🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Letty leaving right now would actually be hilarious because the final week of the show would be two quiet people and a bunch of freeloaders that can't win the big prize. She'd lose all her fishbucks though so financially it would be misguided, I don't think any of the Fishes are going to end up making money off the show.
 
If only you knew how bad FIshtank really was
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I must admit the scene right now is fucking funny. Letty is laying there while a shark continues to shoot darts right in her face for 5 minutes, Chris is telling the same joke over and over, Josie and Vance are marching in place, Sam is in the background stepping all over the bed and picking his nose. Poor Letty. Poor Josie too, she looks pretty spent.
 
A TTS reminded everyone that fatty hadn't wiped after his last shit. He responds with a chuckle, and proudly exclaiming "Last THREE!"

How can he be this fucking disgusting?
 
The way they are dog piling Letty is completely unfair. Seems like Sam just wants her gone at this point.
 
The way they are dog piling Letty is completely unfair. Seems like Sam just wants her gone at this point.
I get a different read. He's trying to help her out. He's hinted very strongly that it's her and whoever she chooses as final two fish. She really believes she hadn't stopped moving.

I didn't think so either, but there's video a page or so back that shows that she did actually stop for a second or two.

6:30PM
Lettycels Rise Up!!

The piss goblin rises and agitates the fishies.

it's so over we're so back
 
Since the goblin powers have been recharged she has
  • Thrown beef at Vance and Josie
  • doused them in mustard/relish/something
  • splashed water on them
  • bashed frying pans together loudly directly in their ears
  • allowed fatty back into the room
  • covered them with the tortilla blanket
 
Since the goblin powers have been recharged she has
  • Thrown beef at Vance and Josie
  • doused them in mustard/relish/something
  • splashed water on them
  • bashed frying pans together loudly directly in their ears
  • allowed fatty back into the room
  • covered them with the tortilla blanket
I hate Letty because she's a disgusting slag (also anyone who says "I was true to myself" should be put to death), but at least she realizes that this is supposed to be entertaining and is trying to do her part to that end.
 
7:02PM
It's interesting to hear Vance candidly say that he cannot stop because if he loses this challenge he will be going home next. Letty asks if he is confident in his ability to perform in the challenges and he says "yeah" (obviously)
"but, I don't think I provide content so I need to win this or I'm getting sent home."

Edit: Any evil person who knows his gf name could TTS telling him to concede and come home.
 
Since the goblin powers have been recharged she has
  • Thrown beef at Vance and Josie
  • doused them in mustard/relish/something
  • splashed water on them
  • bashed frying pans together loudly directly in their ears
  • allowed fatty back into the room
  • covered them with the tortilla blanket
All of which are too lame for what's going on. This is one of the worst challenges to date in terms of content. We're in the "final act" and this is what they have on hand?

Sam removed the "Poop Treaty" which was an implicit "do whatever it takes" towards Letty and she comes up with this weak stuff? This should have ended hours ago.
 
Goddamnit, are troons fucking with the site again? KF not loading at all anymore.

Anyway, Josie's legs seem to be giving out, she's walking so slowly and her steps are so small compared to Vance, who is taking quick and but so does Vance's arms. He has to keep forcing himself to lift the chair up. They're both reaching their limits.
 
Fatty back to the lovebombing part of his one sided abusive relationship with Letty. He just called Letty an 8 on a good day 7 on a bad. At one point he walked in with tape that she asked for and said "Here you go my darling" and she immediately said "Don't call me that".
 
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