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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Chris is a sex pest and anyone who donated to him is a sucker. Fuck him, he will be back to being homeless in a few months.
 
Vibe check.
Interesting that in a Letty confessional on YouTube is the first time I've seen the comments section sympathetic towards her.
Clearly all the stuff she's put up with has endeared her to the audience, obviously this forum has held that view for a while now.
But broader social media was still quite unsympathetic towards her until very recently.
Nobody liked Letty besides the weird niggas that just lust after anything with a Vagina and people with a scat fetish(don't know if there's a fetish for instigative cunts but they we're among the OG Letty lovers because Damn bruh dem crazy bitches have mad pussy skills and can stroke a mean cock, I can fix her). Her popularity now with a wider audience was gained when the staff decided to start picking on her which garnered her underdog status which then attracted all the people with a victimhood fetish.

Pledit: It seems the boost in support for Letty came in shortly after the Hog left. She used to be the Pinata for the wigger crew since her squealing was very funny and the only other person left who reacted positively (for the show) to the teasing and messing around with was Letty. Since Letty is now the only one getting messed with now enter the "sympathetic" and "empathetic" crowd.
 
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Ben tells Letty to start the washing machine with Jon's bible inside, she is reluctant but eventually does it.


Funny interaction with Shark and Letty trying to figure out what he means.


Jet gives another task to Letty, steal Josie's drawings and as many notebooks she can get, so he can sell them on Ebay


Josie punching Jon in the garage.


Shark tells Letty to tie up Vance and Chris (chris being a faggot all the way through)


Fat faggot Chris literally tries to claim Letty almost choked him, wants to talk to producers.


Letty tries to kill Chris with the lightsaber but he wakes up.
 
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I'll fully admit that my opinion of Jon has decreased dramatically but I am incredibly impressed he was able to felt Sam like that. God's Strongest Retard is beyond Sam's tard wrangling.
Sam gets bad roid rage anyway to be fair, but yes that was hilarious.
 
Some more analysis, I think while I'm watching there's always stuff going on so it's easy to feel like it's all chaos and things are happening in a whimsical, random fashion, but after decompiling all the events the planned structure of yesterday and today seems more obvious.

During the slavery challenge, production hoped for two bombs to go off, one on each contestant, to see how they would cope with it as a distraction.

Prior to the slavery challenge, Ben showed Letty that the Bible is in the washing machine and walked off. Jon had won the prior challenge by calling her the "grossest thing" in the house on top of every other offense he had made up until this point, so production thought Letty would hit the button without reservation. Instead she dithered and goes upstairs, and Ben had to practically beg her to do it even though she said she feels bad.

Within ten minutes of the start of the challenge a TTS asks Jon to double-check the washer to see that the minced pieces he overlooked before are actually his Bible. Jon loses it, predictably - but barring the time Letty is pulled aside and made to apologize to Jon for her role, SHE DOES NOT STOP CLEANING. Jon throws the chunks of Bible at her, all supervisors leave the room, she finds out he almost ripped her passport, Chris starts saying that ripping a passport is justifiable, all these dumbass things happen and she just keeps cleaning and doesn't leave the kitchen. Jet arrives at one point when everyone else has left the room and literally congratulates her and shakes her hand, then shouts "FISHTANK!!!"

On the flipside. I summarized it in my prior post but production spent literal minutes whipping up a scam that would distract Vance. He's told that his girlfriend is trying to stop the show, does his piece to the her to the camera, hides in his room in the dark until Jon checks on him, waffles from B3 to B4 and back again for 10 minutes, comes downstairs looking shellshocked and flees upstairs again, on and on and on.

Chris' vote didn't really matter to production at the end of the challenge as much as the actual question - did Vance or Letty keep the bit going despite the distraction? Letty has had so much practice with going to her happy place after 38 days in the tank they probably could have told her that Jon had successfully ripped the passport and that she would have to go straight to a Canadian embassy in the morning and she still would have kept cleaning. Vance however has maybe been harmed by a lack of attention - when Caminos distracted him during the "schizo bit" and then called him out for dropping the act, I guess that's a microcosm of something that he may have failed to learn.

I do think production expected this result, which is why the second challenge is so deliberately favorable to Letty. They want to push Vance into a corner to see him do things he wouldn't normally do.
 
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Ben tells Letty to start the washing machine with Jon's bible inside, she is reluctant but eventually does it.
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Funny interaction with Shark and Letty trying to figure out what he means.
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Jet gives another task to Letty, steal Josie's drawings and as many notebooks she can get, so he can sell them on Ebay
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Josie punching Jon in the garage.
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Shark tells Letty to tie up Vance and Chris (chris being a faggot all the way through)
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Fat faggot Chris literally tries to claim Letty almost choked him, and being an insufferable faggot, wants to talk to producers.
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Letty tries to kill Chris with the lightsaber but he wakes up.
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My favorite part is when he fakes passing out and vance just casually gets up and walks away lol
 
Just caught up. My thoughts on last night's shenanigans:

1. Okay did Jon legit get a boner wrestling fatty? It sure looked like one. That whole wrestling thing was super gay looking. It was funny when Josie almost choked Jon out though.

2. The massage and arm pit shaving thing felt really perverse. I know I'm a wimp, but I get uncomfortable when this show does anything sexual with the fish, there's something about that boundary that feels wrong to cross. I feel especially bad for Letty because the show has been trying to get her to massage Chris for days when she very obviously does not want to. No one wants to touch that fat disgusting beast, especially after he just got done playing with literal shit in the previous challenge. At least Letty wasn't alone, Vance also had to touch fatty.

3. Freaking LOL'd at Jon attempting to rip up Letty's passport. I have been disliking Jon ever since he came back, but this won me back over. This is when Jon is at his best, when he's causing mass chaos for everyone, not just picking on one person. It was funny to see everyone trying to stop him from committing a crime, and Sam was angry for real. Sam truly believed he could control Jon, but he was proven wrong yet again. Sam doesn't seem to get that you can't control legitimate autism meltdowns. That's why I think Fatty should go after he nearly beat Letty the other night. Autism sperg outs are unpredictable.

4. Vance is really pathetic. Him believing Sam and getting worried about his gf trying to break up with him shows how stupid he is. How can he believe a word out of Sam's mouth after he has already been proven to lie so much? How is it that Letty seems to be the only one who has figured out a long time ago that you can't trust a damn thing the producers say? Though I admit seeing Vance look so depressed does make me feel kind of bad for him. Vance is simply too nice. He really shouldn't be on this show.
 
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An interesting thought. It was obvious that Damiel was a plant, leaving for a few days and coming back and just being an all around worthless chigger.
With the amount of shit Letty has put up with, I could see production having guaranteed her a payout regardless of whether she wins or loses. It would explain why she seems so unphased by most of the disgusting shit done to her, she knows she's getting something in the end anyway.

Or maybe I'm as retarded as the people on this show.
 
FIND THE MOST DISGUSTING THING IN THE HOUSE CHALLENGE
Vance presents some mouldy sheets with food in them (?)


Jon presents Letty


Letty presents Chris' piss soaked underwear


Josie presents Chris' piss soaked mattress



Letty points out the hypocrisy of Chris' fake virtue signaling. (after he goes on a 15 minute tangent about his retarded pothead religion where everyone totally accepts one another duuuuude)


Warning: THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER (viewer discretion is advised)
Chris shows his shit covered toilet paper and a cup full of his liquid diarrhea/aids stool which he then proceeds to cup with his bare hands



Results:
Jon wins by chat vote but Sam gives fat faggot fishbucks too cause he "touched shit"
 
I feel especially bad for Letty because the show has been trying to get her to massage Chris for days when she very obviously does not want to. No one wants to touch that fat disgusting beast, especially after he just got done playing with literal shit in the previous challenge.
Not to mention they were giving him an autopsy earlier that day pointing out how all his folds have rashes and infections underneath.
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Letty trending on twitter now, fishtank in general has been popular on twitter, and now that Musk has lifted all the algorithm kikery letting stuff naturally trend, it is helping fishtank get more traction.
I hope Ben wakes everyone in the middle of the night to tell them the good news.
 
Nobody liked Letty besides the weird niggas that just lust after anything with a Vagina and people with a scat fetish(don't know if there's a fetish for instigative cunts but they we're among the OG Letty lovers because Damn bruh dem crazy bitches have mad pussy skills and can stroke a mean cock, I can fix her). Her popularity now with a wider audience was gained when the staff decided to start picking on her which garnered her underdog status which then attracted all the people with a victimhood fetish.
Then by that logic Sylvia should have surpassed vance in popularity too. How do you explain that inconsistency? Again, it feels like you're applying a blatant double standard here, why should your word be trusted if you can't be trusted to act equally with all contestants?

Also aren't you the one that dick rides Betty? An interesting thing you might want to know since you're such a big fan, I was following her twitter the other day, I noticed someone tried to accuse her of being BPD. She made a response tweet (which is now deleted, I was a retard not to keep it) that she's not BPD but rather AVPD (Avoidant Personality Disorder). Part of that disorder entails having an incredibly strong aversion to rejection, I would guess she's ONE OF THE BOYS because she's dug herself into a hole where she's so afraid of being tossed out by people like you that she has to continuously put out or get shut out.
 
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An interesting thought. It was obvious that Damiel was a plant, leaving for a few days and coming back and just being an all around worthless chigger.
With the amount of shit Letty has put up with, I could see production having guaranteed her a payout regardless of whether she wins or loses. It would explain why she seems so unphased by most of the disgusting shit done to her, she knows she's getting something in the end anyway.

Or maybe I'm as retarded as the people on this show.
She also brought up the question about Vance using 4chan to develop his music tastes. There was a popular "fancam" on fishtank twitter of Vance which used the song Frontier Psychiatrist, and the day after it took off she asked him if he had ever heard the song.

I don't think the reason is that she is the plant, I think they are giving her topics in the basement. Given everything that has happened I doubt she is any sort of plant, just that she is often given specific topics to introduce to the house in order to fuck with the other contestants. Like with the Bible, they probably tell her things about other fish and then go "do you think you want to tell them about that though? Up to you."

Anyway I'll add some clips in chronological order to add to the thread. My favorite parts are when someone asks Vance to do a let's go just after he thinks his GF is in hot water online and he goes "....leeet's... gooo.." and when Jon sees Vance having a Mental Breakdown and assumes it's because of Letty.






 
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An interesting thought. It was obvious that Damiel was a plant, leaving for a few days and coming back and just being an all around worthless chigger.
With the amount of shit Letty has put up with, I could see production having guaranteed her a payout regardless of whether she wins or loses. It would explain why she seems so unphased by most of the disgusting shit done to her, she knows she's getting something in the end anyway.

Or maybe I'm as retarded as the people on this show.
I have a hard time believing Letty has been a plant from the beginning but I've been wondering if she was offered a payout that time she spoke to Sam privately after she almost left.

Betty seems like she has a bit of a screw loose, I hope she spills more dirt or weird theories. She seems really butthurt that Sam didn't actually prefer her to Letty. I do wonder what his problem with her was though, she makes it sound like he was displeased with everything she did, not just showing tits, and I wonder why, because I thought she did a great job in her role.
 
I have a hard time believing Letty has been a plant from the beginning but I've been wondering if she was offered a payout that time she spoke to Sam privately after she almost left.

Betty seems like she has a bit of a screw loose, I hope she spills more dirt or weird theories. She seems really butthurt that Sam didn't actually prefer her to Letty. I do wonder what his problem with her was though, she makes it sound like he was displeased with everything she did, not just showing tits, and I wonder why, because I thought she did a great job in her role.
I don't think Letty has been a plant since day one, but I could see Sam & Co. having her replace Damiel as a plant after the port-o-potty incident and his (second) elimination. Kind of a "we'll pay to replace all your shit and then some, but you can't choose to leave no matter how bad things get".
 
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