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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I believe Chris has left the fishtank. 7:13am EST. I tuned in maybe 5 minutes prior and Chris was sitting in the kitchen with a shirt on for once, then Ben opened the door, they said something about fishbux that I didn't quite catch, and Chris followed him into the basement.
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At the time, all the other fish were asleep. Now, 15 minutes later, there's SFX spam in B3 where Letty and Mauro are sleeping. Mauro was stirring a bit but Letty is either very good at pretending to be asleep or she's adapted to sleeping through it.
Praise the Lord. I can start watching what's left of the show again.
Could not stand the fuck. He was a non-stop assault to all senses.
 
My theory is that Mauro was told to team up with Letty and be more of a "villain" when he was brought back. I didn't watch the beginning so I'm unsure if there was friendship between them before, but he's regularly hanging out with her now. He also seems to be completely unfriendly towards anyone who bothers her. First Betty then Chris. I wonder if they told him she needed someone she could see as a friend since the rest of the house doesn't like her and always singles her out.
 
Hog n fatty on presumably the WP2 set
 

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Hog n fatty on presumably the WP2 set
So much gross packed into so much square footage.
I see she's still rocking the Kabuki Jim Sterling look.
EDIT: Suddenly at 100%. Oh yeah, totally a real counter and not just made the fuck up
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I thought it might be a cleaner like Pine Sol or something, but you're right, why would that be in a cup?

I can't remember where, but I saw someone confidently say that it was Tequila and the cup was actually a shot glass.

Edit: In the video it's clearly not a shot glass. Booze makes sense to me, but it's fishtank so it could be anything in that cup.
Might be liquor, but could also be soap water. Mario throws a bottle of what looks like dish soap afterwards, which is probably the closest thing due to use. That or he specifically picked it because it wasn't something dangerous like bleach. Either way, it's unlikely to be anything harmful as Mario seems vaguely responsible.
 
Is this dude just a old head black guy that was told to lay on the "nigga" lines like crazy?

I like old head black guys. They're way better than niggers.

HAH this is some ebony and ivory shit right now. The white supremacist just saved the black panther from a MexiChink. There is hope for our world.

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Josie is losing nigga points like crazy and Violetta is racking them up.
 
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There will be an "urban-themed" talent show later tonight. I think they're trying to get one of the fish to slip up and say the gamer word.
 
I just had a thought about the Alex Stein crossover. What If Sam is trying to shop World Peace 2 to BlazeTV? About a week ago, Glenn Beck was talking about a bunch of "groundbreaking" scripted comedy coming to the channel later in the year. It's probably just a coincidence, but Sam is going to need a better streaming platform for WP2 than gumroad.
 
Is this dude just a old head black guy that was told to lay on the "nigga" lines like crazy?

I like old head black guys. They're way better than niggers.

HAH this is some ebony and ivory shit right now. The white supremacist just saved the black panther from a MexiChink. There is hope for our world.

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Josie is losing nigga points like crazy and Violetta is racking them up.
Nah Josie got her nigga points redeemed. Dontarius says she passes except for the burger she cooked. Josie now reclaims B4.

Big bed Josie is back.
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Someone brought up Mauro having some shady shit in his past in a thread on /tv/ and it made me think of Simmons for the first time in like 3 weeks and was there actually any evidence he was a pedophile? Looking back it all seems like bullshit. I know he wrote a book about campers dating and people ran with that and said he was a pedo.
 
Someone brought up Mauro having some shady shit in his past in a thread on /tv/ and it made me think of Simmons for the first time in like 3 weeks and was there actually any evidence he was a pedophile? Looking back it all seems like bullshit. I know he wrote a book about campers dating and people ran with that and said he was a pedo.
It's in the thread around that time but there was other weird evidence, nothing concrete. Notably the IG pic he commented on or posted, I don't remember, with a young girl in a weird outfit.
 
Someone brought up Mauro having some shady shit in his past in a thread on /tv/ and it made me think of Simmons for the first time in like 3 weeks and was there actually any evidence he was a pedophile? Looking back it all seems like bullshit. I know he wrote a book about campers dating and people ran with that and said he was a pedo.
No concrete evidence, all bullshit, just an autistic asian man who was bad at english.
 
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