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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764

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Huh, you learn something new every day. I never expected Fishtank to be educational.
 
Looks like we’re all busy with the holidays huh? I was hoping while I’m stuck at this work party someone would be posting updates. Anyone know somewhere good for that currently?
 
curbside2 said:
Looks like we’re all busy with the holidays huh? I was hoping while I’m stuck at this work party someone would be posting updates. Anyone know somewhere good for that currently?
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I tried coming on here after catching a break from a bunch of screaming kids and drunk family members, was sad when I saw hardly any updates on this thread lol

Tbh it didn't seem like shit was going on when I checked on the live stream, so maybe it's a combo of kiwis being busy + nothing actually happening on the tank.
 
curbside2 said:
Looks like we’re all busy with the holidays huh? I was hoping while I’m stuck at this work party someone would be posting updates. Anyone know somewhere good for that currently?
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CoolFool said:
I tried coming on here after catching a break from a bunch of screaming kids and drunk family members, was sad when I saw hardly any updates on this thread lol

Tbh it didn't seem like shit was going on when I checked on the live stream, so maybe it's a combo of kiwis being busy + nothing actually happening on the tank.
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Not much has happened for the last hour. The fish were given a period accurate pong machine and sam paid out to trish and brain. Sam is currently enjoying the fire while the sharks set something up.

EDIT: Sam told jimmy they'll probably have to throw out the prison hooch and eggnog due to legal reasons. Nobody wants to drink it anyways though.

EDIT 2: Sam is currently making all the fish recite christmas prayers. Tay recited the our father. Sam told them to be serious and not sacrilegious. The challenge tonight is shut the fuck and close your eyes because santa and the christmas spirits are coming.

EDIT 3: Jimmy is exempted from bedtime to finish his eggnog. Everyone else MUST go to bed. Sam has informed meg of the challenge. Sam is saying goodnight to everyone: "If I hear a peep I'm whipping you with a belt."

EDIT 4 (10:28 pm): Sharks have put the cookies out for santa and sam is in the living room. Jimmy is still in the kitchen. SANTA HAS APPEARED.

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EDIT 5 (10:32 pm): Fatty is santa and is breathing very very loudly. His fucked up body is obvious.
 
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They got Airsoftfatty playing Santa lmao.
He is breathing extremely heavily, placing presents under the tree is a daunting task for this here Santy Claus
 
Telecom said:
sam paid out to trish and brain
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Sam gave Trisha 1000$ for "kissing Brian" ("Did I say a thousand? Oh god...") and Brian 500$ for "fucking with everybody's cookies." Also, just so we're perfectly clear on what Cole's kiss was worth, Trisha was told she would get 20 chips to "flirt" and 50 more to "get physical." The example given was something like a back rub so she overdid it by kissing him, but at least it's not nontent. Cole says "I didn't get paid, what the hell" and Trisha pipes up while playing Pong against TJ with "Pff, 'cause no one told you about it, fool! A-ha-ha!"
 
Telecom said:
Not much has happened for the last hour. The fish were given a period accurate pong machine and sam paid out to trish and brain. Sam is currently enjoying the fire while the sharks set something up.

EDIT: Sam told jimmy they'll probably have to throw out the prison hooch and eggnog due to legal reasons. Nobody wants to drink it anyways though.

EDIT 2: Sam is currently making all the fish recite christmas prayers. Tay recited the our father. Sam told them to be serious and not sacrilegious. The challenge tonight is shut the fuck and close your eyes because santa and the christmas spirits are coming.

EDIT 3: Jimmy is exempted from bedtime to finish his eggnog. Everyone else MUST go to bed. Sam has informed meg of the challenge. Sam is saying goodnight to everyone: "If I hear a peep I'm whipping you with a belt."

EDIT 4 (10:28 pm): Sharks have put the cookies out for santa and sam is in the living room. Jimmy is still in the kitchen. SANTA HAS APPEARED.

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EDIT 5 (10:32 pm): Fatty is santa and is breathing very very loudly. His fucked up body is obvious.
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Okay, I gotta get home asap.
 
Santa Claus (Airsoft Fatty) delivers presents from his sack (trash bag) and reviews the fishes' cookies ("Looks like something I would feed my deer.") His conclusion was that they all "tasted like shit."
 
10:36 PM: Santa dropped a pipe bomb on jimmy's ass. Fatty is going around the house screaming who is naughty and nice and throwing fire crackers. The wiggers found a good use for him.

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"Santa" is currently going from room to room throwing poppers or firecrackers and screaming. Testing the fish to see if they are actually sleeping. Still trying to catch his breath.
Oh dear God he's climbing up the closet beds.
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Fatty is pouring sawdust on people and sam told him to scream for 30 minutes. Jimmy got off lucky. Chris might die from a heart attack.

10:49 pm: Sam is tempting people with cigs while fatty claus screams at the fish and tts. Fatty is now telling fatty claus's life story about multiculturalism and anime. The sharks are vacuming the sleeping fish.
 
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