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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
To the dumb ones here, kicking people out before Monday is an ultra retard move, it's not only Christmas but is the start of week 2 where they will start getting into the game outright, also you gotta be a boring nofun faggot to see Sam using swamp magic to transfer someone's retardation into a potato and hate it
 
It's funny seeing the chat flip the fuck out and act like tards for just people having fun and having conversations. This isn't going to be a hellhouse like season 1 when sam's crew were broke and had no idea what to do.

CoolFool said:
I wonder how it feels to be Summer right now, hearing everyone laugh and have fun, while you're stuck in the dog house in pitch black.
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Cope queen said she'd "DO ANYTHING.." to stay on the show.
 
Tay really does walk like Micheal Myers the whole time, IDK how she does it but props to her.

Shinji just keeps hiding in the closet/door thing.

Cole keeps legit running and dying dramatically.

It's really too hard for me to describe this game in words, it's easy to understand when you see it played. I hope someone provides clips because it's a fun game to watch.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This might be a hot take but anyone else get the feeling just letting the Fish drink and get to know each other makes for better content then the hellhouse shit? I watched the finale of season 1 a night or two ago and the cell 2 challenge just got tedious after awhile. It just dragged on and on. Watching season 2 and just seeing them get drunk and see the interpersonal drama infold to me is more interesting then the forced "torture" stuff.
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I think it needs to be a healthy balance of both organic drama and hell house.
 
Summer is drinking water from the dog bowl and it looks really pathetic when everyone around her is ignoring her to play a game lol
 
Enig said:
To the dumb ones here, kicking people out before Monday is an ultra retard move, it's not only Christmas but is the start of week 2 where they will start getting into the game outright, also you gotta be a boring nofun faggot to see Sam using swamp magic to transfer someone's retardation into a potato and hate it
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I want her to leave a lot more broken than she showed up. She grates on me with her hot and cold shit, one minute she's making some of the others sperg and the other she's just timid and sort of weak.
Last thing I want is for her to cry to jet/sam to leave and be allowed to leave. But they can't keep her against her will either really.
 
CoolFool said:
I thought this Body Body game was gonna flop but it's actually pretty funny. TJ had a good idea.
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It is pretty fun to watch, although I can't shake the feeling that they are only doing this because whatever original idea they had was fucked by summer being summer. I am afraid of what the other people will do when the swamp magic ends. Only people defending and being nice to her at this point are shinji because those two wanna fuck and jimmy because... Jimmy. Everyone else seems to have had it with her bullshit.
 
Sammich said:
I want her to leave a lot more broken than she showed up. She grates on me with her hot and cold shit, one minute she's making some of the others sperg and the other she's just timid and sort of weak.
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half you niggas are too soft on summer and half are too hard. a bunch of would-be-simps are seething about the blacked thing when they'd otherwise be all over her, and a bunch of people are kid-gloving her because she's a sadgirl. summer is amusingly broken but making her more broken is going to make things more miserable and coddling her is gonna make it stupid. she needs to take getting beat around like everyone else and grow a spine and channel that bpd psychosis into making everyone else miserable.
 
Sir and lady loud mouth shared a compassionate moment from the dog house. They were speaking too silently to be picked up at all by the mics, if you can believe it.
 

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Swamp magic clip I found on twitter for people who like me missed the exorcism.



Since Summer had such a meltdown earlier this was a great way of including her again after her absence for over two hours. Not only did this relieved a lot of tension between the fish and Summer, but it was fucking hilarious. Jedidiah Goldstriker lore continues to expand. This was kind of a wholesome moment.

"Either it's gonna kill ya or yer gonna be ten times stronger."
 
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Swamp magic clip I found on twitter for people who like me missed the exorcism.

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Since Summer had such a meltdown earlier this was a great way of including her again after her absence for over two hours. Not only did this relieved a lot of tension between the fish and Summer, but it was fucking hilarious. Jedidiah Goldstriker lore continues to expand. This was kind of a wholesome moment.

"Either it's gonna kill ya or yer gonna be ten times stronger."
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I still have yet to see her BPD fit from this morning where she was yelling into the intercom, are there any good clips of that available
 
JC has successfully gained/stolen 1060 chips. The leaderboard counter only has three digits. When they updated the count to 1060 it crashes the site when you click the FISH tab LMAO

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jimmy has been asking everyone The Simmons Question and now he thinks "everyone has a lot more in common than we think, we might all be squidwards" i think jimmy has figured out that everyone knows about fishtank season 1.

jimmy makes a better detective than cole lmao.
 
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The JC and Cole chip stealing arc is my favorite so far. Clearly they see each other as allies, but JC has stolen his chips. He's so blinded by his attraction to her he can't even conceive of the idea that she stole his chips. JC has made it clear to Sam that she doesn't want Cole to get eliminated so she left some of the chips she stole on his pillow.

Cole seems really depressed, and JC is keeping him company. She keeps telling Cole that the chips on the pillow was a "God given gift" which is really fucking wholesome. The tension of Cole being on the brink of discovering the betrayal accompanied by the moral conflict going through JC's mind is brilliant. Very Neptunian

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Jimmy is talking about Chris-chan, Dobson, Druckman and Baldur's Gate 3.
Now he's roleplaying as Columbo.
I've never felt so pandered to, if he's the plant he's putting it on too thick, I still think he's just autistic.
 
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