🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Noble Redditor]

Jet just walked in with a water bottle full of what looked like pee. He said "who wants to be pissed on" as he dumped it on the fish and then yelled, "get fucked" before walking out.

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

Letty tasted the "piss" that was thrown on the bed/fish and claims it was some of the box wine that they'd been given in the past.

EDIT: Jet came back in and confirms that the bottle was full of Red Bull, but Chris did, in fact, piss the bed.

 

[CoolFool]

Edit: Ninja'd

I missed the Josie quote if there was one. There must have been one, right? She isn't that special

He did, but I didn't catch it all. He said the word "pedophile" so I really want to know what the quote was. It may have been that time someone said dating Josie basically makes them a pedophile since Josie acts like a child.

 

[Noble Redditor]

TTS: Black Fish Tank just got a new freeloader. It's Vance's GF.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Josie's quote: "She wears those gems on her teeth to distract from her ugly face. <unintelligible> pedophiles"

Was said by Jon on day 9

I wish they'd turn off TTS when they are going to do this type of thing

Vance answered his question correctly and gets a 20 minute break.

 

[CoolFool]

Who said Vance's quote?

 

[a great big cabbage]

Who said Vance's quote?

I guess it was Jon, not sure. Chat seems to believe he said the other quotes about Letty and Josie.

 

[CoolFool]

Chris shat the bed. Letty confirms the wet spot under him. Josie quits and leaves. More confirmation that Josie hates gross stuff just as much as anyone else.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Josie left because Chris just pissed himself to own the fish.

Vance returns with a table to do some drumming.

Edit: it may have been shit.

 

[CoolFool]

Josie left because Chris just pissed himself to own the fish.

Vance returns with a table to do some drumming.

Unless I heard wrong, that's poop. Chris said he was trying to fart when that happened instead.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Unless I heard wrong, that's poop. Chris said he was trying to fart when that happened instead.

Oof. either way it's too gross and shouldn't be encouraged. I don't like the peepee poopoo jokes.

I asked in sneedchat and it seems the Vance quote was actually Letty.

 

[MoonState]

That's not just a wet spot under Fatty, that's a puddle.

 

[sum ting wong]

Literally no difference

 

[a great big cabbage]

5:40PM
TTS asks Fatty to name his top-3 favourite porn stars. He excitedly lists two before seeming to become self aware (or is just actually retarded) and pauses before saying "that's all I got"

TTS "The first person to call Letty a googly eyed snake wins a lootcrate"
Chris immediately calls her this

Thankfully Vance's annoying drumming is drowning out the far more annoying Fatty's voice. (Vance seems like a good drummer, but without music it just sounds like noise to me)

 

[CoolFool]

Chris moved over so we can see the wet spot, it looks like piss. Still gross. Chris then pisses on the other side of the bed and apologizes for getting some near Vance. Chris is done and goes to shower. It's now just Vance and Letty.

That bed is absolutely saturated with piss. It's no wonder Chris has such disgusting rashes and yeasty skin.

 

[sum ting wong]

After planning to ignore Letty with Fatty and Jon, Vance cucks out and talks to her.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This is so gross.

 

[DapperShark]

This is so gross.
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Kill Chris. Behead Chris. Roundhouse kick Chris into the concrete. Slam dunk Chris into a trashcan. Crucify filthy Chris. Defecate in Chris’ food. Launch Chris into the sun. Stir fry Chris in a wok. Toss Chris into active volcanoes. Urinate into Chris' gas tank. Judo throw Chris into a wood chipper. Twist Chris' heads off. Report Chris to the IRS. Karate chop Chris in half. Curb stomp Chris. Trap Chris in quicksand. Crush Chris in a trash compactor. Liquefy Chris in a vat of acid. Eat Chris. Dissect Chris. Exterminate Chris in a gas chamber. Stomp Chris' skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Chris in the oven. Lobotomize Chris. Mandatory abortions for Chris. Grind Chris in a garbage disposal. Drown Chris in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Chris with a ray gun. Kick Chris down the stairs. Feed Chris to alligators. Slice Chris with a katana.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Goddamn I can't imagine the nasty smell of his diabetes piss. He's really one of the most disgusting specimens I've ever seen.

 

[CoolFool]

To take a break from disgusting B4, Ben was downstairs telling a graphic sex story to Jon and Josie. Ben calls out Jon for having a boner after hearing the story (I don't know if he had one since the camera was fucking up on my end, but I doubt it). Now the TTS is spamming Jon about his supposed boner and it's clearly bothering him.