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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764


Clip requested by Logic. Vance takes a fall on the mess left over when Dontarius used ramen and Fanta to slide down the stairs on his stomach.
 
Aidan said:
Day 34
Josie showing her shaved eyebrows in the confessional.
"Oh no, I look like Sylvia."
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After waking up Josie decided to draw her eyebrows on.
"...today we're going to be angry so I made them very angry. So nobody step to me today cuz I got on the angry eyebrows."
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"I should have done this day 1. Oh yeah.."
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Vance actually looks much less retarded like this. That ultra-gay hair puff was, well, ultra-gay.
 
Letty was considering shaving her head. Later, Jet tells Letty that neither she nor Josie can shave their heads, and that they will be kicked off the show if they do it. He sounded dead serious.

I wonder if this is because he is a decent guy and knows that Letty/Josie would seriously regret it, or if he knows the simps won't like it and Jet would get less money if the girls look ugly. Could be a combo of both.
 
Completely agree with @Lowercase I internet Vance is a pushover and the way he acts around Frank is embarrassing. He goes from being totally silent to sucking up to Frank like a little kid trying to impress his older cousin he thinks is cool. I really want to like Vance but he is quiet and reserved most of the time it's hard to like him.
 
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Motherfucker looks way too much like Steven Crowder.
 
CoolFool said:
Letty was considering shaving her head. Later, Jet tells Letty that neither she nor Josie can shave their heads, and that they will be kicked off the show if they do it. He sounded dead serious.

I wonder if this is because he is a decent guy and knows that Letty/Josie would seriously regret it, or if he knows the simps won't like it and Jet would get less money if the girls look ugly. Could be a combo of both.
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It would be hilarious if Letty shaved her head. What a faggot Jet is.
 
Letty is once again providing content. She drank a jar of raw eggs and is riffing a lot with Alex. They seem to get along pretty well, actually. Alex put Letty on his shoulders, and they shouted "LET'S GOOOO!" at the camera.

Vance is standing in the background doing nothing.
 
Cooking Competition Sequel

It seems like Emplemon, another famous youtuber known for his documentary style videos, has been invited onto the show. He is being referred to as the Intimidator. An extreme Vegan who highlights how meat is murder constantly. In reality he's just been whisper yelling and throwing out unfunny "ironic" vegan talking points. Jet brought him up while trying to act like Sam by constantly yelling at the fish.

The new challenge hosted by the Intimidator is a cooking competition, specifically with frozen Vegan food. The fish have to make this frozen Vegan food into a delicious unique Vegan meal. Partners were decided by rock paper scissors. Letty got to choose first.

Partners are:

Letty/Alex
Josie/Dontarius
Vance/Chris

Edit: Chris threw up on the other contestants dishes instead of Vance's after drinking presumably expired milk. Very strategic play ngl. After the dishes were complete they were all presented to Emplemon. Josie's team lost due to her having a terrible avocado added into her dish the EmpLemon claimed would give him diarrhea later. It came down to both Letty and Vance. Emplemon said that Letty should've cut her pizza and had better presentation. Emplemon then said that Vance had basically zero help from Chris and that they should lose as a team and win as a team. He also talked about how Chris was disgusting. Winner was declared to be Vance and Chris by Emplemon, even though it pained him to say it. Alex was upset and dumped his dish onto Letty for making him lose the challenge. Chris and Emplemon then talk about lab grown meat.

WINNER: VANCE/CHRIS
 
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Chris started vomiting milk all over the other Fishes food in order to sabotage the challenge. This lead to Alex Stein dumping an entire gallon of milk on Chris' Head.

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chris receives divine karmic justice in a single fell swoop by tripping on the stairs while tardraging and biting on his tongue so he's unable to speak straight anymore. alhamdulilah.
 
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