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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Tom Myers said:
Found the Piss Goblin simp. How can you not find her annoying? She knew who Sam Hyde was before starting the competition so she had to know it was going to be fucked up.
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Agreed! She's soooo annoying when she... idk, has mustard squirted on her shit for the 20th time? Goddamn I can't stand when she fucking does that!
 
Retink Retunk said:
I don't know man, it was kind of gross and depressing. Not saying they shouldn't have done it, but I'd rather have not known about the poop stains.
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There's a considerable chance it was a lie. He did shower right before and she was clearly was grossed out by Chris (and I don't blame her), but instead of just going home with that 600$ she stalled time to get paid more. First it was poop stain, then: "Your friends paid me to be an actress, my intention wasn't to fuck you. They lied to you." and refused to even kiss him ("because it was sensual"...). She even mentioned that she would need to get at least 1k$ to fuck him which triggered a wave of spam in chat asking staff to do it after which she went out of the room. When everyone cheered her and asked how did Chris do, she just praised him as if she fucked him trying to get out before they catch on. She's either a scamming, entitled nigger that got paid 800$ for literally just talking with fatty or it was all a cruel prank on him like she claimed.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Swear to god some of you just like to whine for the sake of whining. The black hooker shit was funny.
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It was just sad for everyone involved. If Fatty was into it and actually got laid live on air that would be hype but it just turned into another sad therapy session.
 
Didn't see this being posted but Mauro posted on his Instagram after leaving the house.
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An interesting interaction this morning in B3, after last night. Letty was put on edge after the conversation she had with Vance and the negative TTSes that came to her about him when he arrived. This morning Alex woke Vance and Letty up from sleep to talk to them about inane shit because they don't have a door (whose fault is that? Vance...). When he left, Letty turned to Vance, "did you dream?" Vance muttered indistinctly and she interrupted him: "Wait. I forgot, I'm mad at you."
"You're mad at me?"
"Hmph."
"Why?"
"Hmph."

She has such an immature way of talking but damn that was funny.
 
Alex took Chris's poop-stained shorts, showed them to all the fish, then the kitchen camera and says he's going to have a talk with Chris about this.
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After he got rid of the shorts (I missed how), he went to talk with Letty and Vance and Letty's plan is to day drink today and get Vance to shave her head. Then "Romantic Soul" started playing in their room.
 
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Alex took Chris's poop-stained shorts, showed them to all the fish, then the kitchen camera and says he's going to have a talk with Chris about this.
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After he got rid of the shorts (I missed how), he went to talk with Letty and Vance and Letty's plan is to day drink today and get Vance to shave her head. Then "Romantic Soul" started playing in their room.
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What good is talking going to do? Once you get super fat like Chris, wiping becomes almost impossible. Whenever you see a death fat, the chances of them having shit stains is 100% unless they have a dedicated caretaker. Even if he didn't have shit stains, he would still be gross and smell terrible from the sweat and yeast that is no doubt trapped under his fat rolls.

I'm not saying this to be mean or funny, it's just a sad fact. I actually hope this hooker incident is a wake up call for Chris and encourages him to keep working out and losing weight. Once you get to the point that you can't wipe yourself, it's time to take a good hard look at your life and fix it.
 
Tom Myers said:
Found the Piss Goblin simp. How can you not find her annoying? She knew who Sam Hyde was before starting the competition so she had to know it was going to be fucked up.
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I mean what about what I said makes me a simp? At the least you could fairly conclude that I'm a fan or Letty defender but I don't get how that's simping, can you explain so I can understand? And I mean some of her mannerisms are cringe and can be annoying just like anyone else, but she's got some of the funniest bits with Sam and the producers in the show and she really shines when the producers and the audience allow her to do her thing.

I think her endurance and will to stick it to the end regardless of her hardships is commendable and worthy of respect and has won me over as a legitimate fan. It's exciting to see how she'll overcome a challenge thrown at her and suspenseful when she's down for the count and you see tts cheering her on to get back up and continue the fight. Her monologues are pretty entertaining too and her bits and raps aren't half bad.
 
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chat was claiming that they caught a few frames of his dick and that it was small but I was lucky enough not to see.
will definitely be combing through the archives tonight tho im not afraid
 
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Day 34
Josie showing her shaved eyebrows in the confessional.
"Oh no, I look like Sylvia."
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After waking up Josie decided to draw her eyebrows on.
"...today we're going to be angry so I made them very angry. So nobody step to me today cuz I got on the angry eyebrows."
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"I should have done this day 1. Oh yeah.."
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I love angry eyebrow arc.
Josie is bold af to shave off eyebrows.
Also if anyone around you has a baby, highly suggest angry eyebrows for maximum laughter.
 
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