🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[This Is Violence Now]

Jenga challenge:

Simmons' book has resurfaced.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Simmons' book has resurfaced.
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it's like "Mein Kampf"
all its critics have never read it

 

[Punitive Castration]

You can tell pre-camping era is where most people get their feels moments from. I appreciate how Fishtank has evolved over time with a dynamic atmosphere throughout.

I think the turning point of camping was probably Letty overhearing Damiel telling the other fish that he wanted to wring her neck. They had been sleeping apart until then and probably had said as bad of each other at times but that was the introduction of evil to the whole house.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I think the turning point of camping was probably Letty overhearing Damiel telling the other fish that he wanted to wring her neck. They had been sleeping apart until then and probably had said as bad of each other at times but that was the introduction of evil to the whole house.

For me. It was the Baby shaking scheme.

 

[K!w!Fartz]

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those poor monkeys. this image sends chills down my spine. wtf

 

[This Is Violence Now]

I think the turning point of camping was probably Letty overhearing Damiel telling the other fish that he wanted to wring her neck. They had been sleeping apart until then and probably had said as bad of each other at times but that was the introduction of evil to the whole house.

For me it was the night Sam kicked Simmons (unjustifiably), everything changed, Mauro left, Jon broke. Things would never be the same...

 

[CoolFool]

Right now the girls are doing a workout challenge. Chris is telling the girls what to do, while the other fatty is supposed to yell and make things annoying. I don't think this fatty has the heart to do it. He reminds me of Vance, he's trying to yell but it just sounds awkward. He isn't insulting them but just yelling "COME ON!". The other issue is that he's so fat and out of shape that he's just standing there panting and sweating. He gets the paper towels and is wiping sweat off of him. He's really red and clearly not doing well lol.

Chris makes the girls do 100 jumping jacks, which they do. He then tells them to do 100 pushups. The girls say they can't even do one. Chris tells them to try to do female pushups. Neither one of them are doing well, but Letty is doing much better. Josie is really struggling with this, I thought she would do better than Letty tbh but she's breathing hard and doing notably worse.

Fatty is still standing around, wiping himself and burning up. Again this guy is doing nothing and yet somehow dying. I don't know how Chris, who is fatter, is actually able to do more and recover and sound fine. Maybe all of that working out he's done in the tank has done some good.

Chris tells Josie that none of the pushups she's done count because she isn't doing it right. Josie for once sounds annoyed and keeps saying she doesn't know how to do them. Eventually Sam tells Chris to stop since Josie sucks, so Letty wins that exercise round. Now they're doing 100 knee ups or whatever. Josie is doing worse than Letty but still completes it. I'm guessing her legs are still sore from walking around with a chair for 11 hours.

The girls now have to lift weights. They only have one set of 2 lb dumbbells. Coin flip, Josie goes first. Has to do 100 arm lifts. Josie makes Chris show her how to do it and confirm she is doing it right before she starts so she doesn't end up doing a bunch of work that doesn't count. This is slow going, but she completes all 100 reps.

Letty's turn. She's actually faster than Josie and gets done much quicker. I don't know how Josie is doing worse, unless she is saving her energy or never completely recovered from that walking challenge.

Now Chris is making them walk 2,000 steps. Josie asks how they're going to keep up with their steps. Good question, Josie. I'm sure this will be a round that shenanigans happen. Anyway, Letty didn't get a long break after lifting weights, while Josie did. To be fair though, she walked for 11 hours already, so I'm okay with this.

 

[stink rink]

Funniest challenge in the entire show for the archive:

EDIT: Chris 2 got an EMT called for him after this challenge. He was nauseous, lightheaded and had heart palpitations.

 

[Targeted Individual]

“Those who hate themselves, cannot love or trust others.”
― Hideaki Anno
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[CoolFool]

The fatty (hence forth named Dilbert because he looks like him) eventually asks to leave the room because he's feeling sick. Again, I will remind you, this guy isn't doing ANYTHING. He's just standing there. Chris radio's down to Sam and asks if Dilbert can come down. Sam asks what's wrong. Dilbert says he's feeling nausea, burning up, and sweaty. He asks to go to the basement. Sam radios up and asks if McDonalds would help. Dilbert says no.

Dilbert is legit just standing there wiping his sweaty body and looking sick while the ladies are still walking. I can't believe how out of shape this guy is. It pains me to say this, but I'm actually impressed that Chris did way more exercise and movement, yet appears completely fine in comparison.

Dilbert can't take it anymore and leaves.

Edit: Sam radios up and claims Dilbert is dying from a heart attack and they're waiting on EMT. Obviously a bit.

Sam tells letty and Josie to tell Dilbert goodbye over the walkie talkie since it will be the last time. Letty says bye, and then Sam says "DILBERT JUST SHOT UP IN HIS SEAT! HE'S ALIVE!"

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This bit is designed to make Josie uncomfortable. Sam and Jet convinced Josie to say she loves Christian over the radio and now he's obviously perfectly fine and in B2 and the conversation is extremely awkward. Sam also had to tell Chris over the radio "stop ruining the bit."

 

[Aidan]

This bit is designed to make Josie uncomfortable. Sam and Jet convinced Josie to say she loves Christian over the radio and now he's obviously perfectly fine and in B2 and the conversation is extremely awkward. Sam also had to tell Chris over the radio "stop ruining the bit."

I was hoping they'd let him stay dead because Josie was buying it and clearly upset. Still funny and it's one of the most uncomfortable moments for Josie on the show.

 

[stink rink]

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Josie + Chris2
Day 39-Forever

What a beautiful ceremony guys. Wish these two well. It's fine guys I'm fine. I'm not sweating through my white gildan "stimming rn" t-shirt.
If I don't answer DMs, it's because I've successfully penetrated my neckbeard with a razor and slit my own throat.

Spoiler: my face rn

 

[Targeted Individual]

Funniest challenge in the entire show for the archive:
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EDIT: Chris 2 got an EMT called for him after this challenge. He was nauseous, lightheaded and had heart palpitations.

Josie The Hedgehog 3 & Letty (EDIT)

 

[This Is Violence Now]

Food challenge:

Somehow Josie won the workout challenge despite sucking at everything but the weight lifting. Garbage.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Somehow Josie won the workout challenge despite sucking at everything but the weight lifting. Garbage.

Contest was decided by Chris lol, Sam actually said "Chris says Josie, poll says Josie, winner is Josie." Chris shouldn't decide who wins on anything. Even if he decided Letty I'd still be pissed he's deciding the winner over an actual objective third party. It also seems like the "winner" is usually incredibly subjective. There hasn't been any real rules to follow, just "do your best and we'll decide who wins." They're doing this to make sure it's neck and neck the whole time most likely. It's very artificial and doesn't feel high stakes.

 

[CoolFool]

The girls are doing a weird challenge. I just tuned in so idk the rules or what exactly they are painting, but they're painting Chris and Dilbert's belly while Sam watches. Letty paint's on Chris, while Josie paints on Dilbert. Sam tells Letty she has to paint Chris's belly while making this weird baby talk. I bet Chris is getting a boner.

Can anyone explain more about this challenge?

 

[stink rink]

David Bowie vs. Soaring Eagle Eating Butter

 

[This Is Violence Now]

This is what this feels like so far.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Sam radioed in that Christian hasn't heard the condom story yet, so Fatty is telling it AGAIN. This has to be the 10th time.