🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[stink rink]

If only...

 

[Spatula]

So basically the final is Rei vs Asuka

 

[stink rink]

The first new fat guy enters the tank just as promised.

EDIT: fat guys name is Chrischin

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Oh boy, the condom story again.......................................................................................Shoot me.........................................I could close the tab.............................Why am I subjecting myself to this torture.......................

 

[teddyrancid]

A third fat guy has hit BR2. It's Jet.

 

[stink rink]

Cool BTS Q/A with Sam and Jet in the living room

Things said about next season:

• It will actually happen
• There will be a new house
• Jet knows all the things he did wrong this time
• No season 2 date, still working out logistics
• Sam wants better costumes

Things said about this season:

• They didn't have enough money to give the fish lavelier mics
• Sam does not own the house

 

[C. Cactus]

I wanted Letty to win but after listening to Josie perfectly recount Chris's incomprehensible rambling life story, not missing a single detail, I think she might have earned the W.

Also listening to Josie tell a detailed story about Chris having sex while Chris stares directly into the camera smiling is pure kino.

edit: Letty is doing a really good job remembering too actually. I bet they both guessed that they would be quizzed on this.

 

[Spatula]

Sylvia is on a twitter space right now.
If anyone cares.

 

[ChunkyKong]

Pics that go hard

 

[C. Cactus]

Sylvia is on a twitter space right now.
If anyone cares.

We don't.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

If it's just for this one challenge it's funny but if it is the whole 4 days I expect it to get stale.

So far it's been said that it's going to be them in this room (B2) for the 4 remaining days. And I'm a bit worried because of that. Since the majority of the remaining contests are going to be mini challenges I think we can all infer that the crew is going to come up with a retarded/simplistic challenges without reviewing them over to make sure they work, then just march upstairs and see how it hashes out. The crew is well known for doing this with average challenges, but since the challenges are "mini" they might get even lazier than previous ones. Basically, it could become a constant stream of subpar challenges that aren't well thought through.

For example, the fish just got done with a challenge to recite Chris's life story, Chris was the one who decided who did it better. To nobodies surprise Josie was the winner. Boring challenge that wasn't thought through well enough to consider Chris's bias against Letty. Nobody finds it interesting to sit through one of Chris's monotonous stories and hear it repeated to be given a result we already could've predicted. I hope they step up their game in the future.

Not to mention, a lot of the appeal of fishtank is it being in the house as a whole. Limiting it down to one bare bones room has the potential to go wrong really quickly due to it being so fucking boring for not only the fish, but for the viewers as well. A lot of the content that's been made has been environmental, such as Letty going into a room to fuck with Chris after he messed with her, or Josie giving her late night podcasts due to her being by herself in B1. Taking those content opportunities away is a bold move to say the least, and I don't think the crew is capable of making up for loss of the content potential due to their incompetency.

We can no longer rely on the fish to make content based on their own actions with the surrounding environments, but rather we have to solely rely on outsiders coming into B2 to cause something to happen. Basically, say goodbye to any Chris spergouts or Josie podcasts. I hope my pessimism is proven wrong, but the crew hasn't shown themselves to be competent during content vacuums.

Edit: The next challenge was the punch fatty challenge (uncreative and boring). Whichever fish punched harder won. Hmmm, who will win? The injun who weighs 20 pounds more than Letty and who boxed with goldstriker? Or the neet who ways 90 pounds soaking wet. It was Josie who won lol.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Hey Josiecels; does anyone have the video where Josie is cleaning, gets finished and a shark comes in a kicks around everything she sweeped up whilst TTS admonishes her for making a mess? I can’t find it

Also holy cow the Lettycucks really came out to cope after the fake ending. I didn’t know this thread would turn into, “she developed so much as a person” completely (conveniently) forgetting the shit and piss saga that was what? Like a week or two ago.

mentally ill Letty-lovers cope harder.
Disappointed that the Vancers aren’t crying louder (no love for the nice guy huh?)

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I swear most of the fan base are retard zoomer losers who are taking their anger out on being rejected at Letty. Josie is a literal retard so she seems more obtainable to them. That's the only thing I can think of as to why anyone would simp for Javier Bardem in a wig.

 

[Targeted Individual]

VANCE LOST THE CHALLENGE BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING BUT PROTECT JOSIE
THIS IS YET MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE SHOW IS RIGGED
LETTY IS TOO CODDLED​

• Vance Should've Won​

• Letty Derangement Syndrome​

• LMAO​

>CHANGE THE WORLD
>MY FINAL MESSAGE
>Yeah

 

[Lowercase I internet]

VANCE LOST THE CHALLENGE BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING BUT PROTECT JOSIE
THIS IS YET MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE SHOW IS RIGGED
LETTY IS TOO CODDLED​

• Vance Should've Won​

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• Letty Derangement Syndrome​

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• LMAO​

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>CHANGE THE WORLD
>MY FINAL MESSAGE
>Yeah

"Letty is the most beloved fished" niggas explain yourself.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Pics that go hard
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The Letty picture looks like an ISIS execution.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Actually it might be a twice a year thing according to a conversation that sam had with vance earlier in the season. Note that's a big: MIGHT.

he repeated the twice a year thing in the Twitter space the night the show "ended"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I swear most of the fan base are retard zoomer losers who are taking their anger out on being rejected at Letty. Josie is a literal retard so she seems more obtainable to them. That's the only thing I can think of as to why anyone would simp for Javier Bardem in a wig.

I've wanted to tell my close friends about fish tank but the freakish way people act with the parasocial shit made me avoid it. It really bothers me because they ask me what I'm watching and I just have to bullshit them.

 

[Blitzsneed]

I hope that the duck toy will make a final comeback when the winner is declared. Or even better: when all goodbyes are said and everyone is gone. Jet as Red Shark appears a final time, cleans the kitchen counter, puts the toy at the center of the counter and puts it on. After an hour the cameras are turned off in succession, the kitchen cam as the last one. The site redirects to an empty page with the logo and a message: "THIS PROJECT HAS CONCLUDED, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!". Under the message a link to the merch store, that is kept up for 2 weeks until that is gone too.

gg no re

 

[Devil's Avocado]

The last 3 days are likely going to be a total shitshow. Since they probably don't have the time to properly vet people, the chances are there's going to be at least one mentally ill simp coming in and I don't think two small girls confined in a room can really hold their ground against even one deathfat four times their size should things get out of hand.