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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Lowercase I internet said:
My view on him is negative now. He should've stayed dead and off the show. Him coming back just showed he was spiteful of a woman who never really did anything wrong, and his consistent yelling at a 90 pound leaf was autistic and showed he's not much of a man. It got to the point where he wouldn't even comply with crew due to his seething. And not in a fun way like how he fought against the sharks when he was a contestant. He was easily manipulated by twitter and Letty A-Logs. He went from being an unpredictable genuine autistic guy we all loved, to a guy who played into the predictable "hate Letty" mantra.
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Completely agree with you about Jon. I was a big fan the first couple weeks and I had this image of him in my head as a not too bright but good natured god fearing man. Then he came and immediately ganged up on Letty with Chris and fucked with her for no real reason other then he saw other people doing it. There was no reason for him to even be mad at Letty she did nothing to him. It was very sheeplike and cowardly for a guy who claims to be an alpha male. Then the passport meltdown happened and that fllatout made me dislike the guy. He spent the entire day tormenting Letty then she gets her revenge and he just melts down like a child. He's fine fucking with other people but the second he gets pushback he cries and has a meltdown.
D_Tractor said:
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I FUCKING CALLED IT. If anyone was BPD on the show it was Betty.
 
The crew is back. Sam is sick of TTS, tells Jet to rip the speaker off, which was p funny.

Anyway, Sam is discussing who the winner is. Telling the fish their positive traits and stuff at the moment. Says Letty probably honestly won this whole competition.

Sam tells Josie that his fans rigged every single fan competition. Says that it's a great way to win a competition, but also a great way to ruin it and ruins the fun. Sam says on season 2 he will hire a slut from Target to judge competitions.

Sam says he doesn't actually hate Letty, but her fans are nuts and claims they sent the crew death threats. Says he's over that, but the actual issue is that Letty smoked weed. So, she lost the competition. Says he isn't joking and she legit lost.

Says Josie should have read her contract. That the contract clearly says there is no guarantee that anyone will get any money and that Sam owns all the rights to their life's story.

Sam says he spent almost all budget on lawyers so this is all legal.

Sam is now shitting on the fans and says the show is shut down because of the fans trying to shut it down. Tells the fans they're pathetic for spending 6 weeks watching people pick up turds and other gross stuff. Sam says fans are pathetic and that there is a whole world out there yet they're watching this show. Says he's not joking, fans are retarded and need to hear this for their own good. Said he won't be streaming again after this, he has bigger project (MDE2) to worry about.

Says that's all folks and leaves.
 
I try to tune in to see what's going on and the fat disgusting slob is still being a fat disgusting slob.

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Jet says he doesn't know why Sam is acting like this. Letty asks if they get paid for fishbucks at least. Jet says he doesn't know and will talk with Sam. Comes back and tells Letty to get all of her fish bucks. She goes off and finds them. Says she has 16 but can only find 14.

Sam doesn't really care about this and is looking for his phone and clothes. Letty goes back into the piss closet, I guess she doesn't wanna be seen. Josie is just stimming in the corner. Chris is sitting around not saying anything. Everyone looks done with life.

Would be funny if the competition is about who actually leaves the house last for real and that's the true winner. But I doubt that.

Chris finally says "There's no way this isn't a troll..."

Josie says "You think so?"

Chris says he doesn't actually know.

edit: Crew comes in and says to go pack their stuff. Everyone is off to pack up their shit.
 
He also said that there will be a season 2. This ending was funny and I probably should have seen it coming.

When did Letty smoke weed? I remember people talking about it after but I didn't see it happen. Was it chris's cbd vape?
 
C. Cactus said:
He also said that there will be a season 2. This ending was funny and I probably should have seen it coming.

When did Letty smoke weed? I remember people talking about it after but I didn't see it happen. Was it chris's cbd vape?
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When Chris returned he told her it was CBD and he handed it to her dingaling.
 
Chris has a shirt on! Yes, that is the most interesting thing happening right now.

Edit: Jet tells Chris to go talk to Sam. Says that Sam is very mad and not listening.

Chris is upstairs talking to Sam (while Josie packs in the same room) about how he knows what the contract said but that the girls deserve money for dedicating 6 weeks of them life. Sam says no. Chris says at least give them their fishbucks. Sam says no.

Chris says that Sam's reputation will be ruined. Sam says that it can't get any worse. Chris says it can. Sam explodes and says that Josie broke the rules by not reading her contract. I think he scared Josie off.

Chris says Sam is acting like a child. Sam screams at him to leave. Chris asks if he will still be paid at least. Sam says that Chris will be paid handsomely before leaving.

Josie comes back and asks Sam if he would like to sell her favorite plushy to get money. Sam is touched by the niceness. Yells "JOSIE MY BOY! YOU'VE WON! YOU'VE WON THE FISH TANK!!" lol
 
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