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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
murgatroid said:
Does anyone have any high quality images of the contestants? Letty and Josie are kind of hot at 240p but who knows what they actually look like.

Edit* Spoke too soon and discovered the Letty porn. That was more than I ever wanted to see.
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What? you are against hairy assholes? that's kinda discriminatory
 
Aristides said:
Mauro would stay in Twitter spaces about the show for hours, it was weird. I don't think he has much else going on.
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Sleeping in between talking about sleeping.
stink rink said:
The day before the next elimination, the fish are going to get to vote for one fish they want to be immune from said elimination (not themselves). Strategy now playing an actual part. Vance gonna use this?
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Vance is going to try to conspire against Josie because her power level is too high.

I think Letty is anti-Vance now so may be willing to betray him straight up with the other girls in the loop.
 
DankSmoker said:
In other news Sylvia is trying to put her hambeast clothing on a blowup doll and failing.
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That Sylvia has this on hand is quite telling.
 
murgatroid said:
Edit* Spoke too soon and discovered the Letty porn. That was more than I ever wanted to see.
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I don’t know what kind of woman does porn of their own volition, not only that, does it almost entirely for free and to top it all off, doesn’t clean their shit down there. It’s pretty fucked to begin with but you could at least take some pride in it. It’s multiple layers of silly billy dumb dumb stuff.

That being said her saying shit about being a loser back home, man, Letty you don’t gotta be a loser. Nobody is irredeemable in gods eyes and that’s a promise. Just fix up your shit and get on a good path.

Unless you’re Simmons. Simmons is irredeemable, he gets the lake of fire every time, even if he spends every waking day saving orphans from debilitating meth addictions he still gets it primarily because he’s Chinese but secondarily because of his predisposition towards bumming kiddies.
 
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Bedrooms swapped again, bedroom 4 off limits, Jet doing... something with the lights.jet-tinker.png
Strange blob in the corner of the garage.
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Josie disinfecting the room due to it being occupied by Letty for several days.
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Josie had her bed all made up and ready to go but TTS told her to switch sides and Jet pointed out she is the blind spot so she took it all a part and switched mattresses around.
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I'm impressed that Jon lasted as long as he did. A new, chaotic environment where you have to form social bonds with backstabbing strangers and do humiliating challenges, while people you can't see watch you 24/7 and pay to make fun of you and play loud noises from the walls is about as stressful a situation as you can create for an autistic person without putting them in actual danger. I'm surprised he didn't ask to leave sooner, and the fact that he stayed for 17 days says a lot about his mental fortitude. He was a funny guy and worthy of respect. Sad but not surprised to see him go.

I'm still enjoying the show though, and I think the immunity voting is a good new direction to take it in.
 
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Damiel is now forced to sleep in the same room as Letty.

He's malding that chat keeps alogging him and taking his bed because he's using the show as rehab. Says that if he wants to sleep he should be able to.
 
TTS: Josie you act like a child and all these weirdos love you for it

Josie: I don't act like a child, I act like Josie, I got a job, I drive a car, I got bills to pay.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
I don’t know what kind of woman does porn of their own volition, not only that, does it almost entirely for free and to top it all off, doesn’t clean their shit down there
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Porn was made for her ex-boyfriend as they were in a long distance relationship. He went mental and leaked it.

As to why she doesn't shave, probably personal preference. But looks fairly normal to me - nothing that horrendous.
 
ToddleDoddle said:
TTS: Josie you act like a child and all these weirdos love you for it

Josie: I don't act like a child, I act like Josie, I got a job, I drive a car, I got bills to pay.
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There is some deep irony that the two contestants with the most visible mental and social issues are also the ones with the most normal and functional lives off camera. Lettie, Damiel and Sylvia's lives are complete dumpster fires, and I've a feeling that Vance is projecting more normalcy than his life actually contains.
 
Slightly Worthless said:
Porn was made for her ex-boyfriend as they were in a long distance relationship. He went mental and leaked it.

As to why she doesn't shave, probably personal preference. But looks fairly normal to me - nothing that horrendous.
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Yeah, that makes sense. Real shitty of him to do that, what a faggot.

In my experience, that is normal provided you’re in a relationship and she’s not feeling like sprucing it up. Which happens. Anything other than that, it’s been cleanly shaved.
 
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