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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
This is one of my biggest annoyances from people who claim Letty only gets bullied because she "reacts" while Vance and Josie don't. Letty either laughs and takes whatever is given to her, or she does nothing and goes to shower, just like Josie did. The only time I ever see Letty react is when she's crying after being hassled relentlessly. I'm sure Josie would also curl up and cry in her room or lock herself in the bathroom if she experienced non-stop harassment like Letty did. Vance is such a soy boy that I bet he would actually quit if he was messed with as much as Letty.
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Hell it sounds like he would have quit if they held him down and shaved his shitty beard.
 
Question, does anyone know why the crew turned off fish toys? Someone even sent Jet a TTS asking him to turn it back on and Jet said no, he doesn't want to, so he isn't.

I'm curious why this is, aren't they losing money? Especially sending Josie plushies, I forget how much they make but isn't it like $400 per plushie?
 
CoolFool said:
Don't fuck with the piss witch.
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If you mess with a woman willing to use Pissmancy magic you're asking to be punished. Once she has gone down that path, there's very little she won't do to prove a point.

Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Amazing, thank you. Here's an animated webp version for sneedchat courtesy of your video.
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He's not going to make it to 50, neither is PPP.
 
CoolFool said:
Question, does anyone know why the crew turned off fish toys? Someone even sent Jet a TTS asking him to turn it back on and Jet said no, he doesn't want to, so he isn't.

I'm curious why this is, aren't they losing money? Especially sending Josie plushies, I forget how much they make but isn't it like $400 per plushie?
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No clue on why they turned them off but they've made plenty of stupid financial decisions. It's possible they feel they've made enough already and the fish toys are not worth the effort, Jet told Josie the plushy toy was off which was stupid.

Plushies are over $500 by the way, though I believe viewers stopped buying them days ago and all new plushies since have been an attempt at advertising the fishtoy to get genuine paypigs to buy. Josie's simps have TTS'd about not wanting to buy her plushies and she's had some resentment brewing recently or the crew is finally letting meaner messages through.
 
I haven't watched for about 24 hours. Looks like the only thing I really missed was Fatty eating the stairs. Funny that he waddles a half step at a time with his feet 180 degrees and still can't climb 10 stairs without having a near death experience.

I read a few posts about how Vance and Josie are kind of carried while Letty gets messed with the most. There is also seems to be some attempt to make Letty seem litigious but she and Josie seem to me like the only two people who have been on camera who wouldn't sue for some dumbass reason (like Fatty's "chemical attack").

I have doubts that Jet and the 'tards are messing with Letty harder so that her inevitable win is clearly well-earned and instead I lean toward Jet and his wiggers are too retarded and want too much to be like Sam that the joke is "ha ha woman, ammirite?".

I tuned it a few times today and it just looks like Jet's Heckin' internet celebrity wigger/nigger/kike friend sleepover time. No vay! A youtube man in the fish tank being a gay retard? And a fat man?! It some real comedy now mama mia!

TL;DR I'm retarded, but at least I can climb stairs.
 
I didn't see it (thank god) but according to chat/Twatter, B2 camera is down because the black guy started playing with his dick. Can't tell if people are saying he was jacking off or literally beating up his balls, but either way, I don't want to find out.
 
CoolFool said:
I didn't see it (thank god) but according to chat/Twatter, B2 camera is down because the black guy started playing with his dick. Can't tell if people are saying he was jacking off or literally beating up his balls, but either way, I don't want to find out.
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I did see it, luckily the lights were out in the room so it was in night vision mode which helped a bit, but he was helicoptering his dick and slapping his dick and balls with a towel(?). After a minute or two of this the camera went down and Tax ran fast as hell up the stairs to B2 to tell him to knock it off. Nobody downstairs had any idea any of this happened, a few TTSes alluding to it got through but they didn't react.

It should be noted he was doing this earlier this morning too, but he stopped unprompted after not very long and nothing came of it.
 
CoolFool said:
I didn't see it (thank god) but according to chat/Twatter, B2 camera is down because the black guy started playing with his dick. Can't tell if people are saying he was jacking off or literally beating up his balls, but either way, I don't want to find out.
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He wasn't jacking off, he was literally beating up his balls with a towel.
 
Brace yourselves
Fat Nigger Jacking Off While Beating His Balls With A Towel
 
Day 34 10:55PM Living Room
Letty does a super funny spergout dance while Vance tries to drum Van Halen on practice pads and a coffee table.

Someone please murder be extra nice to Fatty in Minecraft

11:00PM Garage
Jew engaging in oldest Jew past time.
If, then, the Jews fail to know the Father, if they crucified the Son, if they thrust off the help of the Spirit, who should not make bold to declare plainly that the synagogue is a dwelling of demons? God is not worshipped there. Heaven forbid!
 
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NateHiggers1488 said:
Brace yourselves
Fat Nigger Jacking Off While Beating His Balls With A Towel
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Towards the end of the video (~1:40) he turns toward the cam and you see this. At first I thought he had his mouth open and tongue out to the camera like he knew he was showing his junk after getting in trouble for it. But if you keep watching his mouth doesn't move, it's an optical illusion from the lighting that makes his facial hair look like a tongue.

This image will also be haunting my dreams, along with the slapping sound of that towel.
 
sum ting wong said:
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Towards the end of the video (~1:40) he turns toward the cam and you see this. At first I thought he had his mouth open and tongue out to the camera like he knew he was showing his junk after getting in trouble for it. But if you keep watching his mouth doesn't move, it's an optical illusion from the lighting that makes his facial hair look like a tongue.

This image will also be haunting my dreams, along with the slapping sound of that towel.
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he looks like a fucking alternate from Mandela Catalogue
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