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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Time up! Results:
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DankSmoker said:
He fucked with the plushies, kicked in her door multiple times while she was sleeping, tossed the piss mattress in her room, attempted to remove her socks, probably other stuff I missed. But when Vance and him were having their gay little standoff he admitted it himself. Sylvia and later Mauro were the only people he was really able to hassle.
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ManiacalChrisBenoit said:
Yeah, but you can do it without the obvious bias. Also Frank didn't even make an effort with her. I don't know why people say Frank gave up when he didn't even try with Josie.
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I have a theory:
Fatty doesn't let himself be subjected to all this retarded shit because he thinks it's funny. He does it because this is the closest he will ever get to 2 skinny women without them trying to flee or calling the police. Let alone touch him.
 
CoolFool said:
It's interesting that Josie is supposed to be the artist of the fish tank, yet Letty's art skills seem more or less on the same level as Josie.
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Josie mainly draws calarts style blobs and chibi anime shit, which is all lazy. Letty trying and failing at painting a Goya on Chris for the first fat guy art challenge at least shows she knows more about art.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
I have a theory:
Fatty doesn't let himself be subjected to all this retarded shit because he thinks it's funny. He does it because this is the closest he will ever get to 2 skinny women without them trying to flee or calling the police. Let alone touch him.
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Also because he is literally homeless and his options are play along or go try to find somewhere to sleep outside.
 
Your Favorite New Friend said:
Also because he is literally homeless and his options are play along or go try to find somewhere to sleep outside.
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Nah you're giving him too much credit.
They're not gonna kick him out. He could just lounge around, hang out in the basement like damiel did, etc. He's doing this to be around/be touched by ladies. Because he is who he is.
 
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Your Favorite New Friend said:
Also because he is literally homeless and his options are play along or go try to find somewhere to sleep outside.
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They already got him a GoFundMe which already exceeded the original goal of 10k iirc, but he is the last element of chaos since the producers are burned out, so attached to the fishes that jet is sleeping in the piss closet and offering josie to stay longer to stream with them.

Most recent challenge was a Star Wars intervention (judged by chris), Letty made most sense but Josie won because she told Chris he was lusting after fictional characters. Chris says that his black beauties dont jive with that. Chat keeps saying Star Trek is better but true Chads watch Stargate imo.
 
DankSmoker said:
They already got him a GoFundMe which already exceeded the original goal of 10k iirc, but he is the last element of chaos since the producers are burned out, so attached to the fishes that jet is sleeping in the piss closet and offering josie to stay longer to stream with them.

Most recent challenge was a Star Wars intervention (judged by chris), Letty made most sense but Josie won because she told Chris he was lusting after fictional characters. Chris says that his black beauties dont jive with that. Chat keeps saying Star Trek is better but true Chads watch Stargate imo.
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Having fatass judge anything is one of the most retarded things ever. He's actually retarded and incredibly biased. Has letty won ANYTHING he judged?
 
This probably makes a boring conversational topic but I can't help thinking about it the longer The Cell 2: II goes so... why haven't either of them tried to fool the other into leaving yet?

I'm not a special type of person in any way but I'm impatient and I take shortcuts and scam like shit in a game as soon as I notice my opponent might fall for it. So watching Josie and Letty play straight is playing up that instinct. Just a few random ideas:
  • "Josie... Josie wake up... I've been trying to get the producer's attention but they haven't responded, my fucking stomach is killing me... I can't even stand up... seriously... could you run to the basement?"
  • "OH SHIT! Was that Chris screaming? Is he okay? I think it was coming from Bedroom 4!"
  • Literally as soon as Josie turns around her bedding goes out the door. I don't even give a shit about my own bedding. Accelerationism wins.
  • Upon returning from any particular time the producers have called me out of the room "Jet said he wanted to see you in the basement for an interview."
  • Literally as soon as my opponent leans out the door to throw trash she is getting soaked. I don't care about with what. Either that or something loud and metal is about to make an incredibly loud sound behind her.
I guess I get that once they've invested 42 days, the appeal of trying to win the game in a split second using some dumb bullshit might seem like a bad idea, but like, try it just once, right? You only can do it once before their guard is up, so do it once and then play it straight. The games are obviously rigged so you might as well be a better advocate of yourself in the face of that.
 
DankSmoker said:
He fucked with the plushies, kicked in her door multiple times while she was sleeping, tossed the piss mattress in her room, attempted to remove her socks, probably other stuff I missed. But when Vance and him were having their gay little standoff he admitted it himself. Sylvia and later Mauro were the only people he was really able to hassle.
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She doesn't care about some random plushies she just got for free, and he barely tried to remove her socks. Then afterwards gave her a gift cause he felt bad for fucking with Jet's squaw.
 
Something funny finally happened after hours of nothing, Sam got the door stuck in the frame and couldn't open it, so he kicked the entire door off. It's completely fucked.
 
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