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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
I hope that the duck toy will make a final comeback when the winner is declared. Or even better: when all goodbyes are said and everyone is gone. Jet as Red Shark appears a final time, cleans the kitchen counter, puts the toy at the center of the counter and puts it on. After an hour the cameras are turned off in succession, the kitchen cam as the last one. The site redirects to an empty page with the logo and a message: "THIS PROJECT HAS CONCLUDED, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!". Under the message a link to the merch store, that is kept up for 2 weeks until that is gone too.

gg no re
 
The last 3 days are likely going to be a total shitshow. Since they probably don't have the time to properly vet people, the chances are there's going to be at least one mentally ill simp coming in and I don't think two small girls confined in a room can really hold their ground against even one deathfat four times their size should things get out of hand.
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Devil's Avocado said:
The last 3 days are likely going to be a total shitshow. Since they probably don't have the time to properly vet people, the chances are there's going to be at least one mentally ill simp coming in and I don't think two small girls confined in a room can really hold their ground against even one deathfat four times their size should things get out of hand.
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This is so stupid. It might make it end quickly though, Josie is clearly uncomfortable with guys getting too close and doing gross stuff, so she might actually tap out or at least leave the room and lose points. Though that makes me feel even worse for Letty if she's alone against a perverted death fat.
 
FINAL ASSESSMENT OF THE REMAINING FISH:
Vance (ELIMINATED): A would-be villain who simply didn't have the guts to cross the finish line and was outdone by Letty in a stunning display of cunning brilliance
Letty: The antihero to end all antiheroes, facing her final and greatest challenge
Josie: The Vergil to Letty's Dante, prepared to pull out all the stops in order to finally best her rival
Chris: A biased and unfair judge that summons his obese cohorts to trip up and sabotage the remaining contestants, has become the Fishtank's final boss
 
Da weal Fishtank is the two fat wetawds

Wetty vs. Josie is just to milk weiwd people who are too emotionally invested into dis and might hunt the giwrls down to weaw deir skin.
Thank you fow coming to my TED talks.

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Chris is a freeloader and should never have gotten the prominence that he has. This is a huge miscalculation. I stopped watching the show as much when Chris appeared because I didn't want to look at him or hear his voice.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Hmmm, who will win? The injun who weighs 20 pounds more than Letty and who boxed with goldstriker? Or the neet who ways 90 pounds soaking wet
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So let me get this straight. One challenge let Chris, the person who hates Letty, be the judge on who won, the other challenge was about strength, where the 6ft mtf would win no matter what, and now I go to fishtank and see this, "orbiter challenge"
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Gee I WONDER who would win an orbiter challenge. Someone who watched fishtank for 5 minutes could tell you Josie would win this one instantly. So far this shit is rigged as fuck, and to think that there are retards saying Letty is coddled lmfao.
 
stink rink said:
Cool BTS Q/A with Sam and Jet in the living room

Things said about next season:
  • It will actually happen
  • There will be a new house
  • Jet knows all the things he did wrong this time
  • No season 2 date, still working out logistics
  • Sam wants better costumes
Things said about this season:
  • They didn't have enough money to give the fish lavelier mics
  • Sam does not own the house
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I don't believe anything Jet or the wiggers say. They could be saying S2 is a go to prevent people from acting on their anger about tokens or whatever.

I have serious press X to doubt on Jet knowing all the things he did wrong. He is still making retarded mistakes even now.

lavelier mics would be cool, but i think it will add other problems Jet may or may not be aware of. A good compressor/limiter bus for the house would eliminate 99% of the audio problems of this season. I will call BS that Sam (or someone in his crew) doesn't own the house. I have nothing to back that up except for my debilitating retardation though.

I want to believe a season 2 could happen, but I think if it's just going to be another wigger fantasy toilet tour then it will be pointless. I think Jet's major problem is just that he is "too close" to the show. I mean that, when a music producer is doing a mixdown he will take breaks for a day or two at a time to let his ears "refresh" before going back to mix the tracks. I think Jet has been too attached to the fish/concepts/whatever that he hasn't realized his "ears" stopped working. Combine that will living in the twitterchan echo chamber and we get the bad gags over and over. Fuck the audience for expecting humour to be funny! - Jet, probably.


TL;DR I have criticized the show a lot, but I only tuned out a few times before coming back to see it again. I think Jet has been his own worst enemy and I hope he can do some honest reflection before jumping into another season because "money"

This Is Violence Now said:
So let me get this straight. One challenge let Chris, the person who hates Letty, be the judge on who won, the other challenge was about strength, where the 6ft mtf would win no matter what, and now I go to fishtank and see this, "orbiter challenge"
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Gee I WONDER who would win an orbiter challenge. Someone who watched fishtank for 5 minutes could tell you Josie would win this one instantly. So far this shit is rigged as fuck, and to think that there are retards saying Letty is coddled lmfao.
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"ORIBTER" Battle to determine the winner.

Need I say more?
 
The challenges feel so blatantly unfair that I feel it has to be on purpose. I'm sure the crew love all the seething it causes, and it seems like their go-to tactic for content creation is making Letty suffer as much as possible.

Perhaps they want to make it look like Josie is going to win before they offer more challenges that Letty will win. They have to keep this going for 3 more days, so it would make some sense to make Josie look like she's winning on day one, then have Letty win on day two, making the final day a "either could win!" scenario. It would certainly make the fans more invested if they feel like either one could win.

On the other hand, I have learned that Jet and the crew can be pretty damn incompetent and don't think things through, so maybe they're just stupid and this challenge is going to fail in ways no one expected.
 
CoolFool said:
The challenges feel so blatantly unfair that I feel it has to be on purpose. I'm sure the crew love all the seething it causes, and it seems like their go-to tactic for content creation is making Letty suffer as much as possible.

Perhaps they want to make it look like Josie is going to win before they offer more challenges that Letty will win. They have to keep this going for 3 more days, so it would make some sense to make Josie look like she's winning on day one, then have Letty win on day two, making the final day a "either could win!" scenario. It would certainly make the fans more invested if they feel like either one could win.

On the other hand, I have learned that Jet and the crew can be pretty damn incompetent and don't think things through, so maybe they're just stupid and this challenge is going to fail in ways no one expected.
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Turns out they forgot to actually file the paperwork to eliminate Simmons and he wins by default.

I wouldn't even be mad.
 
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