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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Idk, female autism presents differently from male autism. It's less loudly talking about trains to anyone who'll listen, more quietly drawing and obsessing over things. She might just not know she's autistic.

I also hope Cobes comes in for S2 and maybe Cyraxx. I want to see him interact in regular human spaces with other people.
goddammit i'm trying to take a break from the Cyraxx thread. PLEASE. (but if he does show up music biz marty needs to be there too, fallen troll or not).


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Betty update because its amusing: she has given up on reasoning with Lettycucks but won't private her Twitter because she still craves updoots.
 
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Now they have to listen to Chris's life story, but Sam told him to use a Jar Jar Binks voice and TTS keeps interrupting him so he is repeating himself over and over. I would go insane almost immediately, props to them both.
 
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Oh boy, the condom story again.......................................................................................Shoot me.........................................I could close the tab.............................Why am I subjecting myself to this torture.......................
 
Cool BTS Q/A with Sam and Jet in the living room

Things said about next season:
  • It will actually happen
  • There will be a new house
  • Jet knows all the things he did wrong this time
  • No season 2 date, still working out logistics
  • Sam wants better costumes
Things said about this season:
  • They didn't have enough money to give the fish lavelier mics
  • Sam does not own the house
 
I wanted Letty to win but after listening to Josie perfectly recount Chris's incomprehensible rambling life story, not missing a single detail, I think she might have earned the W.

Also listening to Josie tell a detailed story about Chris having sex while Chris stares directly into the camera smiling is pure kino.

edit: Letty is doing a really good job remembering too actually. I bet they both guessed that they would be quizzed on this.
 
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If it's just for this one challenge it's funny but if it is the whole 4 days I expect it to get stale.
So far it's been said that it's going to be them in this room (B2) for the 4 remaining days. And I'm a bit worried because of that. Since the majority of the remaining contests are going to be mini challenges I think we can all infer that the crew is going to come up with a retarded/simplistic challenges without reviewing them over to make sure they work, then just march upstairs and see how it hashes out. The crew is well known for doing this with average challenges, but since the challenges are "mini" they might get even lazier than previous ones. Basically, it could become a constant stream of subpar challenges that aren't well thought through.

For example, the fish just got done with a challenge to recite Chris's life story, Chris was the one who decided who did it better. To nobodies surprise Josie was the winner. Boring challenge that wasn't thought through well enough to consider Chris's bias against Letty. Nobody finds it interesting to sit through one of Chris's monotonous stories and hear it repeated to be given a result we already could've predicted. I hope they step up their game in the future.

Not to mention, a lot of the appeal of fishtank is it being in the house as a whole. Limiting it down to one bare bones room has the potential to go wrong really quickly due to it being so fucking boring for not only the fish, but for the viewers as well. A lot of the content that's been made has been environmental, such as Letty going into a room to fuck with Chris after he messed with her, or Josie giving her late night podcasts due to her being by herself in B1. Taking those content opportunities away is a bold move to say the least, and I don't think the crew is capable of making up for loss of the content potential due to their incompetency.

We can no longer rely on the fish to make content based on their own actions with the surrounding environments, but rather we have to solely rely on outsiders coming into B2 to cause something to happen. Basically, say goodbye to any Chris spergouts or Josie podcasts. I hope my pessimism is proven wrong, but the crew hasn't shown themselves to be competent during content vacuums.

Edit: The next challenge was the punch fatty challenge (uncreative and boring). Whichever fish punched harder won. Hmmm, who will win? The injun who weighs 20 pounds more than Letty and who boxed with goldstriker? Or the neet who ways 90 pounds soaking wet. It was Josie who won lol.
 
Hey Josiecels; does anyone have the video where Josie is cleaning, gets finished and a shark comes in a kicks around everything she sweeped up whilst TTS admonishes her for making a mess? I can’t find it

Also holy cow the Lettycucks really came out to cope after the fake ending. I didn’t know this thread would turn into, “she developed so much as a person” completely (conveniently) forgetting the shit and piss saga that was what? Like a week or two ago.

mentally ill Letty-lovers cope harder.
Disappointed that the Vancers aren’t crying louder (no love for the nice guy huh?)
 
I swear most of the fan base are retard zoomer losers who are taking their anger out on being rejected at Letty. Josie is a literal retard so she seems more obtainable to them. That's the only thing I can think of as to why anyone would simp for Javier Bardem in a wig.
 
VANCE LOST THE CHALLENGE BECAUSE HE DID NOTHING BUT PROTECT JOSIE
THIS IS YET MORE EVIDENCE THAT THE SHOW IS RIGGED
LETTY IS TOO CODDLED

  • Vance Should've Won
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  • Letty Derangement Syndrome
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  • LMAO
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>CHANGE THE WORLD
>MY FINAL MESSAGE
>Yeah
 
I swear most of the fan base are retard zoomer losers who are taking their anger out on being rejected at Letty. Josie is a literal retard so she seems more obtainable to them. That's the only thing I can think of as to why anyone would simp for Javier Bardem in a wig.
I've wanted to tell my close friends about fish tank but the freakish way people act with the parasocial shit made me avoid it. It really bothers me because they ask me what I'm watching and I just have to bullshit them.
 
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