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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Day 15 4:30am

Chat is trying to convince people Damiel and Josie had sex.

In the interest of keeping an accurate record of events and not obfuscating a situation in the schizo-ramblings of fishtank's chat I have done some autistic detective work.

I have the Season Pass and have compared screencaps of the moment the camera went down to right when the camera came back online. I have included these in my post along with a XOR image (Where any pixel not black shows a difference). I have also included a gif showing a comparison of the two frames. I encourage kiwis to do their own analysis also.

Taking a look at both screenshots we can see the placement of shoes, plushies, pillows, etc is the same both pre/post camera downtime.

tl;dr

They didn't fuck, chat is trolling you.
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Why are you more autistic than me? Why are you like this?
Even I draw the line on autism. Go outside.

Damiel might need a cpap...
 
I do think it's hilarious that all it took was 14 days of Internet deprivation and half a day's worth of being blindfolded for Josie to start acting like a normal person. No loud obnoxious toys, no pacing or prancing around the house, no weird violent drawings. She was much more talkative than we've ever seen her and had a full-on conversation with Damiel of all people.
It's almost like it's really hard to stay in character and pretend to be autistic for several weeks without pause.
 
Someone turned off Room 4, chat freaked out, and someone else immediately paid to turn it back on. I used to think the "turn off camera" fishtoy was retarded but now I see it's a clever trick to get more money out of chat.
It's arguably a pretty big scam since I don't think it tells you what user turned it off or anything, no reason the crew can't just turn it off themselves making it seem like someone paid to turn it off.
 
It's almost like it's really hard to stay in character and pretend to be autistic for several weeks without pause.
Or she has nervous ticks and the more comfortable she gets the less often they happen. Her not being autistic makes sense, she doesn’t seem too socially maladjusted compared to the rest of the cast. She just has weird obsessive tendencies and is kinda awkward. Not everyone who is weird is autistic.
 
Or she has nervous ticks and the more comfortable she gets the less often they happen. Her not being autistic makes sense, she doesn’t seem too socially maladjusted compared to the rest of the cast. She just has weird obsessive tendencies and is kinda awkward. Not everyone who is weird is autistic.
Or maybe Sam Hyde told her to play the role of autistic chick to milk simps for superchat money.
 
I feel like no matter what disability Dam gets he's just going to default to sleeping all day.

Jon being blind would be funny, I could picture him running into shit or saying something like "I don't need a cane, I'm going to use my voice for echo location" then he screams everywhere he walks.

I hope Vance gets to be deaf today because I think he would actually be good at it, if his schizo act is anything to go by.

Having no arms is definitely the hardest one to work with. I'm sure Sylvia and Damiel will just sleep all day, but the others will attempt something. I could see Jon attempting to do floor chest ups :story:

I can't really think of any disability that Sylvia will do well with since she never really does anything. Maybe schitzo, especially if she has TTS helping her by giving her prompts.

Question, am I misremembering this or didn't Sam say that the fish could try to make others break character? If so, why hasn't anyone done that yet? Example, Sylvia or Vance could have hid Damiel's wheelchair when he was down stairs. Then again, can't really blame anyone for not wanting to after Letty and Vance were punished for doing so.
 
I feel like no matter what disability Dam gets he's just going to default to sleeping all day.

Jon being blind would be funny, I could picture him running into shit or saying something like "I don't need a cane, I'm going to use my voice for echo location" then he screams everywhere he walks.

I hope Vance gets to be deaf today because I think he would actually be good at it, if his schizo act is anything to go by.

Having no arms is definitely the hardest one to work with. I'm sure Sylvia and Damiel will just sleep all day, but the others will attempt something. I could see Jon attempting to do floor chest ups :story:

I can't really think of any disability that Sylvia will do well with since she never really does anything. Maybe schitzo, especially if she has TTS helping her by giving her prompts.

Question, am I misremembering this or didn't Sam say that the fish could try to make others break character? If so, why hasn't anyone done that yet? Example, Sylvia or Vance could have hid Damiel's wheelchair when he was down stairs. Then again, can't really blame anyone for not wanting to after Letty and Vance were punished for doing so.
If I had my way Sylvia would receive the no arms treatment with direct orders to the cast that she has to feed herself.
 
I feel like no matter what disability Dam gets he's just going to default to sleeping all day.

Jon being blind would be funny, I could picture him running into shit or saying something like "I don't need a cane, I'm going to use my voice for echo location" then he screams everywhere he walks.

I hope Vance gets to be deaf today because I think he would actually be good at it, if his schizo act is anything to go by.

Having no arms is definitely the hardest one to work with. I'm sure Sylvia and Damiel will just sleep all day, but the others will attempt something. I could see Jon attempting to do floor chest ups :story:

I can't really think of any disability that Sylvia will do well with since she never really does anything. Maybe schitzo, especially if she has TTS helping her by giving her prompts.

Question, am I misremembering this or didn't Sam say that the fish could try to make others break character? If so, why hasn't anyone done that yet? Example, Sylvia or Vance could have hid Damiel's wheelchair when he was down stairs. Then again, can't really blame anyone for not wanting to after Letty and Vance were punished for doing so.
I'd like to see Letty be schitzo. She's already halfway there.
 
Question, am I misremembering this or didn't Sam say that the fish could try to make others break character? If so, why hasn't anyone done that yet? Example, Sylvia or Vance could have hid Damiel's wheelchair when he was down stairs. Then again, can't really blame anyone for not wanting to after Letty and Vance were punished for doing so.
Yes he said you could sabotage other contestants. However it’s currently been in their best interest to cooperate rather than fuck each other over, especially when they’re going to get new disabilities soon and they may have to rely on each other for help. Plus after the Letty/Vance baby shaking incident I think people rightfully don’t trust Sam. Anything they do to fuck over other fish can get revealed at any time if Sam has a bad day.
 
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