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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I'm starting to think Jon isn't spying on Damiel and Vance for Letty. It seems more like he just wants the approval from everyone and will divulge literally anything to anyone.
 
Bloodypinky said:
I'm starting to think Jon isn't spying on Damiel and Vance for Letty. It seems more like he just wants the approval from everyone and will divulge literally anything to anyone.
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I think he might be to retarded to make alliances. I don't think he really gets the idea of having allies and sticking with them.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Just got back from work and kept up via KF when it wasn't broken.
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perfect_buddy_ga said:
@Mr.Bucket This. Jon is ruining the game right now. If you think Damiel should be kicked out because they bent the rules to bring him back in, then you should equally want Jon to be kicked out because they keep bending the rules to keep him there. His occasional funny moment (which is generally just loud = funny) is outweighed by him being a whiny bitch and a big baby who hides and cries whenever anything doesn't go the way he wants it to (mid 20s, btw).

I get that a lot of people have their own pet retards on this show, and the Jon fans shout the loudest in this thread (as the Josie fans do on /tv/; there's nothing wrong with doing so, too), but he's been increasingly sandbagging the whole thing over the last few days.
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And all you mfs thought I was in the wrong when I said Jon is becoming tiresome.

Jon's going next, his tard brain cant even have him understand how participate in challenges and his pussy attitude has him hiding in the bathroom crying, definitely not shonen hero-like. His Andrew Tate wannabe speech impediment antics were funny at first but the joke is running dry.
 
Jon said that if he wins this whole thing he’s going to buy the crew a pizza party,

Also, I internalized who Sylvia is last night. She’s a pick me. It should have clicked when she told the camera she wants to beat up Anisa.

Last night Sylvia spent the day with letty. They talked about their hopes and dreams. Their interests and personal lives. Most importantly they opened up about their body image issues.

Where was Sylvia last night while Letty was upset and alone? Cackling with team evil while they tore down letty.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
And all you mfs thought I was in the wrong when I said Jon is becoming tiresome.

Jon's going next, his tard brain cant even have him understand how participate in challenges and his pussy attitude has him hiding in the bathroom crying, definitely not shonen hero-like. His Andrew Tate wannabe speech impediment antics were funny at first but the joke is running dry.
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Why would they get rid of Jon before Sylvia? Jon is creating jontent today before they've even kicked anything off. Best Sylvia got is people wondering what she'd slap on her face.
 
curbside2 said:
Jon said that if he wins this whole thing he’s going to buy the crew a pizza party,

Also, I internalized who Sylvia is last night. She’s a pick me. It should have clicked when she told the camera she wants to beat up Anisa.

Last night Sylvia spent the day with letty. They talked about their hopes and dreams. Their interests and personal lives. Most importantly they opened up about their body image issues.

Where was Sylvia last night while Letty was upset and alone? Cackling with team evil while they tore down letty.
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If Jon is trying to bribe his way into winning he'd be better off saying he'll buy the crew Xanax. Except Jet, say you'll get him Unibrow removal.
 
LMAO Ben is talking to Josie, Damiel, and The Hog about him drawing gore and self harm stuff in obvious reference to what Josie had done stating that stuff they drew would follow them in life
 
Jon monologuing about business shit, wanting to hang out with viewers over the summer, and how he appreciates his supporters. Letty barely on the bed, zoned out. Not sure what she staring at.
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Aidan said:
Why would they get rid of Jon before Sylvia? Jon is creating jontent today before they've even kicked anything off. Best Sylvia got is people wondering what she'd slap on her face.
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People in this thread seriously want to get rid of the most entertaining fish, Jon is the catalyst for the entire show, nothing entertaining happens that doesn't involve him. You remove him and what happens? The next three weeks would just be people lying on the sofa and sleeping, even more so than now.
 
Goomatora said:
LMAO Ben is talking to Josie, Damiel, and The Hog about him drawing gore and self harm stuff in obvious reference to what Josie had done stating that stuff they drew would follow them in life
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ben has quickly shot up the rankings as the best shark. they should've made him the plant
 
I keep zoning out but the gist of Damiel's speech is him talking about all the women he's banged or dated. Honestly does not make him look cool, he sounds insecure. I can't tell if this is something the crew told him to do, or if he's on an upper and feeling extra chatty. But he won't shut up. Now he's talking about never being bicurious in his life. Lmao

I can't believe this guy is 27.

Edit: Man, he really is not shutting up, Josie and Sylvia aren't saying shit. Dam is rambling so much. I honestly can't tell if this on purpose or if he got a hold of some adderall.
 
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CoolFool said:
I keep zoning out but the gist of Damiel's speech is him talking about all the women he's banged or dated. Honestly does not make him look cool, he sounds insecure. I can't tell if this is something the crew told him to do, or if he's on an upper and feeling extra chatty. But he won't shut up. Now he's talking about never being bicurious in his life. Lmao

I can't believe this guy is 27.
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He talks like the average hip-hop groid from 1992 crossed with teenage girl- "my like homies bro like nah mean"

too bad no one asked about his posting drag pics on insta phase.
 
CoolFool said:
. I can't tell if this is something the crew told him to do, or if he's on an upper and feeling extra chatty.
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It's probably in response to the TTS he heard in br1 that all the fans think he's gay. He gets really rattled by negative TTS sometimes (maybe all the time? I tend to avoid watching him)
 
Ben does music like the rest of Sam's crew. His hip handle is SmokeTeam6. Here's a track with him and everyone's favorite MDE member, Laker

 
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