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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Wow, it's surprising that so many of these autistic loser fish just so happen to have been the smartest teenager in their high schools.
 
it just occurred to me that all these snacks and cigs being gifted to cole right now are likely fake and a way to drive home to the rest of the cast cole is spoiled.
 
Someone who claimed to be his sister posted in the subreddit and confirmed a bunch of the crazy shit Jimmy was claiming about their childhood. I’m inclined to believe it really was his sister, because she said that she was a gender studies major and was politically and socially the opposite of Jimmy and shit, which he also claimed, and the post was before Jimmy said that about her.
The proof she was really his sister is pretty strong. She said he had some specific tattoos the cameras couldn't see and he confirmed it when asked by TTS.

...........LINK?
 
Jet, it's time to let TTS fly so the viewers can get in on this shit. Stop being a little gay boy with this shit.
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Remember how last season TTS was 350 a hit during active hours and only went up way high at night as a deterrence, and then look at how this season they expect 500 a hit just to prop up the clan shit and keep their wiggers from having to actually scrub TTS input
 
Remember how last season TTS was 350 a hit during active hours and only went up way high at night as a deterrence, and then look at how this season they expect 500 a hit just to prop up the clan shit and keep their wiggers from having to actually scrub TTS input
I feel like the lack of TTS is really reducing the hell house feel. Season 1 I enjoyed just flipping to random cameras to hear the stream of wild shit the TTS would be pumping out constantly, like digital water torture for the fishes. This season I feel like I barely hear the TTS going off even when enabled and the house isn't chaotic enough anyways now that I think about it.
 
Brian stocks rising. Dude is handling having to deal with some real shit. Man child being forced to grow up right before our eyes here
 
I think Sam and Jet are being extra cruel with Brian/CK because they broke a major rule. It was made clear to Brian that he had to be no strings attached to come on the show. I imagine the entire reason he was picked was his good looks. Brian being made to air out his relationships is the perfect punishment.
 
CK crawling out of the gooncave after Jimmy was done 'comforting' her.
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It really has that much more impact when you see it with the TTS audio mixed in between. The look of guilt and shame on their faces when they leave.


I apologize the video freezes up. its the best I could do
 
Sam told CK that Brian is simply treating her like a security blanket. That he hates to tell this to her this way. But he needs her to see him for who he is. He told her that if Brian wins the money their relationship is likely in more jeopardy than if he loses it. Sam explains to her that the second Brian doesn't need her that he'll leave her. And no community college degree will save their relationship.
 
I need to go to bed but holy shit.
Cole is winning this and the other Fish are gonna learn a lesson in actually trying to work (both on the Tank and real life)
A trust fund kid is working harder than any of them and is gonna win the money they all act like they need but aren't doing anything to win it.
 
Before the holiday weekend they reliably maintained over 10,000 viewers. Today I don't think they've broken 9,000.
Anyone remember where season 1 was at when week 2 started?

To be fair, it's the first day after Christmas. Lots of people are sleeping in, cleaning up, hung over. Lots of people are also back at work.
It's also St Stephens/Boxing Day in alot of places.
 
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