🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Fat Gay Riker]

Someone found his 'firefighter' job. I forget the technical term for it but he was some sort of forest technician. He got it through the Job Corps. People do not become real firefighters through the fucking Job Corps.
Also the more this goes on the more I truly believe Jon is actually capital R Retarded.

People don't become anything through Jon Corps. Have had a "chef" from there at work before. Not surprised Jon is a lying retard who lies, retardedly.

 

[Leo Frank]

https://www.youtube.com/live/gzoJw3LxvfQ?si=S3RuUckH9HqgulNh

Sylvia called her mom, Sylvia asked her what she called Jon the other day and her mom said she called him "a virgin?" "a gay virgin?" on speakerphone. Sylvia said she was surprised that her mom actually said it. Bullshit, but sure!

While calling Jet for permission to stream the Fishtank Extras, she told him it's hard to watch because seeing Jon is painful, then halfway leaves the room so she can, at least to a retard, claim to not have known she was still audible on stream...
Jet is apparently out of the loop, so Sylvia caught him up in a speedy way while including some new details. Jon bought a $600 plane ticket at 3 AM to fly home several days early. The fight seemed to have started in the first place because Jon posted a photo of her with a guy she was hitting it off with at the meet and greet and refused to take it down. Then, as we know, the part about him claiming she was trying to scam him out of the donations, which she says she did split with him after removing his hotel and lyft cost. Jon owes her the proceeds from the meet & greet appearance in Texas, and Jon splashed White Claws around the hotel room (they both did, in fairness, but he did not contribute to the $100 cleaning charge). Sylvia says "I just really want him to stop talking about me, he's doing the same with Letty, I feel like I'm the new Letty." She tells him that people are DMing her screenshots of 4chan, of posters screenshotting DMs with Jon talking about her.

She says it's sad he's "burned so many bridges, so quickly." Jet replies to that and Sylvia says "Yeah. That's what I've noticed."

Sylvia 100% knew people could hear the first half of that conversation with Jet and wanted them to. I noticed she then got quieter or stepped farther away to have an actual private conversation.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Worse than Mauro? Attention whoring seems superior to Being lump.

Mauro was just kind of there. Background noise you can tune out. Betty goes out of her way to be obnoxious. She's the only person on Fishtank that Jet and Sam have blocked that I'm aware of. Considering how many insane people they had in the house I think that speaks volumes.

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

In the edited show Mauro almost appears to be a person, watching live I'd forget he existed most of the time.
The B3 Morgue was fun at the time, but all he really did was slap Chris in a really gay way and leave. Not bad for a freeloader but as a contestant he's just nothing.

 

[retard strength II]

Jon had seasonal fire technician positions with the Bureau of Land Management or a similar federal agency iirc, he likely would have been helping to put out some forest fires depending on where and when he was posted. Not anything like an urban "saving babies from collapsing apartments" type but I don't know if he claimed to be.

Mauro was Snorlax Morgue Bro on FT first time around, then let his catty gay guy dramalover side out after on social media. Betty has been fucking disgusting and degrading herself on social media since the show ended, absolutely gross and off-putting stuff. Clear loser.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The B3 Morgue was fun at the time, but all he really did was slap Chris in a really gay way and leave. Not bad for a freeloader but as a contestant he's just nothing.

The only notable thing about Mauro was he was one of two of the OG fish who had zero prior knowledge of Sam or MDE. Him and Simmons. Every other fish and nearly all the freeloaders were aware of who Sam was. Even Josie who you would never guess was an MDE fan followed Jet prior to the show.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

In the edited show Mauro almost appears to be a person, watching live I'd forget he existed most of the time.
The B3 Morgue was fun at the time, but all he really did was slap Chris in a really gay way and leave. Not bad for a freeloader but as a contestant he's just nothing.

i think people miss the benefit of someone like mauro. he played the straight man in a lot of situations that really needed it. not a particularly interesting character but imo the live show benefited from his archetype.

also how could you forget about mauro tearing jon a new asshole over the baby snatching debacle.

 

[Punitive Castration]

mauro. he played the straight man

really though, Vance was this, Mauro was weirder than him, it was true ever since day one when Simmons prompted Vance to wander off and mime blowing his brain out.

 

[Aidan]

Even Josie who you would never guess was an MDE fan followed Jet prior to the show.

She knew Jet from his music and saw some World Peace videos in high school but insists she didn't recognize Sam. I buy it. If I remember right, Jet posted something on Instagram about the show and she responded to that. She's probably the only person they could ever find familiar with Jet but not Sam.

Hopefully they get oblivious people for season 2 but I doubt it.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

really though, Vance was this, Mauro was weirder than him, it was true ever since day one when Simmons prompted Vance to wander off and mime blowing his brain out.

yeah there can be two. thats why i liked vance. with mauro i specifically remember an early night him and jon stayed up in the kitchen and mauro kept prompting jon to say the most retarded shit for hours on end. jon wouldve been silently reading his bible if mauro werent there.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

A week ago Jet tweeted the following without any context.

interesting factoid but this was also an album cover for a tyler, the creator song called "FUCK IT". it's weird that i remember this but i've seen the person's artwork before

 

[Punitive Castration]

Jon is drawing Frank aggro

I wonder if anything brought it on, in particular. I can't imagine Frank rushing to Sylvia's defense for example, so surely it's just because Jon keeps trying to fellate Boogie.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Jon is drawing Frank aggro

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I wonder if anything brought it on, in particular. I can't imagine Frank rushing to Sylvia's defense for example, so surely it's just because Jon keeps trying to fellate Boogie.

I have a feeling Jon is about to experience Hassle Doctrine for being a retard faux showoff

 

[Aidan]

I wonder if anything brought it on, in particular. I can't imagine Frank rushing to Sylvia's defense for example, so surely it's just because Jon keeps trying to fellate Boogie.

Don't think Frank ever dealt with Jon much so I doubt he ever gave a shit about hurting his feelings or staying in his good graces. Jon crossing into Boogie's sphere probably invited Frank's interaction more than anything to do with Sylvia but maybe a bit of both. Sam and the wiggers probably entertain Jon's nonsense a little to keep a door open for future #Jontent and he's a malleable dimwit they can laugh at consequence free while he thinks they're laughing with him.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Jon keeps trying to get Boogie’s attention, Betty chimes in about how much of a creep he is that she had to block him. Only God knows why Betty was privately talking to Boogie. Sylvia chimes in. I managed to get one screenshot earlier before Boogie went and deleted all his tweets to Betty/Jon.

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I hate vagueposting. Spill the beans or hit the bricks you goofy bitch.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Lowercase I internet]

INB4 Jet edits this video at the start of the first episode.

In all seriousness this seems like what would play in order to inform someone what the hell the show is. It’s like a tutorial for Fishtank. Something about a deep voiced narrator talking about the autism of this show in such a serious way is very funny for some reason. Sounds like a ai generated novel.

“The contestants spent the [first] day getting to know each other. Their voices echoing through the house filling it with laughter, chatter and the occasional awkward silence. The classic board game, Mousetrap, emerged as the icebreaker. The contestants huddled over the game strategizing and laughing. The competitive spirit already palpable in the air. But it was the shy, introverted, artist, and anime-enthusiast, Josie who quickly became the darling of the crowd.”

“Mauro, the fitness enthusiast, became the house chef, winning over others with his cooking skills.” It looks like ai can only be so accurate.

“Simmons, the tech wiz, surprised everyone by being a natural at the physical challenges.”

“Daniel, the fashionista, showed a knack for strategy. Often leading his team to victory in the team challenges.”

Lol, lmao even

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

probably a troll but sounds interesting

 

[Punitive Castration]

probably a troll but sounds interesting

I didn't think it was worth mentioning but heard Sam ask during this stream where Ben went and someone replied that he was "at the house." And that people had been assembling furniture. I don't think it's a fucking hotel or anything weird like that but they're definitely building the set.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Sylvia is doing an Episode 6 reaction. If you really want to watch it now you can skip back to beginning of the stream.