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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Jet feels envious
Part n parcel of being on the edgy side of the net.
Letty hasn't so much as liked a tweet since August 11
Been curious about this. I had higher hopes for her when she was walking off the show.

The Damiel League of Legends thing seems to be partial truth and partial shitposting. Jet and Sam have gone hard on bullshit Twitter engagement lately and it works but that doesn't make it any less pathetic.
Having seen plenty of Damiel post-tank, he's a bigger loser than I imagined when he was on the show which is kinda funny in its own way. Any attention is good attention to him.

Update: Jet tweeted this showing he's at least on episode 3/10 right now. Wigger organization for "professional" editors is mad abominable.
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The Damiel League of Legends thing seems to be partial truth and partial shitposting. Jet and Sam have gone hard on bullshit Twitter engagement lately and it works but that doesn't make it any less pathetic.
Having seen plenty of Damiel post-tank, he's a bigger loser than I imagined when he was on the show which is kinda funny in its own way. Any attention is good attention to him.
I have vague theories about Damiel, I feel like I would be wrong to assume he's stayed in Brooklyn since the show last weekend for no reason. There's probably something in New York again this weekend that he's trying to do so he was killing time as cheaply as possible by sitting around in some dude's apartment playing League... He's always so vague but I thought he had gone back to working at the restaurant, there's no way he still works there now though. And it's not like he was trying to get home to Arizona to see Autumn, anymore.

I try not to guess because it's like he's still a plant, he's lying about his irl half the time.

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Been curious about this. I had higher hopes for her when she was walking off the show.
Yeah, it sucks. And every time she's made a return so far out of the silence, she's received a mercifully high amount of attention to her streams, when she goes live at a mainstream time on a mainstream platform.
If it's because of Jeremy, alright, understandable. But if she's sitting at home going "i am afwaid of da computer" I would be ticked at the waste of clout and rejection of the confidence everyone showed in her at the end of the show. Sylvia is literally puking at her desk trying to get the courage to stream to 20 people, sure, but I thought being on the show would've shown Letty she's got more spine than that.

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I guess he's picking up speed. A bit. You can maybe use the dates here to gauge something if you're smarter than me.
 
Luke has been nonstop asking Josie about V5 for the past week or two. I'm not sure if it's something she's doing for one of his own projects or if they're trying to collaborate on Josie's behalf, but it's simultaneously funny and incredibly sad that he hasn't realized dumping thousands of dollars on her won't make her pay any more attention than she wants to, or remembers to. I feel for Josie, I would hate to have to deal with these idiots blowing loads of money on me and expecting my time and attention in return

Update: Jet tweeted this showing he's at least on episode 3/10 right now. Wigger organization for "professional" editors is mad abominable.
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The iterative saving system that Sam mentioned has actually saved my ass during a few projects but I'm not going all the way up to v41 like Jet. If I ever make enough significant changes that I'm going past v5 or 6 on a project I'm keeping notes on the changes in a notebook or right in the filename. This is just madness. Can he tell the difference between v24 and v36 off the top of his head? Probably not

Yeah, it sucks. And every time she's made a return so far out of the silence, she's received a mercifully high amount of attention to her streams, when she goes live at a mainstream time on a mainstream platform.
If it's because of Jeremy, alright, understandable. But if she's sitting at home going "i am afwaid of da computer" I would be ticked at the waste of clout and rejection of the confidence everyone showed in her at the end of the show. Sylvia is literally puking at her desk trying to get the courage to stream to 20 people, sure, but I thought being on the show would've shown Letty she's got more spine than that.
It's sad to say but I think Letty might be the first fish to fully wash out of the Fishtank to Internet personality pipeline

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That specific YT comment from Luke is gone. Are you here dude? Spending more money on Josie isn't going to get her attention. There's a reason she's not bothering to respond, either she's the issue or you're the issue, but obviously money and spamming her with reminders isn't the solution. Calm down dude
 
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Sorry for the double post but I can't edit this into my previous one

That specific YT comment from Luke is gone. Are you here dude? Spending more money on Josie isn't going to get her attention. There's a reason she's not bothering to respond, either she's the issue or you're the issue, but obviously money and spamming her with reminders isn't the solution. Calm down dude
I'm pretty confident he pops in ever since he mentioned Kiwifarms indirectly. I don't see why he'd delete the comment, it's funny at this point and owning it is best. As I recall, during Fishtank and while in Rhode Island, Josie mentioned she's known for being slow to check messages even among friends and family. A true fan would keep that in mind, message her and wait for her to get to it when she gets to it.

Interestingly, it does seem like she was more responsive early on, some anons liked to mention getting DMs from her and a few even shared "proof." One anon trauma dumped and got a polite reply, of course he shared this with people which likely contributed to where we're at now.
 
Jon revival continues. I'm not sure what set him off but he has been tweeting inane things at least 20-30 times a day, out of the blue. I bet some influencer told him you can make money on Twitter and he launched into baitposting headfirst without realizing it won't pay.

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Making vague plans with Damiel and talking to Betty
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In the twitter replies to one of Jet's tweets last night there was debate going on about whether or not Sam and Jet should have promoted their show to media outlets to spread the word about it. I've always thought Fishtank getting mainstream attention would end badly. Someone with a grudge against Sam would lead a crusade to get fishtank.live's DDOS protection pulled or get their payment processor to drop them and it would destroy the entire thing. I think as a project Fishtank can only work as an obscure underground thing. What do you guys think?
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In the twitter replies to one of Jet's tweets last night there was debate going on about whether or not Sam and Jet should have promoted their show to media outlets to spread the word about it. I've always thought Fishtank getting mainstream attention would end badly. Someone with a grudge against Sam would lead a crusade to get fishtank.live's DDOS protection pulled or get their payment processor to drop them and it would destroy the entire thing. I think as a project Fishtank can only work as an obscure underground thing. What do you guys think?
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They made a really big profit so... I guess if I was making suggestions before Season 1 wrapped I would have said, yeah, promote it, it's an attempt to make in-some-ways-internet-history and you're not guaranteed a second try. But in retrospect they probably needed to make the show in a bubble this first time so that they had room to lose the website and get swatted and lose Strype and blow out the plumbing. Die-hards will be more forgiving of shit like that.
Now that they have room to make Season 2 they might solve old problems and make room for new problems that breaking containment would bring, like real, focused attention from trannies or other people who would want to kill the show, if they knew about it.

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I haven't been noting them consistently but Vance has done, I think, four shows since he has left the tank? He says this upcoming one is "possibly his biggest show yet."
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Vance gets into an argument for the first time, like a baby deer learning how to walk
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Jon's baitposting provokes Vance into interacting more than he ever normally does
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Frank teaches Jon about Boogie
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Mauro knows who Chris Chan is
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Our questions about Damiel yesterday are answered - he went to see Dave Chapelle earlier this week in New York and now he's going back to.... Rhode Island?
I don't actually know how often he was moving between Arizona and MDE's office before the show. If it wasn't this much, it's surprising. I did assume at least one fish, rootless as they all are, would move to Fall River or Providence in an attempt to make themselves obnoxiously available to jump in and mine clout, but if Damiel wasn't doing this before then I'm surprised he is the one fish to do it. I figured it would be someone like Letty who had a discouraging home environment, or Jon because he's entranced by Sam.
Of course he was working with MDE a lot before so maybe he normally visits Chris Lynch this often.
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In the twitter replies to one of Jet's tweets last night there was debate going on about whether or not Sam and Jet should have promoted their show to media outlets to spread the word about it. I've always thought Fishtank getting mainstream attention would end badly. Someone with a grudge against Sam would lead a crusade to get fishtank.live's DDOS protection pulled or get their payment processor to drop them and it would destroy the entire thing. I think as a project Fishtank can only work as an obscure underground thing. What do you guys think?
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They're better off without mainstream attention. It cannot be overstated how lucky they got with Season 1 in so many ways.
That tweet is definitely just engagement-bait, though..


Youtube notifications need to work for once. People are getting more interested in Top Bloke and she's noticed.
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She said this stream will be short and it sounds like she may actually be going clubbing. New emojis and channel member veteran status indicators to come as well.
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Some weirdos get fixated on her hair styles. One finally decided to outright request she does her hair a certain way for the stream. Not weird at all.
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Chat, including Josie, talked about Korean shows they they enjoy. She mentioned she'll wear a necklace from "Boys Over Flowers" on stream today and that she is embarrassed people know she watches Korean shows now. Meanwhile she talks about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and SML with worrying frequency.

Lol!
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Patch merch may be coming
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Notable Weirdos
Hisocarl
Luke
Bad Ideas
Leviathan (whale)

Peak viewers: 399
Avg viewers: ~340

New Top Bloke: Yoyo Falcon
He lifted wearing the Plushie Pimp shirt so was in the running. I've seen him around for some time, he is a loyal viewer for sure.
Her way of deciding the next Top Bloke is retarded and doesn't cater to actual Top Blokes. She narrowed it down to 3 and randomly picked one in a way that doesn't really encourage bloke participation. I'm sure this disappointed actual contenders like Luke, Hisocarl, and All Seeing Knap who have been more devout.


She tweezed her eyebrows a bit much in preparation for her night out.

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She has repeatedly implied that Letty has also just dropped off the radar for her. I figured I'd mention it but it's unremarkable since Josie isn't going to be reaching out to anyone anyway.

A superchat acknowledges 4chan's /bant/. She initially pretends not to know what that is then confesses she does "sorta" know what it is but doesn't go there.

Longtime bloke, Hisocarl, got her to microwave half of an extremely spicy gummy bear which led to a coughing fit and she had to leave the room.
"The air is spicy in here... like the air... is ... FUCK!! I need to open... a window!!" coughing throughout.
She'd eat the other half once the air cleared up and be in distress until the end.

She went through with it, I'll give her that.
 
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Damiel live on Twitch, weird. Jet was visible in the background at the start.

Says he didn't mean to stick around on the east coast but it's just kind of turning out that way. Says he can't go back to Arizona right now and compares his two year relationship with Autumn to being in jail for two years. Says FT was the most fun he's had in five years. Says someone told him he should try stand-up and the way he talks about it, that's what he thinks he's going to try to do next.
Someone with more melanin than me explain: he says he got "cosigned" in New York and doesn't want to talk about it yet- I guess this is a networking thing?

A nice depressing story: he says his "legal guardian" punched him in the mouth as a kid because peed himself and that's why his smile is twisted.
Says he wants to punch his mom in the face.

After running out of other things to say he starts talking about femboys with good taste and checking himself out. Not gay, though.
 
In the twitter replies to one of Jet's tweets last night there was debate going on about whether or not Sam and Jet should have promoted their show to media outlets to spread the word about it. I've always thought Fishtank getting mainstream attention would end badly. Someone with a grudge against Sam would lead a crusade to get fishtank.live's DDOS protection pulled or get their payment processor to drop them and it would destroy the entire thing. I think as a project Fishtank can only work as an obscure underground thing. What do you guys think?
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I agree, honestly kinda shocked no one with a keffals or no dong jones level of obsession with sam attempted such a thing.
 
In the twitter replies to one of Jet's tweets last night there was debate going on about whether or not Sam and Jet should have promoted their show to media outlets to spread the word about it. I've always thought Fishtank getting mainstream attention would end badly. Someone with a grudge against Sam would lead a crusade to get fishtank.live's DDOS protection pulled or get their payment processor to drop them and it would destroy the entire thing. I think as a project Fishtank can only work as an obscure underground thing. What do you guys think?
if jet would stop huffing nitrous and realize that mainstream media think he's a fucking nazi lol. i've seen people on twitter STILL bring up that white supremacist shit, marky, and other old shit. liberals will never let it go

to quote a bri'ish news article (this was from almost a year ago as of typing this) (L/A):
"Sam Hyde: the antisemitic troll making a comeback through influencer boxing"
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  • Hyde is a longstanding far-right activist with a history of racism, homophobia, misogyny and spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories.
  • He has links to some of America’s best-known white nationalists and neo-Nazis, and has donated $5,000 to the Daily Stormer, the most notorious Nazi website in the world.
  • He has appeared on white nationalist podcasts as recently as November 2020.
so for as long as liberals maintain bringing up old shit to cancel people, mainstream media will never stop covering it. unless it's profitable to praise sam hyde which fucking lol.

Someone with more melanin than me explain: he says he got "cosigned" in New York and doesn't want to talk about it yet- I guess this is a networking thing?
cosigning in white man language is "giving props to someone"
 
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Wholesome arc continues.
She's going to be awful when she switches from her euphoric state to her depressive one.


Very low income for this. Her chat is back to not being aggressive with her now and she had a pretty good viewership compared to normal, because of Jon. Her regulars are increasingly horny people.

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  • Sylvia's super patronizing with Jon in this one, it's funny. It's easy to forget that just because Jon is wetawded doesn't mean he can be led around by the hand. Sylvia tries to "explain" fishtank memes to him because he's "so innocent." And goes on and on about memes of people he never got to meet or moments he wasn't there for.
  • Instead he BELLOWS over her that he has Simmon's current location and is ready to send doxxers after him if the chat can convince him to do it. And later says he just got a text from Simmons saying he got beat up and Sylvia panics and makes him admit he's joking.
  • Jon says one time there was a tranny jogging who passed him a few times before suddenly chasing him and forcing him to run across a frozen stream.
  • Jon has a podcast he plans to start in September, he has guests lined up already including Justin Whang, and also wants to bring on fans. Jon asks her if she would go on, she says yes. Sylvia (bless her) suggests Letty to debate in an episode, Jon agrees he would do it with her or Betty. Jon wants to have as many guests as possible record with him at a hot spring in the woods.
  • Jon knew Frank would be at the Joeyy concert and actually snuck up behind Frank and tickled him. When he took Frank to the gun range Frank kept accidentally pointing the gun at everyone.
  • Jon says 80-90% of the time he is texting or tweeting, he is driving, because he considers it wasted time if he isn't.
  • Chat started debating Letty's role in the show and Jon got a little fixated - "is it true that Letty changed after Frank came in the house?" "Frank helped letty understand her real power?" I just thought it was interesting that he seemed really absorbed by that conversation and has no awareness of the whole Letty Hassle arc.
  • But then goes back to his old self and says Scott fucked Letty in the basement while her arms were taped up and that she was "excited" when Scott pinned her during wrestling. "I didn't fuck Letty. Scott fucked Letty."
  • "Letty is a good person. Letty is chill as fuck. I unblocked Letty, I unblocked Betty. I have nothing against them, they're pure."
  • Jon says he saw furries at the Atlanta airport. He saw a black man get removed from an airplane for wearing a bandana and was confused why furries with tails coming out of their buttholes weren't removed and concludes it's because they are privileged because they are gay.
  • Sylvia refers to Chris Chan as "Christine" and uses "they" pronouns for him, like a faggot. She says she doesn't want Leafy on Fishtank because of his "anti-trans" shit.

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Jon's manager changed his schedule so he had to step away to do the Party Bus mid-stream, and Lance stepped in after watching from the chat. Sylvia says something retarded again, paraphrasing - "You must get this all the time, people saying you're so much funnier outside the tank?" He does an admirable job of not reacting.
He says he noticed the producers were pampering him during the show and that he wasn't expecting it. I'm thinking it's probably because he was there to be the golden child so that Vance would feel compelled to fuck with Lance himself.

Current design of the site "fits the theme" of S2, apparently.
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Also, Sylvia said she tried reaching Letty and failed too, like Josie did, I'm thinking she's fully offline and not taking a break from just streaming or whatever.

Damiel's streaming again, for the second night in the row, after streaming for 4 hours with Chris Lynch yesterday. I wonder what the point of it is - but it does sound now like he is living in Rhode Island, not crashing there. It seems like the place he was living before was his girlfriend's, so maybe it's as simple as the fact he would otherwise be homeless.
Oddly, there's a dono war going on, I never expected that lol.
He sorta-explains how he got into Fishtank, that he met Chris in September of last year, Jet and Chris flew him to LA and the absence caused him to lose his job, incoherent steps 3-5, then he was on Fishtank. So I guess he hasn't worked in the restaurant since last fall.
Damiel said "faggot" at least six times and told someone on his Discord to kill themselves, and Twitch took the stream down for TOS. I don't know why they even tried to put Damiel on anything other than Kick.



A guy called JohnLanz is editing Jon's footage for him, apparently.


And a rare Mauro update.
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