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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Seance coming up. Entity is awaiting among trash.
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12:16AM Garage
Seance begins. It's the obnoxious Jew speaking quietly and then randomly yelling gibberish at ear-rape volumes. All the cameras for this project should have had limiter/compressors and I think Jon proved that very early on.

So far, it's boring and anti-climactic. I hope someone clips the fun part and skips the loud = laughtrack jewry leading up to it.

Edit: Bicflame the femboi entity sperged out and none of the fish reacted whatsoever. Another giant L for production.
 
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The Entity does his jumpscare, scampers around the garage for a while, smashes the "altar," rubs his claws on chris, and disappears into the house.
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Honestly, They should have done this gag on week one or 2, before the fish were completely desensitized to everything.
 
Betty might be a little retarded, she's complaining about the results of the PSAT even though the results were clearly fake and it was a joke. Chris got highest in math should be enough to show that.
 
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Sam seemed genuinely annoyed yesterday, I can't tell how much is "real" but he looked bored and bailed early. I'd love to know what he actually thinks of the production (Jet probably should have found an assistant before the project that requires intense coordination!). Hopefully Betty got booted for a valid reason and not just Letty complaining.

Seance bit didn't really work, I'm glad they actually brought the entity back. Maybe someone will finally use the gumball machine on the final day.
 
Sam seemed genuinely annoyed yesterday, I can't tell how much is "real" but he looked bored and bailed early. I'd love to know what he actually thinks of the production (Jet probably should have found an assistant before the project that requires intense coordination!). Hopefully Betty got booted for a valid reason and not just Letty complaining.

Seance bit didn't really work, I'm glad they actually brought the entity back. Maybe someone will finally use the gumball machine on the final day.
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According to her she stayed a day longer than she was initially supposed to.
And yeah apparently Mauro got *super* gross with Letty's used feminine hygiene products.

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Fatty is a mentally stunted manipulative fat retard and I wish he bit his tongue out when he fell on his face. He also snaps far more than a normal person so if he crushed his fingers that would be pretty cool too.

Fatty alone in B4:
He can't stop talking about how much he totally doesn't have a thing for Letty. I mean, he won't stop talking in general but he's clearly upset that Letty rejected him and won't let it go.

TTS asked fuck - marry - kill: Letty, Betty, Idubbbz
Kill Letty, Fuck idubbbz, marry Betty

Surprise surprise, he also felt a spark with Betty and wishes she didn't leave so soon. And he slipped up a bit and said something like "Maybe the person I really wanted to..." and he trailed off a bit, implying that he liked Betty instead of Letty. More likely he thinks any woman giving him the slightest bit of attention means they like him and he's so desperate that he instantly falls for them.

Letty and Vance in B3:
Letty made a 'white girls fuck dogs' reference while talking to Vance about how she loves the entities "animalistic walk" and how she wants to bang the entity. She didn't say wgfd but after either her or Vance brought up the animalistic walk she said something like "well I am a white girl".
 
Fatty is a mentally stunted manipulative fat retard and I wish he bit his tongue out when he fell on his face. He also snaps far more than a normal person so if he crushed his fingers that would be pretty cool too.

Fatty alone in B4:
He can't stop talking about how much he totally doesn't have a thing for Letty. I mean, he won't stop talking in general but he's clearly upset that Letty rejected him and won't let it go.

TTS asked fuck - marry - kill: Letty, Betty, Idubbbz
Kill Letty, Fuck idubbbz, marry Betty

Surprise surprise, he also felt a spark with Betty and wishes she didn't leave so soon. And he slipped up a bit and said something like "Maybe the person I really wanted to..." and he trailed off a bit, implying that he liked Betty instead of Letty. More likely he thinks any woman giving him the slightest bit of attention means they like him and he's so desperate that he instantly falls for them.

Letty and Vance in B3:
Letty made a 'white girls fuck dogs' reference while talking to Vance about how she loves the entities "animalistic walk" and how she wants to bang the entity. She didn't say wgfd but after either her or Vance brought up the animalistic walk she said something like "well I am a white girl".
There was a moment during the Barcode saga where Fatty responded to a F marry kill TTS with "Kill Betty"

Later he was fawning over her and told Letty and the other fish that Barcode was superior because "she actually knows about stuff like Star Wars."

The hilarity is, I don't remember her really engaging about his sperg interests, but probably pulling a Vance and just politely saying "yeah" to his incessant talking because everyone on Earth has at least heard of Star Wars; not necessarily that she is into it or knows the lore.

Fatty is a fickle boy who wears his heart attack on his sleeve
 
Sam seemed genuinely annoyed yesterday, I can't tell how much is "real" but he looked bored and bailed early. I'd love to know what he actually thinks of the production (Jet probably should have found an assistant before the project that requires intense coordination!). Hopefully Betty got booted for a valid reason and not just Letty complaining.

Seance bit didn't really work, I'm glad they actually brought the entity back. Maybe someone will finally use the gumball machine on the final day.
Frank also was supposed to come tonight but abruptly announced he was done. Sam frustrated that he didn't get to do his challenge idea yesterday?
 
Fatty is a mentally stunted manipulative fat retard and I wish he bit his tongue out when he fell on his face. He also snaps far more than a normal person so if he crushed his fingers that would be pretty cool too.

Fatty alone in B4:
He can't stop talking about how much he totally doesn't have a thing for Letty. I mean, he won't stop talking in general but he's clearly upset that Letty rejected him and won't let it go.

TTS asked fuck - marry - kill: Letty, Betty, Idubbbz
Kill Letty, Fuck idubbbz, marry Betty

Surprise surprise, he also felt a spark with Betty and wishes she didn't leave so soon. And he slipped up a bit and said something like "Maybe the person I really wanted to..." and he trailed off a bit, implying that he liked Betty instead of Letty. More likely he thinks any woman giving him the slightest bit of attention means they like him and he's so desperate that he instantly falls for them.

Letty and Vance in B3:
Letty made a 'white girls fuck dogs' reference while talking to Vance about how she loves the entities "animalistic walk" and how she wants to bang the entity. She didn't say wgfd but after either her or Vance brought up the animalistic walk she said something like "well I am a white girl".
Josie in B1:
She can't sleep because of B3 and B4 and every time she moves her air mattress is extremely loud and wakes her up further.

Earlier TTS told her to buy a DDR machine with her winnings and she said that's silly and explained why.
A few minutes pass and she opens here eyes, plays with her fidget toy, and thinks out loud. She says that if she does win then she shouldn't spend her money on personal items and instead focus on savings and things she needs for her future; DDR, clothes, and stuffed animals are "silly things" and spending money on that is "kinda stupid."

At one point she literally ran into Jet in the hallway after he left the bathroom.
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Did you miss the part last night where Frank hassled Vance for an hour about shaving his beard off? At one point he chased him around the house with the razor. He also slapped several things out of Josies hands. The reason he goes after Letty is because Letty gives him the reaction he wants. Vance and Josie just go silent when fucked with. Also why would the producers tell him not to fuck with them? Frank messing with people is content.
No one is saying Frank did literally nothing to other contestants, but that the preferential treatment is so severe that it's a day and night difference. If you can't get that things aren't just black or white, then, you might be too much of a midwit.

The coddling has reached the extreme couple days ago when in just couple hours, Frank has: splashed toilet water on Letty 3 times making her shower over and over, wiped his dirty shoes on her bed, opened her bag with private belongings stomping and pouring mustard all over them destroying all the clothes, stole her shoes, threw her backpack against wall, spat all over the room, dumped food on her (and I might have missed few things as well). She looked completely destroyed mentally which I assume is just giving a reaction he wants? Then on top of it Sam came and was pushing her into an unwanted sexual encounter with Fatty. Do you imagine even half of this happening to Vance or Josie? Or am I just being a simp for pointing this out?

Why won't he cut Letty's hair? It should be infinitely easier to sneakily cut away a big piece of her long hair while she's distracted or asleep? And not only would Letty give him a reaction he wants, but it's ok to hassle her to the extreme as I have pointed out. Simply, because the production not only doesn't want this, but they outright said they can't do it even by their own will.

Josie and Vance are silent, because he isn't fucking with them, just doing the minimum for plausible deniability. Vance did give a funny reaction before after Frank pissed on his bed. It spawned jokes about him pissing himself and a small investigation by him seriously considering whether he really did. There's his drums that fucking with will get a reaction out of him. Josie ran away and started crying when Fatty got naked. She's also clearly uncomfortable with coomer and simp shit, remember "no shoes" rule? It's not like they don't give reactions and he doesn't know how to piss them off, he just refuses to because the faggot Jet is telling him not to. As of now, Letty is there for hateful fishtoys and TTS, Josie is for simps, Vance is a parasocial effigy for fans. It may change when the current acceptable target is eliminated, but to call this even remotely equal right now is just delusional.
 
Frank also was supposed to come tonight but abruptly announced he was done. Sam frustrated that he didn't get to do his challenge idea yesterday?
If I wanna give Frank the benefit of the doubt (which I don't really want to do because he's a massive piece of shit) it COULD be remotely possible he was tired of dogging on Letty all day every day and production wouldn't let him fuck with the others.
Glad he left though, because massive piece of shit. Also not being able to be fucked with back is just lame.
 
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