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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Thinking about how season 2 is starting tomorrow and I really couldn't care less. I was really interested in season 1 from the minute it was announced and it was a lot of fun but they're going to have to make season 2 very entertaining before I'll watch it. Vance and Josie were boring as shit the first time and they're not going to be any less boring this season. I also am tired of this thread which has just turned into a bunch of retards whining about Jet Neptune like it hasn't already been said a million times. Seems like it's mostly just people standing in line to hate on the show and nobody is excited for it, which is pretty understandable at this point. Sam needs to get some hype going quick.

But also, seriously, you all need to remember that this is an independent production with a very low budget thrown together by a bunch of oxycontin addicts. It's not going to look like a Hollywood production.
I sort of agree with you, the Jet Neptune hate in the thread is really repetitive. However, the leaks are so close to the release, so I honestly see them as a tease, even if done unintentionally.

I will watch it, but yeah I can't say I'm that excited either. You have to admit though, this house looks way better than the first one.
 
To everyone saying they aren't excited for season 2: I wasn't excited for season 1, in fact I didn't even start watching until a few days in, and it hooked me despite my complete lack of hype. Not saying this season will do the same but we'll just have to see how the first week goes.
 
My immediate reaction to Vance and Josie coming back is just "why?" like what is the point? What are they going to add? Shit even Damiel the wigger would be more interesting to have back on.
 
The S2 house has been leaked.
I dig the funhouse look. That being said I don't like seeing josie and vance hanging around. I really don't think they should be pandering by having a ton of old contestants back. I think it's fine to re-use freeloaders but it's dumb to have people like josie/vance/jon re-appear. What are they going to do? Vance is a pussy most of the time, josie is boring, jon ran his course for being retarded. None of the other contestants would be good picks either. Just feels like a really really lazy attempt to pander to S1 audience...
 
I expect Season 2 will be good.
I'm neutral on bringing back old Fish. It would be interesting if they just work behind the scenes, doing camera-work when needed, maintaining a low-profile. Gathering them up early makes it seems like their involvement is a bit more long-term than some simple gag for the first day, like a bait-and-switch, but that's also possible.
 
But also, seriously, you all need to remember that this is an independent production with a very low budget thrown together by a bunch of oxycontin addicts. It's not going to look like a Hollywood production.
no shit, i don't expect a multi million dollar production from Sam Hyde & Co. there are plenty of low budget shows, movies, videos that can be good. however, you can learn from your mistakes from season 1

i can understand a good part of their fuckups, it's a new show/idea that needs time to develop. if you are bringing back vance, who literally did fucking nothing for the whole show. josie who's an autistic beaner that only simps care about. and jon (as much as i like him) is a spastic weetard that can dish out insults but can't take it.

i'm all for being proven wrong if this show turns out being good, i've been wrong before and have no issue admitting it. however, seeing the build up and reading the thread makes me feel otherwise.

i have low expectations but if it does better, than bravo to the fishtank team. house looks fine but that kitchen looks gross
 
So maybe I'm a retard, but how am I supposed to make an account on the fishtank.live site? I click sign up which takes me to the sign up page. I fill in the four boxes with my info and hit the switch that serves as the "Read TOS" confirmation box and then nothing happens. Nowhere to scroll and no buttons pop up
 
i'm all for being proven wrong if this show turns out being good
The endless whining about what are ultimately unimportant gripes from people only interested in complaining just gets old and annoying. People think that because we're on Kiwi Farms you're supposed to endlessly bash the subject matter, but it doesn't always make for the best read. We're 1,000 pages in. We all know Jet Ineptoon sucks.

I'm more interested in the big picture improvements that I think are required for the show to be good. Are they going to plan out the challenges so they are fair and actually matter? Technical hiccups don't bother me but I will be very disappointed if they don't have any content planned and have to keep scrambling like they did season 1.
 
Are they going to plan out the challenges so they are fair and actually matter?
That may be a bad move. I firmly believe that most of the season 1 'challenges' were rigged, either formally or by their nature to get outcomes production wanted. They needed to make the show entertaining and the Fish who can generate content are the ones who are actually playing in the big-picture sense. Challenges only mattered to the extent that they generated interesting situations and drama along with a way to get rid of unproductive Fish.
 
The endless whining about what are ultimately unimportant gripes from people only interested in complaining just gets old and annoying. People think that because we're on Kiwi Farms you're supposed to endlessly bash the subject matter, but it doesn't always make for the best read. We're 1,000 pages in. We all know Jet Ineptoon sucks.
/tv/ is a way bigger offender of what you are describing then here. A board full of people who are completely obsessed with a show but nonstop whine and attack the people who made it. It's where that super cringy "Jet Neptroon" insult came from. Just nonsensical garbage.
 
I'm more interested in the big picture improvements that I think are required for the show to be good. Are they going to plan out the challenges so they are fair and actually matter? Technical hiccups don't bother me but I will be very disappointed if they don't have any content planned and have to keep scrambling like they did season 1.
Your question is unanswered until the show gets going. I'm a Jet hater and it's because it needs to be called out since he's hurting the show with his bullshit.
  • Twitter ego turns people off
  • Fumbled Twitter Space with Frank Hassle when he went in there to get his dick sucked by Fishtank orbiters which was itself insufferable
  • Retard posting in Fishtank.live chat
  • Lying about how hard he works and how incompetent he is simultaneously
    • The hard work posts are insufferable
    • Incompetence posts fool retards so it looks bad
  • Blocking people for valid criticism/questions
  • "Secret" about Josie being on Fishtank when everyone knows and no one is hyped for it
 
Fumbled Twitter Space with Frank Hassle when he went in there to get his dick sucked by Fishtank orbiters which was itself insufferable
To be totally fair to Jet he did seem actually apologetic for how he acted towards Frank on Sam's stream. I don't think he was bullshitting.
 
Your question is unanswered until the show gets going. I'm a Jet hater and it's because it needs to be called out since he's hurting the show with his bullshit.
  • Twitter ego turns people off
  • Fumbled Twitter Space with Frank Hassle when he went in there to get his dick sucked by Fishtank orbiters which was itself insufferable
  • Retard posting in Fishtank.live chat
  • Lying about how hard he works and how incompetent he is simultaneously
    • The hard work posts are insufferable
    • Incompetence posts fool retards so it looks bad
  • Blocking people for valid criticism/questions
  • "Secret" about Josie being on Fishtank when everyone knows and no one is hyped for it
I agree with all of that and yet I'm still going into Monday with an open mind because, hey, I'm not behind the curtain. I don't know all the goings on and I'd like to be surprised and impressed. Either it's genuinely entertaining or a trainwreck, either way I win.

Jet is a retard though.
 
Letty looks like Kingcobrajfs’s biological mom.
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The glasses and hair color are the only things that match with Cobes mom. Letty doesn't have that gross frog face she has.
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Fags complaining about the negativity in this thread are welcome to go to Xitter or /tv/ where they can jerk each other off with the other simpoids.

My predictions are:

Good:
  • Better quality audio
  • Better set
  • Less technical issues (maybe)
  • Chris Lynch's bar
  • Vince Offer appearance (maybe)
Bad:
  • The same production incompetence from the wigger crew.
  • Less screentime from Sam
  • Obnoxious behaviour and increased screentime from Jet due to unchecked ego.
  • Incredibly Jewish paypiggery like paywalled cameras and events
  • Intermittent advertisements baked into the stream.
  • Unhinged TTS
  • Fishtoys will still be an underwhelming flop
  • No Frank Hassle
 
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