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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Dammit Mandrake! said:
Is this dude just a old head black guy that was told to lay on the "nigga" lines like crazy?

I like old head black guys. They're way better than niggers.

HAH this is some ebony and ivory shit right now. The white supremacist just saved the black panther from a MexiChink. There is hope for our world.

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Josie is losing nigga points like crazy and Violetta is racking them up.
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What in the actual fuck is with production and their inability to get people that fucking wear shirts?
 
Lol, whatever they were doing upstairs (too loud; didn't watch) caused the kitchen cam to shake like crazy.
 
MoonState said:
Lol, whatever they were doing upstairs (too loud; didn't watch) caused the kitchen cam to shake like crazy.
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The last time it shook that hard, it was Frank Hassle.

Terrorist said:
I hope Alex Stein isn't all they have up their sleeve. Diet, soylent, Kosher Frank Hassle who's been funny maybe 2 times in his entire "comedy" career is a lackluster followup to the real thing.
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Hopefully Sam Hyde shows up soon. Been waiting five weeks and I haven't seen him yet.
 
Thanks, Jet, for the nigger and the kike. That sure is breaking new ground for television entertainment.

On a better note,
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crunchmeister said:
Is there a point in competition if no one ever really targets Josie?
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Every attempt at Josie targeting has failed more/less. The only fish that wants to mess with her is Letty - ineffectively. Freeloaders don't get to her aside from Fatty being naked and Lance throwing her personal stuffed animal, Queso, into the basement.
Fatty and her struck a deal to mitigate a repeat, he felt really bad about upsetting her, it's in a confessional.
Queso was recovered and Josie never believed they sent the stuff to the dump anyway, she expressed this quietly with Vance during that.

Frank Hassle's attempts were all thwarted aside from him going at her feet but that almost got too physical and looked bad so he backed off and apologized. From then on she knew she had won.
 
Aidan said:
Every attempt at Josie targeting has failed more/less. The only fish that wants to mess with her is Letty - ineffectively. Freeloaders don't get to her aside from Fatty being naked and Lance throwing her personal stuffed animal, Queso, into the basement.
Fatty and her struck a deal to mitigate a repeat, he felt really bad about upsetting her, it's in a confessional.
Queso was recovered and Josie never believed they sent the stuff to the dump anyway, she expressed this quietly with Vance during that.

Frank Hassle's attempts were all thwarted aside from him going at her feet but that almost got too physical and looked bad so he backed off and apologized. From then on she knew she had won.
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Yea I suppose so

It's funny that the other 2 are such bores that Letty taking the bait from anything is the only gateway to let Freeloaders do their thing.

If they're doing final 2 instead of final 3, the house is going to be super boring by endgame.
 
Null said:
lol @ jet banning kiwi farms on sight
lol @ sam hyde calling me toxic
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Sam Hyde said the toxic thing a while ago before fishtank, but later changed his mind and said he was open to collab with you. I also dont think hes a pedophile, since you cant verify the age of the girl from that tooth photo. Jet is being a retard blaming kiwifarms for their dox, probably gayops from someone else who told him what to think.

Did you ever get to correspond with Sam at all about any of this? Or did you just send them an email with alternative streaming suggestions?
 
crunchmeister said:
Yea I suppose so

It's funny that the other 2 are such bores that Letty taking the bait from anything is the only gateway to let Freeloaders do their thing.

If they're doing final 2 instead of final 3, the house is going to be super boring by endgame.
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Vance is easy to fuck with, they just haven't done it much. He's a boring personality with a fragile ego.
Josie is hard to fuck with because she will roll with it and even when she hates it will put up with it then bitch later. She seldom cares about revenge.
Letty reacts and plots by default at this point so she knowingly draws in all the heat and I think that's what she's trying to do to win. She's probably right to do so.

I'm hoping they figure out a decent way to pit the fish against each other, they're all willing to do it but Vance and Josie need a push.
 
Aidan said:
Vance is easy to fuck with, they just haven't done it much. He's a boring personality with a fragile ego.
Josie is hard to fuck with because she will roll with it and even when she hates it will put up with it then bitch later. She seldom cares about revenge.
Letty reacts and plots by default at this point so she knowingly draws in all the heat and I think that's what she's trying to do to win. She's probably right to do so.

I'm hoping they figure out a decent way to pit the fish against each other, they're all willing to do it but Vance and Josie need a push.
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Vance would be easy to fuck with, for some reason the crew just doesn't. Sometimes it feels like the crew forgets he even exists. I honestly don't get it.

It's true that Josie is pretty good at rolling with the punches, but the big reason they don't mess with her is because she's the main money maker and they don't want scare her off, especially not so soon. She almost left after the swatting incident. They could totally fuck with her if they really wanted to.

It sucks the crew coddles Josie and doesn't do anything with Vance. The whole point of this show was supposed to be about living in a torturous hell house and seeing who could survive the longest. If the show was actually fair, they would be fucking with everyone equally, and those who can't take it would leave and forfeit their fish bucks. Instead we have a crew that can't stick with any rules and they don't do enough fishbucks challenges to make the fish feel invested in trying to do whatever they can to break the other fish.
 
CoolFool said:
Vance would be easy to fuck with, for some reason the crew just doesn't. Sometimes it feels like the crew forgets he even exists. I honestly don't get it.

It's true that Josie is pretty good at rolling with the punches, but the big reason they don't mess with her is because she's the main money maker and they don't want scare her off, especially not so soon. She almost left after the swatting incident. They could totally fuck with her if they really wanted to.

It sucks the crew coddles Josie and doesn't do anything with Vance. The whole point of this show was supposed to be about living in a torturous hell house and seeing who could survive the longest. If the show was actually fair, they would be fucking with everyone equally, and those who can't take it would leave and forfeit their fish bucks. Instead we have a crew that can't stick with any rules and they don't do enough fishbucks challenges to make the fish feel invested in trying to do whatever they can to break the other fish.
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It would be hilarious seeing vance reach his breaking point and go insane, but the producers are pussies and don't seem to want to do it. The new freeloaders are just to annoy Letty aswell, it's rigged.
 
Has there been any indication that Frank Hassle is actually coming back? Or is it just cope and wishful thinking from chat? I keep seeing people talk about it
 
Is this guy homeless? He sure as fuck looks like it. Also his ass crack hangs out.

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EDIT: It just dawned on me on why they've been harassing Letty almost solely for the past several weeks. It's very possible that they're concerned she's going to win in an unbiased game because she tries hard and actually puts her all into 'playing the game'. So they're DESPERATELY trying to get her to crack and fail before it comes down to it. Or they'll just be even more blatantly biased and crown anyone else winner other than her. At this point I wouldn't even be surprised if they crown a freeloader winner despite that being 'against the rules'.

Or maybe I'm giving Jet/Sam way too much credit.
 
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