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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Last night, after they introduced Chris-chin, they had both girls retell Chris' life story. Naturally, this included the condom story that Sam made Chris tell everyone 15 times before they booted Vance.

Josie went first.



TTS was nice enough to ask the two corpulent gentlemen to rub their tummies together. They instead slapped them against each other while Josie continued recounting Chris' life.




Once Josie finished, they brought Letty back in for her go.




Unfortunately, the archive pieces cut off in the middle of the condom story again, and the next video starts with this horrifying scene, after which Sam leaves and Letty sits down meaning I missed the end of Letty's retelling.



Spoiler alert, Letty lost because Chris was the judge of who did better.
 
The website says "first to 48 wins" - do they mean the first person to win 48 challenges (so theoretically 2 x 47 + 1 challenges) or best out of 48 (which can result in a tie). There's no way these niggas have even 48 actual challenges thought out so it's going to be a total mess. Dollars to doughnuts they are going to give up halfway through, so for the remaining points there's going to be some fucking dumb quiz where each correct answer results in a point or something like that.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
The website says "first to 48 wins" - do they mean the first person to win 48 challenges (so theoretically 2 x 47 + 1 challenges) or best out of 48 (which can result in a tie). There's no way these niggas have even 48 actual challenges thought out so it's going to be a total mess. Dollars to doughnuts they are going to give up halfway through, so for the remaining points there's going to be some fucking dumb quiz where each correct answer results in a point or something like that.
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I noticed that too. There will almost certainly be a challenge for 30 points or some dumb thing like this. I think the wiggers are too dumb and too lazy to write another quiz that would be several questions long to award points.

The fake ending was last "shark jump" for me. I can't bring myself to care about what happens when everything has become so fake, lazy, and ridiculous. Also, I don't want to hear Fatty or see his disgusting body with or without fluids. I watch now because I'm retarded and 'm curious to see how they will pull an ending for this out of their asses.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
The website says "first to 48 wins" - do they mean the first person to win 48 challenges (so theoretically 2 x 47 + 1 challenges) or best out of 48 (which can result in a tie). There's no way these niggas have even 48 actual challenges thought out so it's going to be a total mess. Dollars to doughnuts they are going to give up halfway through, so for the remaining points there's going to be some fucking dumb quiz where each correct answer results in a point or something like that.
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Goldstriker said that whoever has the highest by the end can also win and to not worry about it, just get as many points as you can.
 
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Good job Ben.

edit: also just to add some minor summary, Ben comes in and struggles to remove the closet doors (a TTS tells him "in order to remove the closet doors, run them over your dick and balls). Letty asks for a word in the bathroom and Ben gets annoyed but comes back after they talk with something rattly in a black bag. I'm not Sherlock Holmes but it was probably Midol or Tylenol.
 
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Absolutely disgusting. Fatty is downstairs humping Josie's plushies and talking about how they smell. I couldn't tell if he said they smell like Josie or just smell good. Either way, seeing his belly jiggle and hearing his annoying voice as he humps Josie's plushie is simply repulsive. I hope she doesn't snuggle up to it later.
 
Ben told Chrischin to lean in on being a Josiecel around Josie and stare at her feet.

Update: In a 1 on 1 with Jet, Josie says she doesn't believe Chrischin is actually a Josiecel because he's screwed some stuff up. He doesn't know his Josielore
 
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Sneedifarms said:
not sure how this hasn't been posted yet, but the fat coomer retard boogie is cheering on his fellow fat coomer retard chris.
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yeah, chris is just a younger boogie. not to brag :smug:, but i already called it:
Star Platinum said:
sometimes people would benefit by not second-guessing their eyes and ears. we evolved to recognize this shit subconsciously. even the supposedly "self-aware" freakshows are often abusing the narrative for pity, clout, escaping accountability, or money (see: boogie)
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Mauro sperged out on Twitter, blocked a bunch of people and then deleted the above tweet

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This is who Jet and Sam are competing against for sum sex. Can't believe they've allowed in their demise
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KingFrampt said:
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Mauro sperged out on Twitter, blocked a bunch of people and then deleted the above tweet

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Super Mauro bros not like this. What went wrong with our boy :(

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