🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Leo Frank]

I really don't think any of that is necessary, if they wanted to get people completely ignorant/oblivious fish they almost definitely can, they just have weird or outright retarded priorities when it comes to casting the fish.
I mean internet wise sure, Sam/MDE has its hold and notoriety but in the grand scheme it really isn't all that mainstream, chances are not a single neighbor of yours has any idea who he is or what any of his projects are.
They are either intentionally going for people who are likely to be familiar with them to avoid trouble (A fan is at least a bit less likely to sue you or leave on the spot) or it's a subconscious thing where they just happen to find people like them (MDE fans) funny and interesting and are unable to recognize it in themselves.

I don’t know why you got so many x reacts but I agree. None of my “normie” friends or coworkers my age know who Sam Hyde is or what Fishtank is. Most people don’t, I know some people get asshurt about that but it’s not like they’re casting for a big ass, already super famous Netflix reality show. As someone else a few posts above said they could absolutely pay for a service that advertises the show as a game show that lasts six weeks like Big Brother with cameras on at all times that include difficult challenges and name the main prize. Also, pay professional looking people to conduct interviews. I’m going to assume the wiggers do the interviews on zoom and even if they can’t see who is interviewing them they can hear their voices. It seems the wiggers conduct interviews based on the season 1 trailer. I don’t know about the legalities here, but maybe even disguise the name so applicants will have a harder time looking into exactly what show they’re going on. Weed out any MDE fans to the best of their abilities. If they do their own research or figure out what show they’re going on, not much you can do. But there are so many desperate retards out there who want money or fame that don’t know a thing about Sam Hyde so it is doable. I don’t like the MDE fan meetup aspect where they want to meet their idols, attempt to get them to like them and just leave. I don’t think a boring Mexican chick getting paid or told to yell and throw shit at a dude she doesn’t care about and his girlfriend is funny or entertaining.

Why is everyone acting like Cole is an autistic giga-chad king? He’s an aspiring actor trying to be Jon 2.0 after he saw how much attention Jon got from being a real autist on the show. Sure, Jon wanted to be famous but he had never heard of Sam until he got stuck at the airport and started watching the show while everyone else was already there. Even though Jon became unbearable and his ego went through the roof the beauty of him was that he’s actually autistic and couldn’t pick up on cues or simply didn’t care to in the house.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

Production tells TJ he has to wear a dress because "the audience is confused". TJ has the great idea to make Cole put the dress on him. As he is shirtless and pants-less, the mexican music fishtoy comes on and TJ begins twerking. I guess pairs are switched again (I guess they're rotating them reguarly?) and it's now Jimmy's job to put the dress on TJ.

 

[CoolFool]

Is TJ straight? I just assumed he was gay or a coomer on the cusp of trooning out. This challenge only further convinces me.

 

[Aristides]

Goldstriker told Jimmy he needs to call TJ 'mommy', considering his well documented tranny and femboy hunting on /soc/ he's probably going to goon off to this later.

Production tells TJ he has to wear a dress because "the audience is confused".

Also consider how Jimmy was the only one initially paired with a feminized man. Vance said before the challenge was announced that "the viewers are upset with the lack of women" and that TJ needs to "fill in for the lack of women" and "act a little more feminine," twerking whenever the La Bambo Dominican sfx comes on. He even told Trisha to teach TJ how to twerk properly, so I guess Jimmy's pairing with a sissified TJ is indeed in reference to his /soc/ posts tranny chasing.

 

[Blackstar]

They turned TJ into Chris from Mr Beast

 

[supersock12345]

 

[idkcumiguess]

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...God I wish that was me.

 

[Steinercard]

Another very common Cole W. Shoutout to Beta Brian in the background watching his girl bow down to the detective king.

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Cole just raking in those W's like Roast Potatos at a Toby Carvery. Here he is just wandering around randomly calling Troonliegh a Coyote.

 

[Richard Freeman]

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

some highlights from the challenge so far:
- Shinji and Tay geniunly enjoying the challenge (this challenge seems to have awaken something in Tay.)
- TJ making Jimmy clean the kitchen floor by rolling over it
- Shinji having to carry a sponge in his mouth
- Tay constantly scattering ash over shinji
- Sam just casually lifting the entire time
- Shinji cleaning and kissing Tays shoes
- Tay making Shinji speak pseudo gook
- CK telling Cole to cry like a bitch

 

[Enig]

This is either the wigger crew venting their fetishes or Jet pandering to his v-friends on /tv/, and the viewercount being 3k to 4k lower at this time than most of the past 9 days is equally fitting for this

 

[ChrisIsGay]

They should just bring back Summer at this point and let her burn the house down.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I don't think people realize how much Fishtank makes. It has a million in angel investor funding alone. Letting the show rot because you don't want to spend money on auditions seems silly. Especially with the unneeded expense of stuff like free MMA training is somehow justified. A culling process doesn't seem like a terrible evolution next season.

While true, you know whats even cheaper and easier for them to do right now that they don't? PLAYTESTING THE FUCKING CHALLENGES!!!!!

They literally lost a contestant who specifically cited the crappy impromptu nature of the challenges for why she fucking left. They literally have two former contestants on staff. HEY JOSIE LET US TIE YOU UP AND TRY AND GET OUT OF THIS!! If they aren't going to do something that would up the quality of the show and is both free and not very time consuming at all what makes you think they'd have an entire audition process?

Whatever Goldstriker's intention on the challenge was, it's probably not working on the perverted jap.
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Its like they want to embrace the cast' fetishes. It reminds me of the western themed challenges of an Amazing race season they stupidly had a team of cowboys on.

Also am i the only one having a hard time telling TJ and Tay apart sometimes?

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Im already tired of the gay CK and Brian drama whether it's real or not. They most probably got paid behind the scenes to keep the drama going, but either way it wasn't funny past the initial encounter in B2. FT has been a slog ever since she's in there.

It hasn't even been a day yet lol

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

some more highlights:
- Jimmy having to eat food from a bowl only with his mouth
- Shinji singing anime openings over and over again for Tay
- Shinji having to fold all the clothes in B1
- CK putting mustard into Cole's hair
- Jimmy feeding TJ a egg by cracking it directly over his mouth. TJ then spit it and made Jimmy clean it

Shinji being swapped with Cole now

 

[Aidan]

Before the holiday weekend they reliably maintained over 10,000 viewers. Today I don't think they've broken 9,000.
Anyone remember where season 1 was at when week 2 started?

 

[CoolFool]

Before the holiday weekend they reliably maintained over 10,000 viewers. Today I don't think they've broken 9,000.
Anyone remember where season 1 was at when week 2 started?

To be fair, it's the first day after Christmas. Lots of people are sleeping in, cleaning up, hung over. Lots of people are also back at work.

 

[Leo Frank]

Before the holiday weekend they reliably maintained over 10,000 viewers. Today I don't think they've broken 9,000.
Anyone remember where season 1 was at when week 2 started?

I feel like it was a lot more last season. With riveting challenges like this, a rich boy wannabe actor playing Dr Perky Jon and MAURO on his way (to probably be paid to slap someone while they’re in on it) things are looking great.

Can’t believe I’m actually rooting for a Japanese porn star amongst all these retards.

 

[Blitzsneed]

They should just bring back Summer at this point and let her burn the house down.

They shouldn't and have a good reason to do so. She will immediately try to fuck Shinji. If she isn't successful with that, she will shank him.
Aside from that, probably not going to tune in until the hoes arrive.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

They should just bring back Summer at this point and let her burn the house down.

Considering the very first thing Summer did when she got out was say she was raped putting her back in would be a huge legal liability.