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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
In my very ignorant opinion, I could see the show now really taking the hell house concept into overdrive from both the viewers and sam hyde's crew to generate content now that Jon and his innocent energy is gone.
 
I don't think Jon's departure kills the show but it will be a lot less entertaining overall. He set an expectation of stupid conversations and general entertainment during downtime and its going to be much more subdued unless the sharks start doing more to fuck with the rest.
 
JengaJimothy said:
been watching for about 40 minutes and without the Jontent King almost nothing has been said outside of occasional small talk and TTS prompted conversation that lasts for a minute then hits a wall and stops
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True. But after Simmons was disposed of there was a lull in the content. It's a heavy mood for the fish when someone leaves. And most of the fish had a love/hate with Jon so I don't expect the energy to pick up until tomorrow when they are refocused on the games.
 
Vance is a calculated guy. Yesterday he told letty to her face he wants to conspire with her because he feels she doesn’t have power. Vance said everything in the table I want you on my side because I can use you, you’re not a threat to me winning, and you have no one else to turn to.

Tonight people are cleaning and reminiscing about Jon downstairs. Vance is up stairs saying he sees Jon leaving as a huge victory and he’s happy.

I guess I’m pulling for letty and Josie now. I view Sylvia and Vance as the villains.
 
Has anyone posted caps of Jon's sister complaining about the show?
Ive seen them mentioned but couldn't find them in the thread.
 
poopshoes said:
In my very ignorant opinion, I could see the show now really taking the hell house concept into overdrive from both the viewers and sam hyde's crew to generate content now that Jon and his innocent energy is gone.
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I think this is what will happen. They had to handle Jon with kids gloves since night two. The benefit of keeping him around was he created a lot of content but the crew had to be very careful not to cross the line.

Now that he's gone the crew knows they need to really stir up some conflict to keep the content coming in, but they can turn the heat up on the fish.

And btw, Jon said he was done with the show and wanted to leave. That's why they did the elimination today instead of Friday.
 
Yeah. Yeah. For sure, yeah. Yeah. Yeah definitely. Piggy whispering, don't really know what they're talking about.
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sylvia is trying to plan ahead since it's just team evil vs letty now. sylvia and vance vs josie and damiel. Vance is heavily "yeah"ing, and said if he doesnt win he wants sylvia to win. But he's probably just scheming, I don't think he gives a shit. But he doesn't have many options, damiel and josie have buddied up quite a bit
 
Sam, it’s time to unleash the challenges.

“Who Can Wear a Diaper The Longest?”

Fish literally shit themselves until they give up.

“Who Can Stay Awake The Longest?”

Actual delusional behaviour occurs right around the 3rd day.

“Who Can Stay Blindfolded The Longest?”

Pretty self explanatory what happens here. Watch Fish live in a world of darkness while The Entity, Red/White Sharks fuck with ‘em.
 
Mr Sister said:
sylvia is trying to plan ahead since it's just team evil vs letty now. sylvia and vance vs josie and damiel. Vance is heavily "yeah"ing, and said if he doesnt win he wants sylvia to win. But he's probably just scheming, I don't think he gives a shit. But he doesn't have many options, damiel and josie have buddied up quite a bit
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Tbf Vance is always yeah-ing with people. Or at least the women lmao. He’s good at challenges and responding to TTS but he’s boring on average.
 
Sylvia and Vance both agreed a moment ago that there is nothing wrong with betraying Josie. They view her as an internet superstar that least deserves the prize money.
 
I seriously hope Frank Hassle bullies the fuck out of those remaining boring contestants soon. All they do is sit in silence, read books, eat, sleep. Jon was the one to break the silence and actually do something. The Hassle meter is 81%, so there's maybe 2-3 days left.

Also look on the bright side, they may be a bit boring but at least Sam purposely didn't bring in any niggers. He mentioned that he got lots of applications from them talking about their mixtapes and shit lol.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
Sam, it’s time to unleash the challenges.

“Who Can Wear a Diaper The Longest?”

Fish literally shit themselves until they give up.

“Who Can Stay Awake The Longest?”

Actual delusional behaviour occurs right around the 3rd day.

“Who Can Stay Blindfolded The Longest?”

Pretty self explanatory what happens here. Watch Fish live in a world of darkness while The Entity, Red/White Sharks fuck with ‘em.
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These are all Kenny Vs Spenny episodes, lmao. Who can be tied to a goat the longest, who can wear an octopus on their head the longest, and who can stay the cleanest might also be good challenges.
 
Letty came in to grieve over Jon. I guess she did care about him after all. Vance and Sylvia seems shocked she wanted to still talk about him. Letty starts talking about the memories. She goes to run out the door because she says she’s going to cry. Sylvia talks her into staying.
 
Polyboros2 said:
Josie is the next more enjoyable Fish, but she's boring if you aren't sexualizing her.
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Josie is not to be sexualized. She is to be given plushies and unlimited DDR credits.

King George III said:
Sam doesn't want to associate with Null, because he's "toxic" and "radioactive". Pretty fucking ironic.
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To be fair, associating with Null could bring Sam an entirely new batch of people ready to ruin his life. Fishtank could be getting DDOSed by insane trannies right now, on top of their $30k hosting fee fiasco and all the camera cuts that have happened so far. Sam and Nick could be getting swatted during their livestreams. Their entire Youtube presence could be completely dead by now if some tech tranny decides that Sam and Nick are now on their shitlist. Sam hasn't had to deal with a fraction of the insanity that Null has and I don't think he wants to risk it
 
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