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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
4:20pm

New chairs brought up by Jet, Sylvia fails to demonstrate commitment to the bit by failing to destroy them on sight. Best she can do is halfheartedly nudging them around. Sad!

Lt. Vance contemplates suicide in his wheelchair.
 
Sylvia is attempting to speak in retarded to get help pulling her pants up. Just using it as an "accent".
 
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Vance in the cuck corner rethinking his life.
 
We now just need Teddy/Warren (homeless nigger) to break into the house in the middle of the night and this show will be officially perfect.
 
im not a fishtank hater, this show is awesome, but this may be the least interesting day yet

edit, just saw that sam told them to all act retarded for an hour, disregard what i said thats kinda funny
 
All coins falling today, including Josiecoin. Worse than '29.
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Jon down after YET ANOTHER basement intervention
Vance down after the real Vance came back
Letty down after being depwessed
Damiel actually on the rise, definitely a bubble
Sylvia somehow still going down
Josie sucks at tourette's

Warrencoin/Teddeum is new gold standard
 
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Sylvia just doing what Josie has been doing for 11 days just walking in circles as her idea of retarded is at least mildly amusing.
 
4:31pm

RETARD ROUNDUP
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Damiel - Utter chimpout, full retard, smashing chairs and howling like a defective baboon. S Tier.

Josie - Acts the same as she always does, but makes parrot noises every minute or two and shakes a little extra. A Tier.

Letty - Sits on the couch and occasionally forces out a weird noise. Very forced, theatre-kid-ish. C Tier.

Vance - Sits in his wheelchair and contemplates suicide as he sips his choccy milk. Literally does not try. D Tier.

Sylvia - Wanders around giggling and then copies Damiel lamely with a quarter of his conviction. Mildly nudges the chairs around. Does not shut the fuck up. F Tier.

Jon - Too retarded to act retarded. Is hustled to the basement before he triggers a tardout nuclear enough to threaten the whole show. Has to be protected from the challenge due to his unironic, actual retardation. S+ tier.
 
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