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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
If Cole is the first to leave I'll be so done with this. Paypigs were clearly mad because he talked shit about Jossie and Letty last night, real faggot behavior to target him.
Giving so much voting power to paypigs is dumb as fuck. He is the second most popular on the show, he'd never get voted if it was just 1 vote per viewer, like endorsements.
And they just lost their third most popular due to mental illness, imagine losing all the best people so soon.
 
CoolFool said:
Can someone explain what Brian did? I keep reading he messed up and broke the rules but no details of what.

What did Megan do?

Someone getting sent home early sucks and reminds me of S1.
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Re: Brian - do you mean when he was fake-eliminated last night. This is the point when I actually went to bed.
The fish were talking in the lounge downstairs. Jet comes down and tells them all to stop talking and go to bed. They start walking upstairs (still talking). Jet says something like "1st person who talks get eliminated. Not a joke." Brian says something that I didn't catch, and Jet tells him to get his stuff and go.
I saw this posted on tv. I think the paypigs did a vote to let him stay.

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Not sure what the deal is with Megan though.

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If I understood Vance mumbling... Brian and cole were sent to B1 and B2 respectively. The cast was sent downstairs to vote who they think should win. I imagine this is Sam rigging the game against Brian and the paypigs.

Edit: I'm not actually sure. Cole might go. The majority of the cast members are currently in B1 with Brian.
 
CoolFool said:
Can someone explain what Brian did? I keep reading he messed up and broke the rules but no details of what.

What did Megan do?

Someone getting sent home early sucks and reminds me of S1.
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She wasn't taking Summer's shit while she was going ballistic on Cole and the others for zero fucking reason. Sad to see Summer go, but it is definitely for the best. Letting her on the show in the first place was a massive fuckup from Jet and Chris (since they both greenlit her) and I hope she'll get to a mental hospital soon. She's beyond fucked.
 
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Terror Sandwich said:
If Cole is the first to leave I'll be so done with this. Paypigs were clearly mad because he talked shit about Jossie and Letty last night, real faggot behavior to target him.
Giving so much voting power to paypigs is dumb as fuck. He is the second most popular on the show, he'd never get voted if it was just 1 vote per viewer, like endorsements.
And they just lost their third most popular due to mental illness, imagine losing all the best people so soon.
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If Cole leaves Jet has directly proved that Fish Tank and the way it is structured is unsustainable for more than a week and the first season was good in spite of that. Paypigs ruined so much shit for season 1. And Jet has clearly not learned his lesson. Sam is acting like he did in the last week of Fish Tank but it's only been a fucking week. Absolute shambles. Fish Tank is a good idea, Sam. But you need to cut Jet and his wiggers. Get better people to run this, I'm begging you.

Edit: Cole is demoralized and thinks the audience all hate him. He was talking about how no one IRL likes him and he has no friends. Fortunately TTS is gassing him up. Thank you autists.
 
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This might be good for next season to maybe have a mental health background or something performed instead of letting the mentally ill girl with a bag of her meds in the house
 
Terror Sandwich said:
Paypigs were clearly mad because he talked shit about Jossie and Letty last night, real faggot behavior to target him.
Giving so much voting power to paypigs is dumb as fuck. He is the second most popular on the show, he'd never get voted if it was just 1 vote per viewer, like endorsements.
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Josie simps are definitely the worst thing about Fishtank. Sam himself complained about them rigging every vote during S1 finale. But I guess money is too good.
 
They should just count Summer as the first "elimination" and let everyone stay for a while. It's like they're rushing the actual show when it just began.

All reality shows have the huge background check and usually a psych person on standby and I think they're finding out why, lol.
 
Forgive me, I'm trying to catch up, is Summer actually gone, or are people assuming she is? If she's gone, why would they even bother eliminating Cole or someone else? Being down two fish so soon wouldn't make sense.
Blitzsneed said:
She wasn't taking Summer's shit while she was going ballistic on Cole and the others for zero fucking reason. Sad to see Summer go, but it is maybe for the best. Letting her on the show in the first place was a massive fuckup of Jet and Chris (since they both greenlit her) and I hope she'll get to a mental hospital soon. She's beyond fucked.
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Yeahhh when Summer admitted to being in the psyche ward multiple times, that should have made Sam and co pause. There's being mentally ill and then there's being severely mentally ill, which Summer is.
 
CoolFool said:
Forgive me, I'm trying to catch up, is Summer actually gone, or are people assuming she is? If she's gone, why would they even bother eliminating Cole or someone else? Being down two fish so soon wouldn't make sense.
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Sam wanted to kick Brian. But he wanted it to be by an audience elimination. He put it to vote and didn't expect the paypigs to fuck everything up because Cole dissed Josie.
 
CoolFool said:
Forgive me, I'm trying to catch up, is Summer actually gone, or are people assuming she is? If she's gone, why would they even bother eliminating Cole or someone else? Being down two fish so soon wouldn't make sense.

Yeahhh when Summer admitted to being in the psyche ward multiple times, that should have made Sam and co pause. There's being mentally ill and then there's being severely mentally ill, which Summer is.
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Summer is gone. She's been "sent off to greener pastures".
 
Didn't summer know about s1 and was telling Jimmy and maybe Shinji all about what the show is about, so why would she then suddenly act like it's the Truman show all about her when she was explaining the concept of the show to others? I feel like something else is actually what set her off and it probably has to do with Shinji. Wasn't she fine when she was cuddled up with him and then they went to a bathroom together and then she stormed out and started all this shit? I'm trying to remember what happened
 
grapeshark77 said:
They should just count Summer as the first "elimination" and let everyone stay for a while. It's like they're rushing the actual show when it just began.

All reality shows have the huge background check and usually a psych person on standby and I think they're finding out why, lol.
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Just caught up, I'm sad to see Summer go but if she's legimately mentally ill than its probably better than staying in what will probably be the new hellhouse.

If Josiefags get Cole kicked I'll probably just stop watching. Jet should know better than to have the AUDIENCE do any form of serious judgement when it comes to kicking contestants.
 
If I was Sam I'd just say the vote was a huge fakeout. And keep Brian and Cole until a proper elimination. Summer was the first elimination. Move on. For fuck's sake being at the mercy of mentally ill paypigs WILL kill this show. Sometimes it's not about the money. All that paypig money will vanish next season if it's proven this show is fucked and the popular people can get voted off by the whims of the mentally ill. No one will watch this anymore. Prioritize long term growth over short term profit Jet you Bosnian mongoloid!
 
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In the dimly lit corners of my office, shadows and doubts swirl together, like the smoke from my last cigarette. The Dame, her eyes as mysterious as the Far East itself, keeps playing through my mind. Is she a siren leading me to my doom? I can't shake the feeling that she's weaving a web I'm already caught in. And then there's my crew, the guys and gals I've trusted with my life. Lately, their glances have been as sharp as a stiletto's edge. Betrayal? Paranoia? Hard to tell in this city. The mystery at hand, a twisted labyrinth of lies and deceit, is no closer to being solved. And here I am caught in the storm, trying to piece together a puzzle where every piece feels like a double-cross. Time's running out, and in this game of shadows, it's hard to tell the hunters from the hunted.
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Sam, Jet, and Ben are making fun of Summer in the kitchen. They go up stairs and bring the whole cast in B3. Everyone but Brian and Cole clean up the center of the room. Sam gives a speech about living in the Swamp as the Judge. Some type of gator squats competition is being talked about. Everyone things Brian will win. Sam is talking about a cinnamon challenge. Little has been communicated to the audience.

edit: Sam Hyde is dressing them down. "Maybe you should make 4chan jokes to feel like insiders. OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD BET MONEY AND MAKE THIS SHOW FUN. Maybe you want to walk away with real money from this show."

Edit 2: They're blaming this behavior on the cast. But maybe making them all think they were insiders caused this behavior.
 
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