Josie is not autistic
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How do you explain this then?
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Da R00D D00D said:
We better get a classic hasslecam to go along with it.
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An added camera from Frank's giant noggin would be kino, I agree. However, I fear that Sam's wigger crew is way too incompetent and lazy to figure out how to set up a fully mobile livestream from a GoPro, let alone add it to the website as a viewable option based on what we've seen from their abilities so far.
 
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After Nick talks to Vance for a longer period of time (didn't listen) he comes down and gets Jet & Ben. After some room inspections he starts to yell at them in front of the downstair fishes (Jon, Letti, Sylvia, Josie). How the house is disgusting and dirty and how they can get the house in such a state. His father is watching and is probably "totally mad" to see it like this. Jet & Ben start to apologize and start cleaning everything up. Sylvia (deaf) constantly says "I don't know what is happening" and tries to get info from the other fishes. Josie retreats upstairs. Letti joins shortly after retreating to BR2 and sleeps. Meanwhile Damiel comes down and screams that his wheelchair is missing (cause it's not downstairs) and adds to the mess & screaming (he added some fun to it).
Jet & Ben put the carpet back in place as well as the couch & the couch table. They (and Nick) leave after a while.

Jon and Damiel then talk about what happened (Josie later rejoins). Jon is believing that Nick is really mad and how he thinks that they are all pigs. He complains that the sharks come in multiple times a day and trash the place. TTS mentions that this is all a joke and Jon tells them "No this is serious. Nick's dad is paying foreverything!".

Small side info: during the mess and aftermath. Josie mentions her birthday in Kitchen at ~9.47-48pm. September 2001. She did mention the exact date, but audio wasn't good enough (and chat mentioned different days than from what I heard).
 
Vance got back into the groove of acting schizophrenic surprisingly well. He may not have been the best at straight monologuing stand up comedy style, but this task is really working for him. I've only been able to watch short clips because of work, but chat is very impressed.
 
ioulaum said:
After Nick talks to Vance for a longer period of time (didn't listen) he comes down and gets Jet & Ben. After some room inspections he starts to yell at them in front of the downstair fishes (Jon, Letti, Sylvia, Josie). How the house is disgusting and dirty and how they can get the house in such a state. His father is watching and is probably "totally mad" to see it like this. Jet & Ben start to apologize and start cleaning everything up. Sylvia (deaf) constantly says "I don't know what is happening" and tries to get info from the other fishes. Josie retreats upstairs. Letti joins shortly after retreating to BR2 and sleeps. Meanwhile Damiel comes down and screams that his wheelchair is missing (cause it's not downstairs) and adds to the mess & screaming (he added some fun to it).
Jet & Ben put the carpet back in place as well as the couch & the couch table. They (and Nick) leave after a while.

Jon and Damiel then talk about what happened (Josie later rejoins). Jon is believing that Nick is really mad and how he thinks that they are all pigs. He complains that the sharks come in multiple times a day and trash the place. TTS mentions that this is all a joke and Jon tells them "No this is serious. Nick's dad is paying foreverything!".

Small side info: during the mess and aftermath. Josie mentions her birthday in Kitchen at ~9.47-48pm. September 2001. She did mention the exact date, but audio wasn't good enough (and chat mentioned different days than from what I heard).
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I believe it's September 19th, as Damiel says "you were born 8 days after 9/11 that wild bro" or some shit like that.
 
C. Cactus said:
Vance got back into the groove of acting schizophrenic surprisingly well. He may not have been the best at straight monologuing stand up comedy style, but this task is really working for him. I've only been able to watch short clips because work but chat is very impressed.
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Longform he's solid too. I have it downloaded and fast forwarded through him sitting in B1 and he looks disturbed.
 
Confetti Meringue said:
Perhaps controversial, but I can fully believe Josie is not autistic. She doesn't seem to have issues with socialization, empathy, or other classic autism traits. She is introverted, has childish tendencies, and probably hyperactive (her stim toys). She can have autism traits without hitting enough of them for an official diagnosis.

There's also been hints at a poor or possibly unsafe childhood (being unable to afford haircuts, her self soothing behaviors when Damiel yelled, etc) which could account for her childish behaviors, introversion, and some of the stimming (if it was for comfort or anxiety rather than a compulsion).


TL;DR: Asian autistic queen is not Asian and possibly not autistic
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Could be untreated ADHD given that she can't fucking stay still for like 5 seconds and some stimuli just completely passes by her while she tunnel visions on something else. (like some tts she'll completely miss).

Fivehead said:
Literally who cares?
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Plot Twist: OP is the ex boyfriend.

Vance deserves the win for this challenge hands down. Nobody even comes close to his performance. The guy is funny.
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Hold your horses there bucko! I still need to see Letty and Jon in action! Nobody does the mentally ill better than the mentally ill!!!

I'm curious to see if tts will actually utilize the other two characters to truly fuck with the others or if they'll just waste it with filler insults. Seeing Jon's interpretation of what schizophrenia is has me excited and Letty just has that "switch", it will be interesting to see that "switch" come off for more than 30 seconds.
The babying of Jon is gay and giving him frequent breaks and leniencies is gay and unfair.
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Agreed, while I do understand that Jon's Autistic brain forcefully amplifies abuse that comes his way, he should not be allowed to win first if he continues to be coddled the way he is now. Its just way too unfair.

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Confirmed, this is our 25 YEAR OLD Vance!!!
 
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ioulaum said:
Small side info: during the mess and aftermath. Josie mentions her birthday in Kitchen at ~9.47-48pm. September 2001. She did mention the exact date, but audio wasn't good enough (and chat mentioned different days than from what I heard).
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Damiel kept saying she was born 8 days before/after 9/11. I tune him out mostly so I didn't catch which
 
Living Room, Day 14, around 10:00PM

TTS asks Jon for workout advice.
Jon responds saying he needs more information.

10:07PM
TTS asks for a shoutout for a friend
Jon responds stating he will do a shoutout if they give him a name

Was he coached on getting TTS paypiggies to pay more or is this tard magic?
 
a great big cabbage said:
Living Room, Day 14, around 10:00PM

TTS asks Jon for workout advice.
Jon responds saying he needs more information.

10:07PM
TTS asks for a shoutout for a friend
Jon responds stating he will do a shoutout if they give him a name

Was he coached on getting TTS paypiggies to pay more or is this tard magic?
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Tard magic which is part of what makes him beautiful.
 
ioulaum said:
After Nick talks to Vance for a longer period of time (didn't listen) he comes down and gets Jet & Ben. After some room inspections he starts to yell at them in front of the downstair fishes (Jon, Letti, Sylvia, Josie). How the house is disgusting and dirty and how they can get the house in such a state. His father is watching and is probably "totally mad" to see it like this. Jet & Ben start to apologize and start cleaning everything up. Sylvia (deaf) constantly says "I don't know what is happening" and tries to get info from the other fishes. Josie retreats upstairs. Letti joins shortly after retreating to BR2 and sleeps. Meanwhile Damiel comes down and screams that his wheelchair is missing (cause it's not downstairs) and adds to the mess & screaming (he added some fun to it).
Jet & Ben put the carpet back in place as well as the couch & the couch table. They (and Nick) leave after a while.

Jon and Damiel then talk about what happened (Josie later rejoins). Jon is believing that Nick is really mad and how he thinks that they are all pigs. He complains that the sharks come in multiple times a day and trash the place. TTS mentions that this is all a joke and Jon tells them "No this is serious. Nick's dad is paying foreverything!".

Small side info: during the mess and aftermath. Josie mentions her birthday in Kitchen at ~9.47-48pm. September 2001. She did mention the exact date, but audio wasn't good enough (and chat mentioned different days than from what I heard).
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Jesus Jon is gullible as shit.
Dude went from $7500 an hour yesterday to "MY DAD IS BANKROLLING THIS WHOLE SHITSHOW" and Jon bought right into it.
 
I haven't seen the clip since it was said live (I think during the Nick Camino interview?), but as I recall, Sylvia mentioned helping her friend transition as part of a list of things she wanted to do. Not her reason for doing the show so much as the kind of thing she would like to do if she had $30K to blow.
 
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