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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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CoolFool said:
I missed it; how did Vance get a weight on his ankle? Seems to be really wearing him down.
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I don't know, but is it meant to be symbolic of his effect on the show?

Also how the fuck hasn't fatty been kicked yet. Can you imagine having to live in the house with the fat retard, he would single handedly kill any enthusiasm I had to be in that house.
Point being, if he was kicked I'm sure Josie and Vance might show more of a will to live, he is a vibe parasite.
 
Can anyone tell me what the Shark is throwing on Vance and attempting to tape on him? I can't tell.
 
CoolFool said:
Can anyone tell me what the Shark is throwing on Vance and attempting to tape on him? I can't tell.
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Looks like a box of macaroni, one he taped to Vance and the other he opened up and is throwing at him.

Fatty has found a new friend in Jon. Both as a workout mentor and someone to shit talk Letty with. I guess Jon is upset about something she did, she said she would explain what really happened be he wasn't having it. I don't know what the context is about why he's upset but I think it was something to do with stuff he saw on twitter after he left about Letty.
 
Grindolyn said:
I don't know, but is it meant to be symbolic of his effect on the show?

Also how the fuck hasn't fatty been kicked yet. Can you imagine having to live in the house with the fat retard, he would single handedly kill any enthusiasm I had to be in that house.
Point being, if he was kicked I'm sure Josie and Vance might show more of a will to live, he is a vibe parasite.
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Fatty hasn't been kicked yet purely out of charity. He's homeless and without a vehicle and has virtually no friends. There's a GoFundMe circulating trying to find him new housing, but I won't link it because fuck fatty.
 
Jeff Gerstmann said:
Fatty hasn't been kicked yet purely out of charity. He's homeless and without a vehicle and has virtually no friends. There's a GoFundMe circulating trying to find him new housing, but I won't link it because fuck fatty.
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Fatty has to be one of the most polarizing people on fishtank. Some people absolutely love him and think he saved the show and is hilarious and others loathe him and find him annoying.

For me he has some funny moments but I do find him to be a vibe killer and disgusting to look at. I can't imagine how bad he fucking smells. I stopped tuning in as frequently after they added him because he genuinely turns my stomach.
 
Vance is keeping his head down and he keeps messing with his arm. I wonder if it's about to give out from holding that chair for hours.

Damnit, I have to go to bed soon, I was hoping to be awake when the challenge is over. I would be absolutely floored if they kept going until I wake up tomorrow morning. I feel like the show is going to have to make Vance quit or at least get rid of that weight, surely that's a safety risk. His ankle is going to be absolutely trashed.

Edit: the weight fell off. Vance still looks like he's tired. Is it just me or does Josie seem like she got a second wind?
 
Jeff Gerstmann said:
Fatty hasn't been kicked yet purely out of charity. He's homeless and without a vehicle and has virtually no friends. There's a GoFundMe circulating trying to find him new housing, but I won't link it because fuck fatty.
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Anyone who donates to that is a fucking retard, I'd sooner set my money on fire.
 
Jeff Gerstmann said:
Fatty hasn't been kicked yet purely out of charity. He's homeless and without a vehicle and has virtually no friends. There's a GoFundMe circulating trying to find him new housing, but I won't link it because fuck fatty.
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Yeah I have to say Sam saving Fatty to 1up idubbz has backfired, if he kicked fatty early he could have made idubbz looked bad, but now I think we're starting to see why idubbz treated him the way he did. And Sam's stuck with a fat retard who can't wipe his ass, lol.

Anyone that donates to him, enjoy seeing your money being spent on cheeseburgers.
 
CoolFool said:
Vance is keeping his head down and he keeps messing with his arm. I wonder if it's about to give out from holding that chair for hours.

Damnit, I have to go to bed soon, I was hoping to be awake when the challenge is over. I would be absolutely floored if they kept going until I wake up tomorrow morning. I feel like the show is going to have to make Vance quit or at least get rid of that weight, surely that's a safety risk. His ankle is going to be absolutely trashed.

Edit: the weight fell off. Vance still looks like he's tired. Is it just me or does Josie seem like she got a second wind?
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From watching, it looked like the weight twisted the tape around and was crushing into his ankle and started cutting off blood to his foot. Josie started having him turn wider circles around him and he was gasping and collapsing and trying to take all his weight off the foot until she whipped him hard and the force yanked the weight off. As soon as that happened he almost yakked into his shirt and looked worse than he'd been the whole time, and then since then has perked up massively and said he can go another 12 hours now that the weight is gone.

I want to see that since Letty put it there, and it's been the hardest part of the challenge for him, that it's her perfect comeback for two days ago when he tried to say Hassle had given him as bad as he had given her.

Jon and Chris say his leg looks blue right now, though.
 
Grindolyn said:
Anyone that donates to him, enjoy seeing your money being spent on cheeseburgers.
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Not that I put too much faith in it but the gofundme does say that it will exclusively be put towards getting him a trailer and not food/lightsabers/whatever else he wastes money on.
CoolFool said:
Welp. Vance tripped on trash and fell, he has lost. Josie won. Poor Vance, he actually did do a good job this time.
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If he gets eliminated next, Letty wins by a landslide.
 
I really hate that Josie won this way. I wanted her to win but I wanted it to be because Vance gave up or something. Tripping feels bad, especially after he endured and survived a bunch of other stuff. Everyone is trying to make Vance feel better but you can tell he feels defeated and looks super depressed. Fucking Chris won't shut the hell up. Sad all around.
 
Punitive Castration said:
From watching, it looked like the weight twisted the tape around and was crushing into his ankle and started cutting off blood to his foot. Josie started having him turn wider circles around him and he was gasping and collapsing and trying to take all his weight off the foot until she whipped him hard and the force yanked the weight off. As soon as that happened he almost yakked into his shirt and looked worse than he'd been the whole time, and then since then has perked up massively and said he can go another 12 hours now that the weight is gone.

I want to see that since Letty put it there, and it's been the hardest part of the challenge for him, that it's her perfect comeback for two days ago when he tried to say Hassle had given him as bad as he had given her.

Jon and Chris say his leg looks blue right now, though.
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Initially I thought for sure he tore his ACL, but he's moving way too good now for that to be the case.
 
teddyrancid said:
If he gets eliminated next, Letty wins by a landslide.
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Letty is trash, but she deserves the win. I hope Vance is out. Josie will have her simps for about a year to give her money. Until season 2 starts and her simps fall in love with the next autistic retard Sam puts on the show.
 
All that for an ending where the winner feels bad about winning. Josie/Letty as final two would be interesting because I wonder if Josie would finally turn it up (my guess is no, especially with the endless freeloaders).

Sam seems to be trying to save the show, he was all over it today and was alternately bored and grumpy. He should have been doing this the entire time but you can't film a season of sketch comedy simultaneously - I hope the eventual "episodes" cover any behind-the-scenes issues with Sam and Jet.
 
grapeshark77 said:
Sam seems to be trying to save the show, he was all over it today and was alternately bored and grumpy. He should have been doing this the entire time but you can't film a season of sketch comedy simultaneously - I hope the eventual "episodes" cover any behind-the-scenes issues with Sam and Jet.
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I'll never understand why he thought it was a good idea to try and juggle both projects at once. I was listening to Nick talk about WP2 prep and it sounded insane. I hope he realizes now that Jet isn't able to carry a project. He's a glorified Jaime from Joe Rogan.
 
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