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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
I think just having them sit in the house has made things tough. It would have been better to maybe throw them in an empty warehouse with some porta-poties so they could at least have to build their own rooms, do challenges for food or what not. I don't know, but the house idea seems limiting.
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Letty wouldn't be able to built shit. I'm not sure if she was playing along with it or she is legitimately retarded, but around a week ago she was given some plywood, screws, and was asked to build a table out of the materials. The others gaslit her to soak the wood in a bathtub "because then it's easier to cut", saw the wood with a steak knife, and use "wood salt" (yeah, I have no idea what that is either) to make building the table easier. They also told her to heat up the screws on a frying pan because if the screws are hot, they go easier into wood. So she messed around with it for a while, but then gave up and to this day, the table is still not built. If you watch the garage cam though, there is some weird structure in the lower right corner that was built by Vance out of that wood later.
So yeah, in addition to looking like a female version of KingCobraJFS, she seems really dumb/underdeveloped in some aspects.
 
Shocked Vance is this high in votes when he's been consistently boring for days on end.
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I don't think it's been posted, but this is probably my favorite shot from the whole show. ASF also got a full blackface bit later and Frank (knowing he was going to leave soon) tried to goad him into saying the gamer word.
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Really hope someone is archiving all of the the footage and the HD stuff they film with real cameras is released once the show over and we can properly comb through it and document everything that happened. There's unbelievable amount of kino in these streams, but unless you're actively ripping it, it's pretty much blink-it-or-miss-it. Or you have to be at the mercy of YT clip channels which are pretty shit IMO.

Edit: Like 5 minutes after I made this post Chris actually said "nigger" point blank on stream while watching straight into a camera (because today's challenge is some cringy Crips vs. Bloods shit that is bound to turn into a total shitshow).
 
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Vitamin Jet is laying down the law right now.

He should give each team a super soaker filled with their color paint. FATTY DID IT! HE DID IT. MY NIGGA!!!
 
Day 28 5:20PM
Jet is going full wigger mode and making the fish into two teams: bloods and crips

Challenge:
wear colors
don't lose respect points
gain points for "doing gangster shit"
saying the "n-word" is double points

Letty is L-Word
Josie is Jo-Zay
Vance is Pill
Hog is Peppa
Chris is Fatty

I think the gayngs are:
Letty and Chris are Bloods
Vance, Hog, Josie are Crips

"Ya'all have to sleep in the trap."
2 fishbucks for the "most gangster shit"
this challenge "feeds into elimination" (in other words the challenges still have nothing to do with eliminition)

I thought the infatuation with niggers was over
 
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a great big cabbage said:
Day 28 5:20PM
Jet is going full wigger mode and making the fish into two teams: bloods and crips

Challenge:
wear colors
don't lose respect points
gain points for "doing gangster shit"
saying the "n-word" is double points

Letty is L-Word
Josie is Jo-Zay
Vance is Pill
Hog is Peppa
Chris is Fatty

"Ya'all have to sleep in the trap."
2 fishbucks for the "most gangster shit"
this challenge "feeds into elimination" (in other words the challenges still have nothing to do with eliminition)

I thought the infatuation with niggers was over
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He was literally doing a J Roc impression.

 
a great big cabbage said:
Jet alluded to a "special hip-hop celebrity guest tomorow"

of course it will just be one of the wiggers or one of their equally nigger-infatuated friends.
Why do zoomers love niggers and nigger "culture" so much?
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American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
Letty wouldn't be able to built shit. I'm not sure if she was playing along with it or she is legitimately retarded, but around a week ago she was given some plywood, screws, and was asked to build a table out of the materials. The others gaslit her to soak the wood in a bathtub "because then it's easier to cut", saw the wood with a steak knife, and use "wood salt" (yeah, I have no idea what that is either) to make building the table easier. They also told her to heat up the screws on a frying pan because if the screws are hot, they go easier into wood. So she messed around with it for a while, but then gave up and to this day, the table is still not built. If you watch the garage cam though, there is some weird structure in the lower right corner that was built by Vance out of that wood later.
So yeah, in addition to looking like a female version of KingCobraJFS, she seems really dumb/underdeveloped in some aspects.
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They wouldn't give her tools to cut the wood with. How is it dumb to soak it if you only have a steak knife? It seems right to me.
 
6:50PM

Jet is in BR4 with L-Word and Fatty
I don't speak nigger so all I understood was that no one will shit downstairs and they should tax the downstairs gayng for using the bathroom upstairs.

I don't know about you guys but when I hear taxes I think kikes not niggers. Maybe we are getting a black israelite challenge afterall

L-Word says she still has Frank's shit! Jenkem arc incoming??

7:05PM Upstairs Hallway and BR4
Hog goes upstairs and shoots both Letty and Fatty in the face and chimps out about her luggage. Too bad the kitchen is in her territory otherwise she'd quit (because she's fat lol)

Josie discovers Total Plushie Death.

Vance is just there adding nothing.

The microphones haven't been redlined like this since Jontent


Edit: Letty has Frank's shit stained pants at the top of the stairs and using them to repel Vance as he tries to get past her.
 
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