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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Hector Hamsteak said:
He's talking about @Aidan
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DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
Early on in season one there was, but they mostly got banned for thirstposting. He may be talking about @Aidan lol

Edit:Hamsteak beat me
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Leave my home boi alone!!!!

Also I’m now shifting my thoughts to summer not being able to win. The only way she can stay on at this point is to be given special treatment which is unfair to other contestants. Although if she can handle it, keeping her on the show as a prop that adds to the hellhouse experience could work.

Frank Hassle should NOT try to come in specifically to break Summer. Holy shit frank, she’s already broken. He could actually push this girl to live attempted suicide, that is no exaggeration.
 
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I always, ALWAYS miss the good shit when I'm asleep. Summer's Truman Show delusions must have been incredible to witness live. That's an actual documented schizophrenic delusion by the way.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Well it finally happened. Cole mentioned kiwifarms. He says there's some real lunatics obsessed with Josie in this thread. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
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I missed it, if anyone has a clip I'd love to see, that's hilarious.
It should be "lunatic," singular, the other Josie kiwis don't post anything crazy. The irony is the actual fans of concern are consolidated elsewhere and hide in plain sight. They know who they are, too.

It's outside the scope of the thread so I don't talk about it much but some fans are beyond creepy. They will devote time stalking or condoning stalkers while trying to get her attention on Twitter or stream to chum it up. The difference between a "stalker" and a "fan" to them is whether or not someone is in their clique. They're going to interpret this as jealousy on my part but I think they're a circle of creeps that reinforce each other's nasty behavior.
 
Sammich said:
I really don't mean to derail here, but what is the deal with that guy? I know he seems to be sort of skitzo or just very very weird, I've seen him try to chase clout by any means necessary for a few weeks at this point.
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He does comedy, I like some of his stuff, like the interview with Ticker Carlson where he claims to be an Antifa member. He's not really nuts it just an act, I think it's sad that unless someone smiles and laughs "Haha I am not serious lol", some people can't tell when a person is being genuine or not
 
I don't get it.

What's your definition of plant?
Yeah most of them know about fish tank season 1 and Sam Hyde.
It's hard to keep the secret and most of the cast of season 1 knew about Sam
Now that I think about it the Asians are often the clueless ones (Jc, Simmon 1 et 2)

But not everyone is a plant, there's a single plant.
The plant has ties with the productions, has an unfair advantage and receives instruction from the production. Most importantly , the plant can't win.

I don't get why some of you say everyone beside JC is a plant.
 
JamusActimus said:
I don't get it.

What's your definition of plant?
Yeah most of them know about fish tank season 1 and Sam Hyde.
It's hard to keep the secret and most of the cast of season 1 knew about Sam
Now that I think about it the Asians are often the clueless ones (Jc, Simmon 1 et 2)

But not everyone is a plant, there's a single plant.
The plant has ties with the productions, has an unfair advantage and receives instruction from the production. Most importantly , the plant can't win.

I don't get why some of you say everyone beside JC is a plant.
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Maybe we need to back up a bit. Everyone but JC is aware of Fishtank season 1 and wider MDE media. They were each told they were the one fan and to keep it secret. They're not like Damiel but they were under the impression they weren't regular contestants.
 
to be fair, everyone being told they were the main character and needed to avoid being found out is a funny idea that probably led to a lot of the schizoing out we got so far, it's just shitty luck that summer schizoed hard enough to break it for everyone else (exvept JC lol how did she end up here??)
 
Damn, I go to sleep while they are starting to play fucking hide-and-seek or some other gay shit, and wake up to this? I wish I could have neet sleeping schedule.
It makes sense, how would they be able to find so many normies willing to spend Chrismas at this weird reality tv.

I don't even know how to feel. I really liked the dynamics they had so far, but it's all out the window now, it's like a fresh start.
JC is the one I'm the most curious. I enjoyed her character so far, but will she be able to handle the hell-house while competing with mega-fans?
 
The show got a lot less interesting for me knowing that everyone but one is a fan, I mean they all know whats coming to some extent, whats the point? I'm still going to watch to see how retarded it gets.
 
Blackstar said:
That's because they were all (except JC) told that they are the plant before they went on the show
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Oh that's the joke?
The production told every contestant they were the plant and had to stay hidden beside JC?
If that's the case that's genius that's way better than telling the fishes there's a plant while there's no plant.
 
Richard Freeman said:
The show got a lot less interesting for me knowing that everyone but one is a fan, I mean they all know whats coming to some extent, whats the point? I'm still going to watch to see how retarded it gets.
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The point is they THINK they know what's coming is heckin epic le wholesome big chungas feels. But what they're actually getting is an actual schizophrenic they have to tard wrangle and a bunch of unpredictable things that will trigger them.
 
Richard Freeman said:
The show got a lot less interesting for me knowing that everyone but one is a fan, I mean they all know whats coming to some extent, whats the point? I'm still going to watch to see how retarded it gets.
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Jet has backed himself into a corner with this one, I swear he gets a linear idea in his mind and doesn't consider the possibility of deviation. Same with reception, he seems to expect fans to receive things one way and when they don't he's surprised and aggravated.

The only way forward is to make it clear to viewers that they will be making the fish pay. Not that they did anything wrong aside from signing up but unlike with season 1, the fish aren't in the dark and explicitly signed up for this. I'm not sure how I feel about it but I expect Sam, Ben, Jet and thousands of fans want no holds barred due to the gall and cringe of this batch. The first arc of the show ended early morning on Day 5.

JamusActimus said:
Oh that's the joke?
The production told every contestant they were the plant and had to stay hidden beside JC?
If that's the case that's genius that's way better than telling the fishes there's a plant while there's no plant.
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I think the idea was for this to play out over a longer time period. All applicants except JC were brought on because they knew about the show but were led to believe they were the exception, not the rule. Vance apparently played into this when picking people up from the airport. Once the show got going, everyone was told there was at least one "infiltrator" and to find them which is funny in hindsight when they're all thinking, "It's me..." and trying not to out themselves.
Some of them keyed into there likely being multiple "infiltrators."

There was potential with this but you can't be mad when you tell a group of spies to find out who is a spy and they all realize they're all spies, there has to be a contingency for that and you know they didn't even consider this possibility.
 
Cringestorian X said:
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Jet was there with her in the basement convincing her to stay, but that was more than 8 hours ago...
So she didnt leave the house, but she didnt re-enter the house either, what the fuck is she doing...
I mean BPD shit, thats what shes up to obviously, but i would like to know the details.

edit: more schizo cries right now, unless this is all somehow a genius fake, she is breaking down at the staff, the rest of the contestants arent even allowed on the basement
 
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