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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
So does Josie have 47 or 45 points? The ticker says 45, but unless I'm reading wrong, the pad on the show says 47.
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They haven't been updating it because Sam's tech goblins are all retarded. I think Josie has 48 and Letty has 47 right now (just based on what the chat is saying) but I'm not sure.
 
C. Cactus said:
The Cell 2 II is less entertaining for sure, but I'm not sure what they could have done different. Keeping them in the same room ensures that they interact instead of just sleeping in different rooms and not talking, and the show is supposed to be a mental endurance based series of challenges anyway. I can't think of a better way to structure it. Some of the mini challenges have been very entertaining, but they definitely should have planned more of them in advance so they didn't have to do the stupid ones like "guess the time" or "can Goldstriker punch through the wall?".
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Prepping them like it would be a boxing match with a weigh in, Chris dressed as Don King (blackface optional) would have been a great start to the challenge. But these fake wiggers that dont even have a tagging pen to make the score visible probably wouldn't manage to pull that off.
 
Gonna tell my kids this was Pantera
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Lowercase I internet said:
My view on him is negative now. He should've stayed dead and off the show. Him coming back just showed he was spiteful of a woman who never really did anything wrong, and his consistent yelling at a 90 pound leaf was autistic and showed he's not much of a man
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She tried to say he was coming onto her and that he was the one that asked to give her a foot massage etc the same day he left lol and this is provably false
 
D_Tractor said:
Chris' ex boyfriend Robert wants to be on next season.
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Fishtank was missing an actual murderous sociopath. Part of me hopes he gets in but it would be a huge liability if he did.
CoolFool said:
Yeah, I mean I get all of this and it's fair point. Personally, I can't really get mad at him though because it's obvious the guy is legit actually autistic and very easily manipulated and confused. I don't find it really his fault that he was manipulated into hating Letty, Twitter is cancer and unfortunately he didn't stand a chance against that kind of manipulation, especially when the crew were also encouraging it. I agree he shouldn't have been brought back, though I still thought it was really funny the way everyone was running to stop him from ripping up Letty's passport and how mad he made Sam.
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I do feel sorry for John. Imagine being him and seemingly being taken under the wing of Sam Hyde only to find out he was openly calling you a retard(And not as a joke like I was.) and snickering at you behind your back the entire time. Alongside all the people he called friends in the house doing that too and plotting against him.

Lets be honest though. As much as I like the Piss Lich now she did engage in slagging Jon off a few times and did fuck with him and manipulate him. He's probably pissed off and worked off his feelings in a really autistic and spiteful way. I do hope Sam took him aside after the passport thing and straightened everything out with Jon before he left again. But I doubt it. Then again, Sam bought everyone back for WP2 so maybe he's changed enough to see when to stop being a character and level with a guy.
 
What challenge are they currently doing now? I can't tell and tuned in late.

edit: The ticker says Josie has 48, so why are they even doing this lol
 
Did they smoke the weed or something? I've never seen Josie talk so much (outside of being forced via challenge) to Letty and seem to enjoy it.
 
Logic said:
Represents Jet's friend Sim candidate, a "blank slate" with widespread appeal as well as a HUGE money sink for Mentally Ill fans. She can be legitimately entertaining when given certain prompts but otherwise is unextraordinary and has not been proven to be able to stand the trials that are hellhouse. Experiences of hazing during the show have been few and far between, as well as being extremely mild whenever it does happen. Put on a pedestal, infantilized, even deified by some; treated more as an object to be revered than an actual person. Is frequently painted as "having very few flaws and always considerate of others", an ideal we'd like to achieve in ourselves but can't. Josiecasts can be very comforting for lonely or bored folks who are interested in what she has to say. But from what I've seen its just fans spending 30-40 bucks to ask questions to get to know her. Just save it for when she streams I guess.
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You nailed it. Perfect summary of Josie. Even Frank hassle who was hyped up as being the meanest most unhinged person on the show just tore up some of her plushies then gave up messing with her. She's gotten special treatment from day 1.

I think a big part of Josie's image of having less flaws then Letty is simply down to her just not talking nearly as much as her. When you share less information about yourself people can make up whatever they want about you and Josie incels want to believe she is perfect.
 
CoolFool said:
Did they smoke the weed or something? I've never seen Josie talk so much (outside of being forced via challenge) to Letty and seem to enjoy it.
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They smoked the tobacco and Sam told them to be interesting while they were alone in the room. So yeah the nicotine plus Sam directly telling them (Josie) to be interesting meant Josie was gonna be more into it.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
You nailed it. Perfect summary of Josie. Even Frank hassle who was hyped up as being the meanest most unhinged person on the show just tore up some of her plushies then gave up messing with her. She's gotten special treatment from day 1.

I think a big part of Josie's image of having less flaws then Letty is simply down to her just not talking nearly as much as her. When you share less information about yourself people can make up whatever they want about you and Josie incels want to believe she is perfect.
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“it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to talk and remove all doubt.” - Mark Twain.
 
What challenge are they doing right now?

And does anyone know when this is supposed to actually end? I have shit to do, damn it.

Edit: I guess Josie and Letty were debating about which country is better (Canada or USA) and neither won. Now they're apparently going to do a mud wrestling competition. Sam says he's sick of streaming so the cameras were off. Right now they're back on and the crew is inflating a pool in room 2. Are they really going to do mud wrestling? Place yer bets.
 
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This entire finale has sucked. Sam was literally in the room going through notes asking Jet if they already did challenges, not keeping track of scores right on the ticker or on the paper sheets, having the paper sheets have really thin writing so you can't see the scores half the time on the low-res webcams, making up scoring for the challenges as they go, and just generally fucking with the girls not in a way to get something funny to happen but more just to kill time despite them not reacting to Ben spraying them with water over and over.

You'd think they would at least have the major parts of the show figured out before they started filming, but judging by the web hosting fuck up, Simmons, audio/technical issues constantly, and now this, I really think they just said "we'll figure it out when we get there, fuck it we'll improv it" for almost everything on the show.
 
The Cell 2: II
Rundown of The Mini Challenges​

86. Reroll Paper Towels: Josie W
87. Beatbox Challenge: Letty W
88. Belly Flop Chris Challenge: Letty W
89. Spinning Chris In The Ground Challenge (shaving cream on his back): Josie W
90. Panic Attack (increase your heart rate) Challenge (Letty: 140/ Josie: 160): Josie W
91. Cheriot Challenge: Tax L/ Jet L (weak)
92. Jump In One Leg Challenge: Letty W
93. Love Quest 2 (II) (get Chris a girlfriend): Josie W I think they forgot about this one TBH (They didnt)
94. Extreme Makeover Challenge (hairstyle with hair gel): Letty W
95. Hula Hoop Challenge: Letty W
96. Unroll/ Reroll/ Smoke a Cigar: Josie W
Josie Exchanged 5 Bathroom Tickets For A Point
97. Dont Drop The Ball Challenge: Letty W
98. Twister: Letty W
99. Cracking Bones Challenge: Josie W
SCORE SWITCH
100. Trip Ben Challenge (Josie sexually assaulting Ben): Josie W
101. Canada vs USA Debate (talk over each other): NO ONE IT WAS A WASH
102. Mud Wrestling: Josie W

Results:
JOSIE: 52 (∞) / LETTY: 51 (?)

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"Sylvia Large" -TTS, 29th of May 2023

(I think they are going to mud wrestle now but idk it seems like the challenges are over)
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The pool won't inflate, so they're just going to fill it up with garbage and mud. Apparently. I dunno if this is just another bit or not. I'm sure Letty stans will be angry if it's real since there's no way Letty beats Josie, who is heavy and taller.

Edit: Jet says this is the last chance for anyone to go home without any consequences because it's apparently about to get way worse. Poll wants Chris to get in the mud too,

Frank has returned and is in the room.

Edit: This is painful to watch, Josie is just too big. Letty is trying but Josie ain't budging.

Edit: Josie easily wins. Sam says best two out of three. Josie wins again. Lol

Edit: Sam changes the points, says Josie has infinity points and Letty has "?". The crew has left to talk about something. Letty is covered in mud, Josie just has mud on her legs. Letty and Josie look pretty spent and done with life, I think everyone just wants this to end already.

Edit: At this point the crew should just ask both Letty and Josie if they would be cool with splitting the money.
 
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