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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
The cameras are online. The house looks as if it was designed by a 10 year old girl, Hilarious. Can't wait to see the doghouse used.
There's a staff member moving open top buckets of water on the hallway downstairs camera.

Edit, I should say certain rooms look like they are.

Shinji is currently being recorded walking through the house.
 
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Technical difficulties screen, for posterity purposes.
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I'm just going to watch this YouTube bootleg Livestream (until Jewt Neptroon DMCA's it) https://www.youtube.com/live/r4iPd6T2AVU?si=FeC57HZsDtM0zDmo
Shinji's acting like the Shinji from my wholesome cartoon show Evanjellyon or something
 
While not much goes on in the show, I have some stuff to say about the edited finale episode and Sam's teary-eyed speech praising Josie and Letty. Up until that exact point (and even still for a while afterwards) Letty was still being grilled to hell and back online, especially by former fish and freeloaders. With the exception of Mauro and Simon, everyone who was active on Twitter was making fun of her at the same pace they did in the tank. Vance's very first tweet after leaving was a dig at her.

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It took Sam thanking her with a huge check even though she didn't win first place, giving her a long congratulatory speech about how good of an actor she is, having her write lines for WP2 and praising them on stream etc. for everyone to lay off, at least to some extent.

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This meme was corroborated by Vance on a space when Simon joined and asked him what was up with people saying she smells bad. Vance snapped at him mid-sentence and said "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about" and reassured everyone listening that she did, indeed, smell like stale urine. Needless to say, nothing but radio silence on the topic of Letty came from Vance after Sam streamed with her twice. Sylvia backtracked, as did Damiel. This is all incredibly :late:, but I feel it needs to be archived somewhere.
 
Back when playing Ultima Online there used to be a program we used when macroing to monitor the situation even when doing other things on the computer (this was back when most people had a CRT and before multi display setups being common-ish) that would let you select a rectangle in one process and then it would pop-up an always-on-top movable borderless window that just showed that selection, even if the game was behind your browser window etc. Was really handy for multitasking and I'm now stuck with one monitor and this could be handy to get Fishtank with no extra fluff around it obstructing my other activities. Can't think of what keywords to use to look for it, last time I used it was in the 00s, does anyone know such a thing?
 
I think it's very brave to be putting such thought into the interior design of the house this time considering some retard is going to demolish everything. Expect that actual fishtank to get shattered at some point.

Also is the chink twink actually a contestant or just some retard staff member having a nap?
 
If I go full retard and throw $200 down, what name do you guys want for the resulting clan, my current idea is "FOB-NZFC", short for "Forward Operating Base - New Zealand Farming Collective".
 
Interestingly, Josie appears to be crew and Vance is yet to be seen. As well, Josie did a community post on Youtube after her reveal and said she will stream during downtime/days off.
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She's gotta be aware of how upset some of her fans are so is probably trying to get things to cool down and do some good PR. People will be happy when she streams but they're depressed overall as far as I can tell.

ps the josieposting never stops
 
Back when playing Ultima Online there used to be a program we used when macroing to monitor the situation even when doing other things on the computer (this was back when most people had a CRT and before multi display setups being common-ish) that would let you select a rectangle in one process and then it would pop-up an always-on-top movable borderless window that just showed that selection, even if the game was behind your browser window etc. Was really handy for multitasking and I'm now stuck with one monitor and this could be handy to get Fishtank with no extra fluff around it obstructing my other activities. Can't think of what keywords to use to look for it, last time I used it was in the 00s, does anyone know such a thing?
When you hover your cursor over a video feed there should be this little icon:
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Click it and you'll get small (but resizable) borderless window that you can drag around your screen and that will always stay on top:
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This is a feature in pretty much every browser nowadays, but sometimes it needs to be activated in the browser settings first.
 
The site isn't working for me at all. No cameras are showing up.

Nevermind go it fixed :D
 
love to see the real fish tank and glad its a real tank with a filter and a bubbler, as a fish sperg i couldn't have handled anything else. cant tell if theres any fish in it yet though

EDIT: TWO FISHIES

You're going to be very sad in about a week.
 
Third person came in, I think she said her name is summer? She seemed autistically peppy.
 
The 3 fish so far. Shinji came first, then Trish, now Summer.
 

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