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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The quotes that were allegedly said by someone else currently in the house about each fish.



Jet comes in with a bottle of "piss" and douses the bed and everyone on it. Jon taps out.



And the results of the "who talked shit about me" challenge, Vance gets a 20 minute break away from the bed, and Chris resumes sexually harassing Letty.

 
The challenge is over. Ben says Vance wins because Letty went and used the bathroom. Letty says that he said they could. Ben says he lied. Ben said he owes Vance 3 fish bucks and Josie 4. So yet again, another challenge with rules made up as they go along.

To be fair though. Letty did "win" fish bucks the same way from that hotdog eating challenge even though we all know Vance actually won. So I don't feel bad about Letty "losing" this challenge. Josie winning money despite giving up though, that sucks.

Also, it appears Chris pissed on Letty's bed while she was sitting in B4. I hope Piss Witch karma comes back to haunt him.
 
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Jon just walked into B4, looked around and probably wondered why he's taking Fatty's side so much.
 
Chris is getting bombarded by hate TTS for spitting on Letty. The retards are playing kitchen and living room TTS simultaneously making them both indecipherable.
Chris is consuming what seemed to be an entire package of link sausages with eggs (I think). There was no less than 10 sausages in this meal. He also, ironically, answered a TTS about eating a salad by saying he tried them and would leave them to the cows.
 
ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
The chat just asked Jon to read a verse out of 1st Corinthians and the nigger had to look at the table of contents to find it. I'm thinking this bible thing is an act.
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Everything about Jon is an act. The guy is fake as shit. His whole wannabe Alpha male persona is all taken from Andrew Tate. He's a weird autistic guy who took Tate completely at face value and reconstructed his personality to match that Tate image. The way he's gang up with Chris against Letty also shows he was never a good guy to begin with. He's just as quick to turn on people and be angry for no real reason.
 
DapperShark said:
Kill Chris. Behead Chris. Roundhouse kick Chris into the concrete. Slam dunk Chris into a trashcan. Crucify filthy Chris. Defecate in Chris’ food. Launch Chris into the sun. Stir fry Chris in a wok. Toss Chris into active volcanoes. Urinate into Chris' gas tank. Judo throw Chris into a wood chipper. Twist Chris' heads off. Report Chris to the IRS. Karate chop Chris in half. Curb stomp Chris. Trap Chris in quicksand. Crush Chris in a trash compactor. Liquefy Chris in a vat of acid. Eat Chris. Dissect Chris. Exterminate Chris in a gas chamber. Stomp Chris' skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Chris in the oven. Lobotomize Chris. Mandatory abortions for Chris. Grind Chris in a garbage disposal. Drown Chris in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Chris with a ray gun. Kick Chris down the stairs. Feed Chris to alligators. Slice Chris with a katana.
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Justified. Not even Sylvia deserves this amount of hatred like this subhuman blob does. Icuckkkz legitimately vindicated on this one. They'd better kick him off now before he rapes or injures someone.
 
Blitzsneed said:
Justified. Not even Sylvia deserves this amount of hatred like this subhuman blob does. Icuckkkz legitimately vindicated on this one. They'd better kick him off now before he rapes or injures someone.
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I keep seeing this opinion and I think we (Sam fans) are giving icuckz too much credit. I don't know the whole backstory, but I doubt that Fatty was promised anything in return for the documentary other than "exposure" from Ian's fanbase.

I think whether or not Fatty is a piece of shit (he is) and whether or not Ian knew this wouldn't have had any effect on how Ian treated him. Ian is a cuck-maxed, self-loathing, petty, busted husk of a former incel and his speeches about being a nice guy who has matured is all smokescreen meant to hide the fact that he is at his worst and wants everyone else to suffer because he's too stupid and embarrassed to fix his own life.


At least that's my retarded and uninformed opinion.

Edit: Yes, they should kick him. Continuing to gaslight the sex/rape joke will not end well.

Between 7:00 and 7:10PM Kitchen
Sam shoots steroids something after gaslighting Fatty that he needs to be injected. Fatty freak out and eventually agrees. Sam laughs and says you'd actually let me inject you with an unknown substance? And proceeds to inject it into his own (Sam) leg.
 
a great big cabbage said:
I keep seeing this opinion and I think we (Sam fans) are giving icuckz too much credit. I don't know the whole backstory, but I doubt that Fatty was promised anything in return for the documentary other than "exposure" from Ian's fanbase.
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I bet he got some money and blew it out of the window immediately.
a great big cabbage said:
I think whether or not Fatty is a piece of shit (he is) and whether or not Ian knew this wouldn't have had any effect on how Ian treated him. Ian is a cuck-maxed, self-loathing, petty, busted husk of a former incel and his speeches about being a nice guy who has matured is all smokescreen meant to hide the fact that he is at his worst and wants everyone else to suffer because he's too stupid and embarrassed to fix his own life.
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Ian is, no doubt about that. His thread is my main one aside from this project. But ASF is something else now. He's a lot more loathsome than anyone could've expected now.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Sam brings a syringe and injects himself with it (the fuck)
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Joke answer: It's pure black market Thai knock-off Viagra

Possible Real answer: I've seen fans speculate that Sam uses steroids. I believe he even did a video talking about it himself. I'm guessing the syringe was either 'roids or a harmless saline type thing. Since he laughed when Fatty agreed to take it and injected himself anyway, I suspect it was steroids and he didn't want to waste it on Fatty or risk any unforeseen side-effects.
 
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