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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,036
Goldstriker told Jimmy he needs to call TJ 'mommy', considering his well documented tranny and femboy hunting on /soc/ he's probably going to goon off to this later.
Production tells TJ he has to wear a dress because "the audience is confused".
Also consider how Jimmy was the only one initially paired with a feminized man. Vance said before the challenge was announced that "the viewers are upset with the lack of women" and that TJ needs to "fill in for the lack of women" and "act a little more feminine," twerking whenever the La Bambo Dominican sfx comes on. He even told Trisha to teach TJ how to twerk properly, so I guess Jimmy's pairing with a sissified TJ is indeed in reference to his /soc/ posts tranny chasing.
 
They turned TJ into Chris from Mr Beast
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Another very common Cole W. Shoutout to Beta Brian in the background watching his girl bow down to the detective king.

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Cole just raking in those W's like Roast Potatos at a Toby Carvery. Here he is just wandering around randomly calling Troonliegh a Coyote.
 
some highlights from the challenge so far:
- Shinji and Tay geniunly enjoying the challenge (this challenge seems to have awaken something in Tay.)
- TJ making Jimmy clean the kitchen floor by rolling over it
- Shinji having to carry a sponge in his mouth
- Tay constantly scattering ash over shinji
- Sam just casually lifting the entire time
- Shinji cleaning and kissing Tays shoes
- Tay making Shinji speak pseudo gook
- CK telling Cole to cry like a bitch



 
I don't think people realize how much Fishtank makes. It has a million in angel investor funding alone. Letting the show rot because you don't want to spend money on auditions seems silly. Especially with the unneeded expense of stuff like free MMA training is somehow justified. A culling process doesn't seem like a terrible evolution next season.
While true, you know whats even cheaper and easier for them to do right now that they don't? PLAYTESTING THE FUCKING CHALLENGES!!!!!

They literally lost a contestant who specifically cited the crappy impromptu nature of the challenges for why she fucking left. They literally have two former contestants on staff. HEY JOSIE LET US TIE YOU UP AND TRY AND GET OUT OF THIS!! If they aren't going to do something that would up the quality of the show and is both free and not very time consuming at all what makes you think they'd have an entire audition process?
Whatever Goldstriker's intention on the challenge was, it's probably not working on the perverted jap.
"First time?"
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Its like they want to embrace the cast' fetishes. It reminds me of the western themed challenges of an Amazing race season they stupidly had a team of cowboys on.

Also am i the only one having a hard time telling TJ and Tay apart sometimes?
 
some more highlights:
- Jimmy having to eat food from a bowl only with his mouth
- Shinji singing anime openings over and over again for Tay
- Shinji having to fold all the clothes in B1
- CK putting mustard into Cole's hair
- Jimmy feeding TJ a egg by cracking it directly over his mouth. TJ then spit it and made Jimmy clean it

Shinji being swapped with Cole now
 
Before the holiday weekend they reliably maintained over 10,000 viewers. Today I don't think they've broken 9,000.
Anyone remember where season 1 was at when week 2 started?
I feel like it was a lot more last season. With riveting challenges like this, a rich boy wannabe actor playing Dr Perky Jon and MAURO on his way (to probably be paid to slap someone while they’re in on it) things are looking great.

Can’t believe I’m actually rooting for a Japanese porn star amongst all these retards.
 
They should just bring back Summer at this point and let her burn the house down.
They shouldn't and have a good reason to do so. She will immediately try to fuck Shinji. If she isn't successful with that, she will shank him.
Aside from that, probably not going to tune in until the hoes arrive.
 
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