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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
One thing I've enjoyed about the show is how they clearly do not consult a lawyer before doing stuff, so hours or even days later they have to come and undo/fix the issue. I'm not bring sarcastic it's actually been interesting from risk management perspective and a very entertaining aspect to having something off mainstream networks. It seems like a lot of cucking but then stuff like "No Josie and Letty might actually get reality-disabled on the stairs" kicks in.
 
Letty is reading Simmons's book in B1
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Sylvia and Letty seething about Josie having a lot of fans.
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Damiel got a lootcrate, and he's very happy about his new shirt.
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Simmons Book Club continues in Bedroom 1. Letty says it's very "gay". They also found a gap in the coverings over the B1 window and have been peeking outside.
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Disability change was suppose to happen at 11am. that was three hours ago. In other news; Letty made her bed! Improvement!
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ED Update: Letty is not jewish. Her family is Orthodox Christian.
>orthodox christian
>ukranian, russian descent
she has some serious jew blood in her.
somewhere along the way one of the patriarchs forced christianity onto his jewess.
 
If Jon is trying to bribe his way into winning he'd be better off saying he'll buy the crew Xanax. Except Jet, say you'll get him Unibrow removal.
Hook Jet up with his laser body hair removal person.
Jon hasn't got an ounce of front or back hair in over 2 weeks.
 
I really wish people would stop giving up on challenges midway through. It kind of kills the vibe of the entire show and the point of the challenges in the first place.

That and I wish Jon would wear a fucking shirt. That'd be real cool. It also doesn't help that he keeps showering > getting dressed > working out > and just wandering around the house as a sweaty lad. Credit where it's due, he's been acting out the retard disability with flying colors since day 1.
 
Viewer count hitting suspiciously continuously high today, But if you look at the views on the small camera views, it's telling a much different story. Number meddling or bug?Screen Shot 2023-05-03 at 3.50.03 PM.png
 
did anyone clip lettys rant after leaving the b4 bathroom where everyone was scheeming behind her back? im pretty sure she said something about shitting(or pissing) in the shampoo to get back at him(dam?) it would have been b2 around ~11:40 FT before jet kept giving her shit about laying in the trash bed.

i did not see anyone talking about it here, and forgot to say something about it after the debates last night.
 
A man reading his Bible while his woman cleans.
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ED: Missed the exact moment, but Red Shark came into B4, fucked around with some shit, got into Damiel's bag and showed his crew ID to the camera. Damiel confirmed %100 plant.
ED2: The Fish evidently all have those IDs. I suck dicks.
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A man reading his Bible while his woman cleans.
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ED: Missed the exact moment, but Red Shark came into B4, fucked around with some shit, got into Damiel's bag and showed his crew ID to the camera. Damiel confirmed %100 plant.
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I can’t wait for every fishtank Twitter account to spin this as a #teamdamiel win. He’s 100% the main character, we swear guys.
 
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