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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
We're fucking back, baby. I've got a lot of catching up to do from Gong Jones nailing the site. The Farms is the only place I can enjoy Fishtank and actually see intelligent discussion around it take place.

Fatty is a great addition, he and Sam can bond over the mutual hatred of iDubz.

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The accused, Simon, sits silently next to two shit cups (one full) while the jury deliberates.
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Josie got a new plushy when I wasn't looking. She's perplexed by its appearance and discovered that it has a squeaker inside. It's a dog toy.
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This has been a very fun arc. My god there so many snitches that took this seriously jesus christ.

King George III said:
Scream at Letty could be fun if done correctly.
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It's already funny because seeing it in action is so over the top and ridiculous, I wouldn't be surprised if its meant to be a caricature of Letty hate, but Letty's incels are somehow this stupid that they'll pay 400$ for this anyway.
Croaking Spider said:
We're fucking back, baby. I've got a lot of catching up to do from Gong Jones nailing the site. The Farms is the only place I can enjoy Fishtank and actually see intelligent discussion around it take place.

Fatty is a great addition, he and Sam can bond over the mutual hatred of iDubz.

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This fanart is awful, letty deserves the simon role.
 
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Clock me if you will, but this shit was hilarious in a dark kind of way.


 
Had some time to reflect during the recent downtime.
To be completely honest, the Fishtank on it's own hasn't been that interesting to follow to the point of me no longer trying to keep up with it. What made it for me was the live coverage, discussions and in-depth takes had here by fellow Kiwis.
In other words, it's great to be back.
 
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Seeing airsoftfatty on fishtank made me laugh at first, but every now and then he mentions creator clash and anisa's wife then it gets grim. I saw a clip on twitter that had him admitting he never got paid for the creator clash 1 thing or the documentary and when asked for help was told to 'get a job' by Ian. Love laughing at the big guy but it's much easier to dislike Idubbbz



 
It's looking like Sylvia had contraband and got rid of it in upstairs hallway bathroom, kitchen trash, and laundry. Maybe somewhere else, I'm just now trying to keep up.
Taxcin went looking through the laundry and confronted her. She claims she was just cleaning the upstairs bathroom, at ~4:00AM, because it was dirty.
Josie, Letty, Vance, and Frank overheard the exchange.

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Taxcin sifting through the trash in garage. Sylvia went down and said something but garage audio is terrible.
It didn't take long before a "No fuckin' waaaay bro..." Something was found.
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Sylvia retired to her bed in B2 and cried herself to sleep.
 
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TBH I haven't been able to make myself really watch since fatty has got on. He's just so fucking gross and refuses to ever wear a shirt. I just can't do it, man.

And Hassle's actually retarded ass doesn't help, either.
Are those special-ed tattoos on Hassle real or just sharpie?
EDIT: Also not being able to shitpost with the boiz on here about it didn't help make me want to watch it, either.
 


Some jon updates (sorry for no archives in some places, I have poor internet)
Jon appears to have been catfished (or is just sending thirst traps to randos?)
Someone on /tv/ is trying to claim that he thought the person he was messaging was 15, but there's literally no evidence of this from what I can tell. They're also claiming that it was someone from the MDE / Fishtank crew who catfished him, again with no evidence. What appears to be the original post of the webm on 4chan (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/184593701/#184593759 ) makes neither claim. I also can't find the actual source of this video.
There's also a screencap (from Jon's POV) of him interacting with and rejecting someone who seems to be trying to catfish him, where he implies he sends selfies to everyone.

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Although I can't find this on any of Jon's social media (if it's from his instagram, it might be a story, which are locked behind accounts and can't be viewed anonymously). The account he's messaging is real though.

Remember the "free photoshoot" that someone offered Jon after he was booted? It turns out, the photographer was a scammer, and tried getting Jon to give him 25% of all of his merch sales, as well as $500 for making Jon a discord. The uploader of this video claims to have gotten him to not agree to this, but I haven't had time to watch it.
Jon also posted a twitter thread, seemingly in response to this.

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really retarded name said:
Jon appears to have been catfished (or is just sending thirst traps to randos?)

Remember the "free photoshoot" that someone offered Jon after he was booted? It turns out, the photographer was a scammer, and tried getting Jon to give him 25% of all of his merch sales, as well as $500 for making Jon a discord.
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This reminds me of the stories AirsoftFatty has been telling about his discord "manager". The faggots that scam retards are subhuman trash -- how can one even sleep at night knowing that their income is subsidized by parasitically attaching to people who need that money a lot more than they do?

On a completely unrelated note, now that the site is back: Fuck Yeance.

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eaglesfan665 said:
This reminds me of the stories AirsoftFatty has been telling about his discord "manager". The faggots that scam retards are subhuman trash -- how can one even sleep at night knowing that their income is subsidized by parasitically attaching to people who need that money a lot more than they do?

On a completely unrelated note, now that the site is back: Fuck Yeance.

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It's kind of fitting, yeance, considering yeah is his favorite word. Could have been intentional.
 
So much has happened during downtime i don't even know where to begin lol. That Ella girl was fucking weird, Def something not right in that head of hers. She frequently cried every day when litterally nothing had happened to her, or even in the home. On the day she decides to leave she makes up some sort of weird family emergency and tells frank and some others she's got to leave and make sure everything alright because she's really worried about it. However, after going down to the basement for a bit, and coming back up to say her final goodbyes to the cast she says she "cant handle being on the show, even though she thought she could." Sam later had some interesting words about this in a real convo with Vance a little later. Something along the lines of "That new girl was already down there making up false claims as to why she's leaving"

Aidan said:
It's looking like Sylvia had contraband and got rid of it in upstairs hallway bathroom, kitchen trash, and laundry. Maybe somewhere else, I'm just now trying to keep up.
Taxcin went looking through the laundry and confronted her. She claims she was just cleaning the upstairs bathroom, at ~4:00AM, because it was dirty.
Josie, Letty, Vance, and Frank overheard the exchange.

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Taxcin sifting through the trash in garage. Sylvia went down and said something but garage audio is terrible.
It didn't take long before a "No fuckin' waaaay bro..." Something was found.
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Sylvia retired to her bed in B2 and cried herself to sleep.
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It would appear this may be the weed pen frank caught her with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YanSR7cpTWY
She might be worried she's getting kicked off, which is probably a fair worry
 
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