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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
On the one hand, I wouldn't even do that for $5,000. Girl should have some more respect for herself and at least ask for more money if she's gonna do it.

On the other hand, she's providing memorable and entertaining (if horrifying) content. Worst thing you can do is be boring on a reality show, and she certainly hasn't been boring these past 24 hours. I still have respect for her.
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I was listening to the B2 conversation before Jimmy and Cole went nuts chasing after "doll activity." I think it's worth pointing out that Trish offhandedly mentioned spending $140/week on weed. Being someone like that from California, it wouldn't surprise me if all she's thinking about is getting high when someone offers her money.

I agree that she shouldn't debase herself for weed money, but it is entertaining.
 
This whore is so confusing. Are they offering her chips to flirt with Brian again?
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Merry Christmas everyone. Me and the wife are watching Fishtank with our newborn. You guys have a good one. Drink plenty of Eggnog and Prison hooch. It's healthy.

Also Trish should never disparage anyone ever again considering how much of a cheap and dirty whore she is. And all Cole needs to do is remind her of how dirty and cheap she is. She touched what even a nasty sheboon lady of the night didn't want to. Absolute scum of the ghetto.
 
Steinercard said:
Merry Christmas everyone. Me and the wife are watching Fishtank with our newborn. You guys have a good one. Drink plenty of Eggnog and Prison hooch. It's healthy.

Also Trish should never disparage anyone ever again considering how much of a cheap and dirty whore she is. And all Cole needs to do is remind her of how dirty and cheap she is. She touched what even a nasty sheboon lady of the night didn't want to. Absolute scum of the ghetto.
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“im mad at trish for providing content instead of getting upset and refusing”

hey at least shes doing something unlike hamplanet and reverse trap.
 
Trish is obviously being paid to keep up the "romance" tension. I do think she is also naturally leaning into flirting with both Cole and Brian since she has nothing else to offer in terms of content. She's not able to make content on her own like Jimmy or Summer, and outside of flirting with the boys, she seems shy with interacting with the other fish, like she doesn't know what to say. I know she said to TTS she could become the villain and "fuck shit up" but she hasn't really proved that to be true, she gives of Vance energy where she says she will do more stuff and has this "mastermind" plan but she doesn't actually do anything different because she's too shy and scared of everyone else. If she didn't do this flirting shit she would have nothing and be forgettable. I'm sure she's well aware of this.

Compare this content to someone like TJ. He seems like a nice fella, and he comes out of his shell when he drinks. But he's so boring, outside of some dancing moves he isn't doing anything that people remember. Meg was super boring when the show first started but she's been trying hard and is very interactive with the other fish. Tay was doing great at first but ever since Summer and JC left, she has been a depressive lump. That underwear situation only seems to have made it worse. Meanwhile, Trish has been part of some of the best content so far, there's no way she's getting sent home any time soon.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Some babies watch Cocomelon. Some babies watch Ms. Rachel. But our babies are being raised the right way: nothing but Sam Hyde.
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Here too. Wife dono'd to Scuffed the other night for the first time, I am filling her in on what she misses from the tank when breastfeeding. Merry Christmas y'all, have more white ba-, er, Christmases.
 
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Swamp_Donkey said:
“im mad at trish for providing content instead of getting upset and refusing”

hey at least shes doing something unlike hamplanet and reverse trap.
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I'm not mad at her for whoring herself to Fatty. I'm mad she had the audacity to act like she was better than Cole when she's clearly the lowest of the low kind of woman. I don't think she should stop creating content. I just wish she didn't get sanctimonious when she's being an actual literal whore who is being paid to be a Jezabel.
 
Fucking knew something was up, Sam Hyde is made of the same paste as EyeDubbz, what's the point of reality tv if everything is prepared?
 
I love that we have two villains this season. Hope Jet understands how important they are to the season.

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15 minutes hogtying them just for nearly everyone to break out under 10 seconds, GG; for context, first three people to untie themselves and get their Christmas present get $500, last person/anyone who can't escape loses all chips

Update, it happened again lmao
 
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I muted this loser and I still keep seeing his constant spam.
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When I try to mute him again I get this:
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But in settings it's like this:
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What a disaster of a site. Not only is it a resource hog, but its also pretty broken as if some paki from fiverr programmed it.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
the same reason why most reality shows are scripted people aren't interesting most of the time unprompted.
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And even if they aren’t scripted there’s a reason why they release an hour long episode once per week. Even if the cast is entertaining they aren’t going to be entertaining every hour of every day.
Even if I’m pretty critical of Jet and the gang I’ll admit that having a 24 hour livestream reality show is an uphill battle from the start.
 
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