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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The diarrhea spilled all over the floor, are they gonna put bleach on that shit or what? This is a biohazard. They're also saying this in chat:
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Odd, if they're packaging this as "episodes" to potentially sell somewhere it would be more attractive to have BTS considering that people will already know who the winner is. It would be about a reality show and the making of the show, seems like a waste to not have filmed in the basement.

Also possible spinoff:

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Odd, if they're packaging this as "episodes" to potentially sell somewhere it would be more attractive to have BTS considering that people will already know who the winner is. It would be about a reality show and the making of the show, seems like a waste to not have filmed in the basement.

Also possible spinoff:

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Isn't that the revenge porn faggot? How is he not in jail
 
They set Letty up for content, brother. When Jon finds out, make sure to turn your volume way down.
Content sure, but when you think about it, shit like this makes everyone hate her, cause they think she's that evil witch fucking with everyone, making it even harder for her to win.

Letty responds with the best comeback to a negative TTS I have heard on this show, so far.
 
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Garage kino. LOOK AT HER GOOOO.


 
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I just wanted to make a post about refocusing on what the winner might utilize the 30 grand for.

Letty - Fall guys skins (?) I'm gonna give her the benefit of the doubt and say she was being a jokester the most probable outcome is she uses that to go to school, I've heard her mention that once or twice and suspect that's her plan. Out of all of the returns on investment, Letty's would probably actually come out profitable, as much as I dislike the piss warlock she seems to have a sensible plan, and if she streams that might make things 10x easier.

Josie - I've only heard her mention selling t-shirts and she has no interest in streaming, I really don't see what the fuck she plans on using this money for, out of all three I feel like Josie would waste the money on weird hairbrained ideas that ape on her fleeting internet fame, she already has a degree (apparently) so maybe I'll have egg on my face when she manages to make that 30k work for her, but she's never really said what she plans on doing with it.

Vance - Down payment on a home, even with the housing market being weird this is a very sensible decision, he probably has a comfortable relationship and a dude like him could easily turn those winnings into even more money if he took care of the house.
 
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Josie - I've only heard her mention selling t-shirts and she has no interest in streaming, I really don't see what the fuck she plans on using this money for, out of all three I feel like Josie would waste the money on weird hairbrained ideas that ape on her fleeting internet fame, she already has a degree (apparently) so maybe I'll have egg on my face when she manages to make that 30k work for her, but she's never really said what she plans on doing with it.
Josie doesn't know exactly what she will do with it because she can't do any research right now.
With that said, her current ideas are...
  • Expand art merch
  • Set up a dog grooming business
  • Establish savings
She has thought about this out loud when alone and says buying personal stuff with it is "silly" and "kinda stupid." So no DDR machine, no car, no toys, etc. Though I wouldn't be surprised if she dipped into fishbuck money for this karaoke hangout she wants to do with her friends when she gets home, she seems to lump fishbucks in with the grand prize and doesn't assume she will win as of 2 nights ago.

I think she's got the most solid notion of how to propel herself towards her personal goals regardless of grand victory.

since Josie already drew a touhou character, I hope she gets a plush of the one she drew
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why the fuck did he bring his shitty yugioh card deck to the house in the first place? he's never taken it out until now (when it got destroyed), did the fat moron think that he'd meet someone to play it with?. what a fucking autistic faggot goddamn.
lol, he's homeless
he has nowhere else to stow his shit
It's wild how much Frank loves fatty despite him having so much in common with Boogie.
It's almost as if Frank didn't have a grudge against Boogie and was just fucking with him because Boogie is an unhinged retard who looks even more ridiculous when he's angry. I'm sure he would be happy to troll Fatty to death under different circumstances.
Literally no difference
Wrong. If you were stupid enough to eat it uncooked you would get several different kinds of parasites from the ASF meat.
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Letty looks like she's praying with some Naruto hand signs.
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There is so much that has gone to the wayside with this fucking show that it almost feels like the longest running bit it has(I know it's not, they're just retarded and lazy). Have they even come close to giving away all of the fishbux? I'm just catching up again (thanks niggas <3), watching some clips and it seems like the motivation has slipped into just winning out of spite. Can make it even more entertaining I guess but with all the shit they've pulled just the last two weeks the money feels less real than ever.

Also: Airsoftfatty will absolutely die after this shit is over - no money will help this retard out, Sam and co. will regret working with this sperg much like icuckkkz does. But at least he gave us one of the best fat guy falls :story:
 
Josie doesn't know exactly what she will do with it because she can't do any research right now.
With that said, her current ideas are...
  • Expand art merch
  • Set up a dog grooming business
  • Establish savings
She has thought about this out loud when alone and says buying personal stuff with it is "silly" and "kinda stupid." So no DDR machine, no car, no toys, etc. Though I wouldn't be surprised if she dipped into fishbuck money for this karaoke hangout she wants to do with her friends when she gets home, she seems to lump fishbucks in with the grand prize and doesn't assume she will win as of 2 nights ago.

I think she's got the most solid notion of how to propel herself towards her personal goals regardless of grand victory.



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A dekafumo (the first vid) is pretty pricey, and rare. I hope she had a good money stream before the mess started with a purchase like that.
 
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