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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Week 6 Elimination (Day 38 )
The Fish being flushed is:
Vance
Letty wins the Biggest Menace Challenge, and is not going home. The final two are Josie and Letty.
Archive (elimination begins at 4:24):
 
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VANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
>TOTAL VANCE DEATH
VANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
>TOTAL VANCE DEATH
VANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
>TOTAL VANCE DEATH
VANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
>TOTAL VANCE DEATH
VANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
>TOTAL VANCE DEATH
VANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
>TOTAL VANCE DEATH
VANCE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
>TOTAL VANCE DEATH
 
The shot before the elimination took place.
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3 days left. Letty vs. Josie.
 
>Vance completely botches the menace challenge
>Letty dominates it
>Vance gets eliminated
>Chat spams RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

Why are so many people in this fanbase so fucking dumb? This was incredibly obvious.
 
Letty abuse started immediately after Vance's elimination. Sam told Letty he has to sit in his car and punch the steering wheel a bunch before he leaves each night, because if he thinks about Lety while driving he'll crash into a family van. Then he called Letty "floor pig" so get ready for the paypigs to run that into the ground via TTS.

ETA: Vance shows off the book Sam gave him as a parting gift.
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Twatter fans are such cancer. When Vance did something to Letty, it was based and Vancepilled, but when Letty does anything to anyone, she's a vile bitch. What exactly were the fans expecting out of this show? It's a gross competition reality show, it's frustrating that Letty gets shat on for actually playing the game while Vance and Josie do nothing and get praised.

Anyways, I'm glad Vance is gone, he provided nothing. What book did Sam give him? I couldn't see.

I wonder how the show is going to go on. I feel bad for Letty because if she actually does fuck with Josie like she has everyone else, she's going to have a horde of Josie simps out for blood. If the show doesn't allow her to go after Josie, then I don't really see how this show is going to keep being entertaining, not unless they get more freeloaders to fuck with only Letty, and that's already old as fuck by now.

Question, is Jet being serious about the amount of fans watching when he said 100K? It says 10K on the live feed, but I know those numbers are skewed. Kind of messed up if he is lying, Vance thinks he has a ton more fans than he really does.
 
Well deserved L, Vance was pathetic and got absolutely demolished last night.
I look forward to the simp wars going into overdrive, as retards trip over themselves to defend the honor of their preferred 1/10 troglodyte.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Letty abuse started immediately after Vance's elimination. Sam told Letty he has to sit in his car and punch the steering wheel a bunch before he leaves each night, because if he thinks about Lety while driving he'll crash into a family van. Then he called Letty "floor pig" so get ready for the paypigs to run that into the ground via TTS.

ETA: Vance shows off the book Sam gave him as a parting gift.
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Legitimately a good book. It will be wasted on Vance.

I hope the final elimination challenge is a "Cut out Fatty's tongue challenge"

It won't matter who loses that challenge because afterward we will all be winners.

CoolFool said:
Twatter fans are such cancer. When Vance did something to Letty, it was based and Vancepilled, but when Letty does anything to anyone, she's a vile bitch. What exactly were the fans expecting out of this show? It's a gross competition reality show, it's frustrating that Letty gets shat on for actually playing the game while Vance and Josie do nothing and get praised.

Anyways, I'm glad Vance is gone, he provided nothing. What book did Sam give him? I couldn't see.

I wonder how the show is going to go on. I feel bad for Letty because if she actually does fuck with Josie like she has everyone else, she's going to have a horde of Josie simps out for blood. If the show doesn't allow her to go after Josie, then I don't really see how this show is going to keep being entertaining, not unless they get more freeloaders to fuck with only Letty, and that's already old as fuck by now.

Question, is Jet being serious about the amount of fans watching when he said 100K? It says 10K on the live feed, but I know those numbers are skewed. Kind of messed up if he is lying, Vance thinks he has a ton more fans than he really does.
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Book is Hagakure. It's a part history part philosophy of Samurai era Japan. Title means "hidden in the leaves" or some poetic shit like that.

EDIT: It truly is a great book and worth reading even if you are anti-weeb.
 
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I didn't watch what happened, but I'm so glad this spineless faggot lost, never liked him, just a complete pussy fence sitter. I just watched how he seethed and said he's rooting for le Josie before he left cause he got raped by Letty, from what I'm reading in here, lmfao, get fucked.
 
The last few weeks the only content Vance provided was yelling LET'S GO into the camera. Dude is not made for a reality show and really isn't that interesting of a person. He does seems like a nice guy though.
 
More accurate selection
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7:06-7:08PM BR4

Letty just responded to a TTS from "Pooky"

she goes on for a couple minutes gushing about it

Back story needed
 
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More analysis about Vance now that he's gone, rip. I'm glad I started to lean Letty after Frank's second visit and the whole "it's karma" bullshit.

So like I said during the slavery challenge Vance was basically stunned for a whole hour because of the crap they said about his girlfriend - I think the producers might have known that he would have been more rattled by the gaslighting than she was. During the Menace challenge last night Vance focused entirely on Letty. This morning, he kept doing it and got stuck because neither of them would give each other any space. He had said after the walking challenge and also many times before that he would never ever ever fuck with Josie or let anyone fuck with her.

Why? I don't know! I guess he's a retard! It's a competitive game! It's the one part of his mentality that I never fucking understood.

Anyway, by saying that he basically handed the producers the keys. Jet approached Vance and Letty after they had been stuck almost-kissing for an hour and said that their only job from here on was to go after Chris and Josie, and then said "Vance inhaled when I said that. He didn't like that."

I bet at some point he may have even told the producers that if it came down to it he would rather go home than be a dick to her. So hearing that from Jet was final confirmation that he was going home, more or less. He packed at one point and said it was because he was afraid Letty would go after his shit, which was accurate, but I think it was also probably because he had more or less heard the secret phrase.
 
They're going to need to come up with something quick, because I can see this turning into "Who can stay away from Fatty the longest" for the remainder of the show.
 
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also many times before that he would never ever ever fuck with Josie or let anyone fuck with her.
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It's funny because this faggot was praising machiavellian tacticts, basically would fuck anyone over to get ahead, that's what I understood from what he has been saying at least, and it was all bullshit. He bonded over muh poor Josie :(
 
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